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    • mdfq3

      Go listen to Big Black

      4 years ago

      Songs About Fucking is great. The Kraftwerk cover is pretty good.

    • mdfq3

      defining moments in my life

      6 years ago

      texted this to a sophmore in high school (I'm a college freshman):

      "Come over I have your gummy worms"

    • mdfq3

      Teggen Toppa Gurren Lagann

      6 years ago

      WAS WAY TOO FUCKING BRO

    • mdfq3

      haven't checked this in ages

      6 years ago

      only news I have is that I'll be going to caltech in the fall.

      what's up?

    • mdfq3

      Try this

      6 years ago

      Get Agoraphobic Nosebleed's "Frozen Corpse Stuffed With Dope" and play it at 16 times the original speed.

    • mdfq3

      and now, a limerick

      6 years ago

      To shit that makes me angry.

      There once was a lovely freshman
      For whom my heart once ran
      As my feelings lingered
      She dated a nigger
      And now I drink as one man

      I once met an Asian girl
      Who made the joy in my heart swell
      As I got indirectly rejected
      By virtue of another interested
      I angrily heard the ringing of the knell

    • mdfq3

      College season's over

      6 years ago

      I got accepted to:

      UCBerkeley, UCLA, Stanford, Yale and Caltech

      rejected by: MIT

      Bam.

    • mdfq3

      Mysoginy o' clock

      6 years ago

      sometimes /mu/ makes me happy.

      Women are simply more consultative beings than men are. For whatever reason, they are more timid about making bold statements and deviating from normalcy. They can't shop for clothes alone, they can't judge men alone, and they can't even urinate alone. They support each other through groupthink. Because of this, the average woman's musical taste is more bland and typical. They don't want to be "on the outside".
      "But wait," you might say "not all girls listen to pop music exclusively." This is correct. Some women do indeed venture outside of society's musical comfort zone, but their reasons for doing so are rarely musically-motivated. These women are simply looking for a scene or subculture to wedge themselves into, using music as another fashion tool. It's all about image. How many "artsy" girls do you know who insist that their taste is "atypical", "unique", or "eclectic" who have an iPod full of the same girl-friendly, Pitchfork-approved artists like Radiohead, Sigur Ros, and the like? Quite a few, I'd wager. Women are generally considered to have bad taste because they lack any true interest in musical discovery.
      Want further proof? How many girls do you know who are into Noise? Who are into Krautrock? Rock in Opposition? Classical avant-garde? Not many. This is because these styles of music, while unique, cutting-edge, and extremely rewarding, have no fashion culture built around them, and no cute boys who listen to and perform these types of music. Music is another article of clothing for women, and it makes basement-dwelling experts froth at the mouth whenever females claim otherwise.

      Instead of calling them beautiful, there would be more warrant for describing women as the un-aesthetic sex. Neither for music, nor for poetry, nor for fine art, have they really and truly any sense or susceptibility; it is a mere mockery if they make a pretence of it in order to assist their endeavor to please. Hence, as a result of this, they are incapable of taking a purely objective interest in anything; and the reason of it seems to me to be as follows. A man tries to acquire direct mastery over things, either by understanding them, or by forcing them to do his will. But a woman is always and everywhere reduced to obtaining this mastery indirectly, namely, through a man; and whatever direct mastery she may have is entirely confined to him. And so it lies in woman's nature to look upon everything only as a means for conquering man; and if she takes an interest in anything else, it is simulated--a mere roundabout way of gaining her ends by coquetry, and feigning what she does not feel. Hence, even Rousseau declared: Women have, in general, no love for any art; they have no proper knowledge of any; and they have no genius.

    • mdfq3

      I come off as an alcoholic

      6 years ago

      [21:48] The me: hey sexy
      [21:48] girl: what are you , drunk?
      [21:48] The me: haha
      [21:48] The me: no

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  • Comments (1566)

    • Hohenheim

      4 years ago

      Oh yeah. I discovered them ages ago. I try and avoid them lest I get sucked into fatal levels of nonproductivity. Mostly I browse leavethehall.co.uk and this place, to be honest. Occasionally I even browse Reddit's metal board(god knows I already browse enough reddit as it is), but as it were Shreddit is full of fuckwits who wouldn't know metal if you shoved their heads in a pit of molten steel.

    • Main_Heretic

      4 years ago

      I've been away from RvB as well, dude. Just another instance of being too damn busy with other pursuits. Other than that, nothing much went on. Helping write a story for a video game my computer science major buddies are making, designing characters, and the like.

    • Neko_Sama

      6 years ago

      yeaaah I keep moving. x_x and no good internets.
      Sucks ass.

    • Spartan736

      6 years ago

      Who what would have thought my hand could do that
      Gave me a wedgie, set fire to my flat
      They start up quiet but end up talking loud
      My hands grab the steering wheel, aims for a crowd
      Horrorsome daemons trapped within
      Bound by chromium, consumed by sin

    • Spartan736

      6 years ago

      EVIL HANDS

    • AlazyPyromaniac

      6 years ago

      It is a known fact that it is impossible to bamboozle me!

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      got a few i plan on checking out soon.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      I'm listening to a variety. Suffocation, Angra, Cal-Sagoth, BTBAM, Hirax, and Necrophagist for the most part.
      Though I actually listened to almost nothing but George Carlin for most of today.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      I'll keep that in mind if I have to put up with a Twilight fangirl in the near future.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      I linked "I lit your baby on fire"... it got taken down within a minute or two.
      That shut him up and made him stop recommending me retarded fake profiles for friends.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      being able to troll their facebook by linking anal cunt.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      fucking A.
      people who challenge a theory with one that makes no fucking sense annoy me to no limit.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      Hell, I would've dismantled his shitty, half-baked arguments in a second, but unfortunately he had the whole retarded "everyone is entitled to their own opinion" thing on his side.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      Seriously, this kid tried to tie evolutionism into Nazi Germany. I wanted to punch his faggoty little face in by the time it was over with.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      Mine is full of rich conservative christians.
      like, one even tried to make a powerpoint claiming that creationism is far more rational than evolutionism.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      Fair enough.
      But with all the stupid people I encounter daily, it's hard not to assume stupidity.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      I really must wonder why someone that stupid can survive that long.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      Endings are really my biggest annoyances... but I've got a decent latin teacher, the students are just a bunch of incompetent pissants.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      Oh wow.

    • OmegaBlue

      6 years ago

      You gotta give the bitch the people's elbow mang.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      I made not even the slightest effort to ready myself for it, knowing it was likely to be pure bullshit, and still got 8th place. Shit is hilarious.

    • OmegaBlue

      6 years ago

      Word on that homes.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      Ah, I see. Because I was gonna say, if AcDec seemed easy... Latin Club would make you facepalm so hard you'd kill a few motherfuckers.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      AcDec disappoints you? How so? I mean, it seems to me to be plenty challenging for most people. That, and I'm taking economics next year, which makes learning half of it for AcDec a biiiiiiig plus.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      I wouldn't call it a nerd convention... if you're looking for that, try Academic Decathlon. Latin Club is like a pathetic, dumbed down excuse for AcDec designed to make the dumbasses who could never commit themselves enough to do anything in AcDec feel smart.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      That'll probably make little if any difference... the really annoying part of it is being surrounded by idiots.

    • Hohenheim

      6 years ago

      Yeah, basically. I had accepted under the impression that we might be testing more than an hour out of the whole goddamn day. Unfortunately, no such luck.

    • OmegaBlue

      6 years ago

      Well the whole beating women thing is generally frowned upon by society and the law... Soap in the sock works well though.

    • OmegaBlue

      6 years ago

      Damn bitches. Bitches need fixin.

    • OmegaBlue

      6 years ago

      Whiskey has the potency to lay your hard earned concerns to rest.

    • OmegaBlue

      6 years ago

      Beware of the dreaded whiskey dick.

    • VScommoman

      6 years ago

      i think its luck lol or she just wants to marry me for citizenship either way i'd do it for a night in bed with a blonde DD model looking thing

    • S1apSh0es

      6 years ago

      Ooooohhh! I see. Yeah, it most certainly does :(

    • S1apSh0es

      6 years ago

      Really? I've heard it was really good.

    • egamer86

      6 years ago

      Linear Integrated Circuits, Digital Signal Processing, and Advanced Wireless Communications.

    • Neko_Sama

      6 years ago

      He's a smart little bugger. XD

    • Parsignia

      6 years ago

      Yeah, it's still Malone. By the way, you do know that I'm Decemius, right?

    • Parsignia

      6 years ago

      Their bassist is a monster. I saw em' live a couple weeks ago and the man played bar chords on a 5 string bass in such a way that it sounded like he was rewinding a tape. Also, man plays with a 3 finger technique.

    • Neko_Sama

      6 years ago

      Japanese girls also look like little kids.
      How do you think he hasn't gotten arrested yet? Because they're legal.

    • Neko_Sama

      7 years ago

      They get too old if any sign of boobs come.
      He likes them nice and flat.

    • Neko_Sama

      7 years ago

      I have fun with pedobear in EVERY way...but he thinks I'm a little old for his tastes D;

    • Neko_Sama

      7 years ago

      I just like wine coolers, margaritas, daquiris, gay man drinks, and VODKA. <3

    • Neko_Sama

      7 years ago

      still creepy.
      Well Skyy is supposed to be like the highest quality vodka or some shit. And it's gooood.
      I took a shot of it at christmas and my mom was sitting there watching me chug it going all O___O;;
      it was awesome. xD

    • Neko_Sama

      7 years ago

      it's kinda stalkerish that you read that comment.
      creeeeeepy little boy. xD
      but I love them. [= just plain vodka and strawberry vodka and lemon vodka mmm *___*

    • Main_Heretic

      7 years ago

      Well. I can't drink while I'm on the pills... lame

    • AlazyPyromaniac

      7 years ago

      Yeah, ha, I should hope so.

    • Main_Heretic

      7 years ago

      Yeah, constant diarrhea can make you lose a lot of water weight. I've seen one pic of you since I've known you on thsi site... you're a skinny dude from the get-go.

      I had a pseudo friend attempt to lose a lot of water weight... which constituted him smearing preparation H (which supposedly dries you out) on his skin, wrapping saran wrap around it (to make him sweat) and running multiple times around the block. Forrest Gump meets a whole lotta ass cream.

      I've been drinking a lot of caffeine, which is a diuretic, so that may be a contributing factor to my loss.

    • Neko_Sama

      7 years ago

      I'm gonna get a job though and save up! =3
      After I go to Florida next year though

    • Neko_Sama

      7 years ago

      at least there you don't have to be currently enrolled in 2 classes at least to get a scholarship
      fucking annoying for poor people like me.

    • Neko_Sama

      7 years ago

      look into scholarships and stuff
      With your brains you should be able to get one

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