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    • nateman

      12 years ago

      With a face only a mother could love...If she was blind in one eye and had a piece of dirt stuck in the other eye's contact.

      J/P, everyone likes you MATT.

    • cabal359

      12 years ago

      don't want to sound like i have an obsession but SARGE RULES! and simmons is sarges bitch keep up the good work! and if it was legal i would have sarges childern

    • spunky

      12 years ago

      i can sound like you on rvb

    • ohiois4luvrs

      12 years ago

      GFunk... that should have been my grandmas nickname... her last name is Funk

    • kylebrodeur FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold HoldUp...Hey

      12 years ago

      Why did you change your name form Gfunk to you real name MATT

    • The_Jew

      12 years ago

      Matt I love the new pic. I myself am a huge sims fan and try'd to make a family of lots of people. Only problem I end up killing them up until I get 2 left.(Mine and some random person, dad never lives, rest in peace.)
      If it's a guy I move out and "breed" with a female sim.
      Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I'm crazy....

    • The_Jew

      12 years ago

      Hey Sarge. Good luck in future episodes. I'm a weird lil jewish boy.

    • fore_runners

      12 years ago

      I have found a cheater by the name of Chuck V, he is copying my journal, and posting it as his own.

      He is also using multiple accounts to rank himself up!

      HELP!!!

    • sabbathblck6

      12 years ago

      hey cool we have the same name....yayyyy

    • LordRaziel

      12 years ago

      happy new years

    • Old_Dirty

      12 years ago

      Merry Christmas!

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    • Swanson FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      I noticed that matt doesn't have a Pic Signature when he posts on the front page, so I decided to make him one:

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      It's probably not as fancy as Burnie, Gus, or Geoff's signatures, but I did my best....

    • HJS

      12 years ago

      Hey Matt! I asked J.H. to say good-bye for me several times but he said that he would forget. I wish you guys the best of luck in Austin! I will look you and Anna up if I visit there. Perhaps I will see you all again here some day... Merry Christmas!
      Heidi

    • A_Morpheus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      also what would be involved in befriending a staff member

    • A_Morpheus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      matt
      dude you are my favourite character in the series
      i love all ur work, even the small things are just so goddamn funny
      keep it up

    • TMRiddle1331

      12 years ago

      Does it hurt like hell doing sarge?

    • maxtotheMAX

      12 years ago

      Do you even like the Wario game on the VirtualBoy? Those things were awsome.

    • soulraiser44

      12 years ago

      HI FLOOR! make me a sammich!

    • MasterThief

      12 years ago

      Love the Gir Quote!
      That's definitly one of his best lines!

    • MasterThief

      12 years ago

      WOW!
      You're a Professional Person, sweet!
      I'm just an Intern...

    • caboose08

      12 years ago

      (matt) please check out my latest journal entry (its for the rvb staff) and pass the word around (to the other rvb staff members). thanks.

    • DiMono FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold It's Back Baby!

      12 years ago

      Matt, could I talk you in to adding me to your friend list so I can ask you something privately?

      And no, this is not me in a pathetic attempt to get a staff member on my list... well, not entirely, I really do have a specific question to ask you privately.

    • wolfdragon

      12 years ago

      Hey, i'm new here. Like red vs blue.......good job............

    • maxtotheMAX

      12 years ago

      So have you seen that GUNS movie? It looks silly.

    • vash

      12 years ago

      out of curiosity, why do you hate about boxes?

    • vash

      12 years ago

      out of curiosity, why do you hate about boxes?

    • akatrielle

      12 years ago

      When you're done laughing maniacally at your poor computer is in its last throes of life...would you come over and kill mine? I kinda promised someone I wouldn't put it out of my misery...but I never said no one else could. I'll leave the door unlocked.

      Wait. Maybe our computers could just battle to the death. It'd be like geriatric gladiators. And if they were too slow on the uptake, we could just...help them along a little. With bats. Or golf clubs. Damn it feels good to be a gangster.

    • azland

      12 years ago

      matt why are you only karma level 6, beg to the hand see if hell help you or post i your live jurnal that you need hel....we the online comunity........will gladly help....we just need to be asked

    • daniasdf

      12 years ago

      will you even be my friend?

    • Bac_Sarge

      12 years ago

      WOW!!!
      i count 619 users online right now!!!
      amazing

    • POC

      12 years ago

      I heard that you just had a kid recently. Congrats! :)

    • Nethero

      12 years ago

      Man his karma points are low.....

    • Nethero

      12 years ago

      Sarge is one of the best char!

    • Kiara

      12 years ago

      *looks at your avatar* If you like movies like that, try typing "Cheerleader Ninjas" in Google Images....worst porn movie I've ever seen, but you might like it (my friend and I didn't realise it was a porno movie until we saw it). I warn you HIGH porno stuff...and I dont want to get in trouble if any evesdroppers try it, and theyre parents catch them.

      Side-note: So whoever O'Mally is "possessing," that person plays him? That would mean you play 3 characters at a time...am I correct?

    • n0ethics

      12 years ago

      ooo....you live within 5 miles of me....lock your doors

    • Bac_Sarge

      12 years ago

      SARGE IS THE COOLEST CHARACHTER ON RVB as says my SN

    • GuitarSlave

      12 years ago

      435, bow now or bow later

    • AgentOrion

      12 years ago

      I like you, since you savagely added yourself to my friends list! ;)

    • Bac_Sarge

      12 years ago

      hey matt, will u be my friend?
      nobody likes me yet...

    • Bac_Sarge

      12 years ago

      434 u all lose

    • AgentOrion

      12 years ago

      As Of Now I see 414 people online, Burn!

    • Bac_Sarge

      12 years ago

      dude you guys rock, ,red vs blue is the best thing on the whole damn planet

    • ExoByte

      12 years ago

      Thanks again for taking the time to re-do my voicemail message 4 times or whatever. You will forever be my friend (pending approval).

    • Emo

      12 years ago

      Hey I supposedly failed a Math Final at an Art College. I missed about 95% of the classes because I was sleepy and my class was at 8 am. But the dude was cool and gave me and and the other majority of the students who never showed up C's because well he thought Math wasn't really that important at an Art College. I know you probably don't care but hey I feel your pain... kind of

    • ImpfPIMP

      12 years ago

      They're some nice chicks in GUNS, which all chicks can dress up in uniforms

    • singinaurora

      12 years ago

      Yay for hating boxes!

    • Booshanky

      12 years ago

      DAMN YOU!!!!

    • Booshanky

      12 years ago

      I believe you still have my watch.

    • matt FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Jason is the mother.

    • jason FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Matt is the father of his own love child.

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