noobalicious

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  • Activity

    • Sponsorship

      3 years ago

      noobalicious

      Did something change in the settings recently? I can't seem to find the option for sponsoring someone else.

    • Almost as bad as you chicks

      3 years ago

      noobalicious

      I got excited when getting home from work and saw a package with new shoes in it. Finally got a pair of caiman skin boots...not crocodile, but real close.
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    • Thank you Congress

      3 years ago

      noobalicious

      I'm enjoying my second day of no work. smiley6.gif

    • Howdy ho folks

      3 years ago

      noobalicious

      Not much to say, just a note to say hi.

      2 weeks ago I took my brother to see
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      It's a crappy picture, but that is Steve Martin and Edie Brickell. Was a pretty damn good concert.


      Coming back from Richmond VA on Sunday, saw a car in front of me that I just had to take a pic of...look at the plates.
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      One last pic to make you laugh....Kelly & Erin, this one is dedicated to you.
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    • Saw this on a blog that I read

      4 years ago

      noobalicious

      and know a couple of you would laugh at it

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    • Herp Derp

      4 years ago

      noobalicious

      Another brilliant member of society in the news.


      After being accused of shoplifting from a Derry, N.H., thrift store called Finders Keepers, Ruben Pavon is arguing that he was simply confused by the store's name.

      WMUR.com reports that surveillance video shows Pavon taking a grill from the store's porch. Pavon told WMUR, "I grabbed the box. It was a fire pit, something like that. It turned into a grill, and I took it home."

      It wasn't the first time Pavon helped himself to what he says he thought was free merchandise. He also told WMUR:

      I thought it was there for the taking. The sign did say "Finders Keepers." So I took that DVD player, took it home. A couple of weeks later, the stuff is still there on the porch, so I'm thinking to myself, 'Finders Keepers. They probably just put stuff out there for people to take.'"

      WMUR also spoke with store owner Laura Barker, who remains dubious about Pavon's reasoning:

      I don't know of any stores where there's free stuff. It would be nice if there were. I'd be there on a regular basis myself.

      The official site for Finders Keepers explains that a portion of its items "are donations, in which the proceeds of those items go to help purchasing 'needs' of local community organizations specifically to help children in need."

      Pavon has returned all the items to the store. Local police are continuing to investigate. WMUR reports that there is still no word on whether criminal charges will be filed. Nor is there word on whether Barker intends to change the name of her store to Not for Free.



      Best comment left on the news article

      Just keep him out of Master Bait Shop......
    • "Dick too small" ?

      4 years ago

      noobalicious

      I'm wondering if the guy who wrote the following comment was told that his dick was too small by some petite gal. It had me laughing so much at what an idiot the guy is that I had to repost for your enjoyment.

      This is a comment posted on an Iron Man 3 review in todays L.A. Times.

      JManson at 1:36 AM May 03, 2013
      I stopped watching the Ironman series when it became apparent that the movie was constantly trying to force us to believe that "gifted" women (they merely push buttons on a tablet created by men) with small breasts are super-sexy. They are not.

      And here we go again in Ironman 3.

      Sorry, not buying it. Real billionaires like "Tony Stark" prefer women with ample breasts and unchallenging demeanors.

      Yes, we get it: she has red hair, which is supposed to mean she is "smart". She has a small chest but shows it off like she's Dolly Parton (we're *supposed* to drool merely because they tell us so).

      Nope. Get back to the blood and guts and bring back the buxom babes that ALL men prefer. Enough with the social engineering obviously designed to appease feminists who grew up hating the prettier girls.

  • About Me

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  • Comments (3234)

    • Grogusting

      2 years ago

      I see you baby....

    • Grogusting

      2 years ago

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      • noobalicious

        2 years ago

        silly girl

      • Grogusting

        2 years ago

        Not sure why you haven't logged in here. Makes me sad but I'm wondering if I know the reason might have something to do with little ole me.

    • Grogusting

      3 years ago

      Reminds+me+of+the+Far+Side+comics+_d27cb

      This is what I want to do to you...

      • Grogusting

        3 years ago

        Didn't see that innuendo coming....well done.

      • noobalicious

        3 years ago

        funny, what i want to do to you involves a missile too smiley0.gif

    • Grogusting

      3 years ago

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    • Leash

      3 years ago

      I have missed you guys! I'm going to really not to be a stranger.

    • Grogusting

      3 years ago

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    • Grogusting

      3 years ago

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    • ABYSS_GK

      4 years ago

      Yo.

    • Grogusting

      4 years ago

      GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!! Not sure why I woke up so early. I don't like mornings and I sorta need more sleep, this should be interesting smiley8.gifsmiley0.gif

      • Grogusting

        4 years ago

        I never did. Drove all day till the last 1.5 hrs tonight. I never even got sleepy!

      • noobalicious

        4 years ago

        just don't fall asleep driving.

    • armeav8r Bandit 61

      4 years ago

      Hey Noob, what happened to Kelly?

    • Grogusting

      4 years ago

      What's up chuckle butt?!?

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      • Grogusting

        4 years ago

        Did you really just call me sugar tits?!?

      • noobalicious

        4 years ago

        Hiya sugar T

    • Grogusting

      4 years ago

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    • jucksweet

      4 years ago

      So when are you going to be visiting us?

    • Grogusting

      4 years ago

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    • Grogusting

      4 years ago

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    • Grogusting

      4 years ago

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    • Grogusting

      4 years ago

      Have you checked the community stats lately.....

      • noobalicious

        4 years ago

        good to know I can make a pretty gal smile

      • Grogusting

        4 years ago

        You were on there....made me smile just a little.

      • noobalicious

        4 years ago

        Not til you said something, don't ever look at it any more.

    • Grogusting

      4 years ago

      Hey.....hi. smiley12.gifsmiley1.gif

    • Grogusting

      4 years ago

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    • jucksweet

      4 years ago

      Hey Noob, how's things? smiley1.gif

      • jucksweet

        4 years ago

        It's ok. glad things are well for you smiley12.gif

      • noobalicious

        4 years ago

        It's going pretty well hon, and you?

    • Grogusting

      4 years ago

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    • Grogusting

      4 years ago

      Hi stranger....missed you smiley1.gif

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      Feel better soon....cause it's just bad form to make fun of a sick guy smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • Enforcer2005

      5 years ago

      Double Posted.

      Post edited 5/15/12 2:00PM

      • Enforcer2005

        5 years ago

        Yeah, Probably. I work at a Community College Full-Time and do video and photography on the side a lot now. Still pursuing that. But I never thought I would be in an admin 8-5 type job thats for sure. I now have a deeper knowledge and understanding of Office Humor. It all makes sense now...Office Space became an even more relevant movie to me...

      • noobalicious

        5 years ago

        things are going pretty well, still working for the FDA. You still back in AZ? is that where you had the interview you posted about?

      • Enforcer2005

        5 years ago

        I'm so confused...Hey Big Guy, How you doing? You still over in the East?

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      Hey Steve....how many teats are there on a cow's udder....little hint don't draw 5 cause there's only 4!!!!

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      I'm going to be daydreaming all day now. Can't stop thinking bout that.

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      I see you

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      Is it really Monday morning again...hope bout we just get it over with soon as possible smiley8.gif

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      That may have made my morning smiley0.gif

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      Why do mornings have to come so early?!?

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      Good Morning smiley11.gifsmiley0.gif

    • jucksweet

      5 years ago

      Thanks again <3

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      Don't have too much fun


      As if that's possible.... smiley8.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      Good Morning!!! It would be super great if you would hurry fly here and tear out a sub floor for me that some moron GLUED DOWN.

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    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      For the record, I was fully nekkid in that pic I just didn't show it all.

      • noobalicious

        5 years ago

        I think that was Amber's point smiley0.gif

    • FushigiHime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Interesting

      5 years ago

      At least someone thinks it's nice. Never did work out, so I still look the same as I do in that photo unfortunately

    • FushigiHime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Interesting

      5 years ago

      Of course you would go back to that journal!!

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      I need to do get one taken I suppose, soon as I do I will put on up....privately smiley0.gif

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      Good Morning...hope you have a great weekend!!

    • jucksweet

      5 years ago

      <3

    • FushigiHime FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Interesting

      5 years ago

      Hey, at least you have those moments!

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      Good night smiley1.gif

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      So....hi smiley1.gif

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      Good Morning!

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      Go PC.....really. Cause my cute little Mac will spank your PC ass any day.

      Just sayin'

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      Hello smiley1.gif

    • jucksweet

      5 years ago

      Happy weekend noob :)

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      *waving back*

    • Grogusting

      5 years ago

      freckles.....somehow I knew that was exactly what you would say smiley0.gif

    • cheeser

      5 years ago

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      Merry Christmas!

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