9 years ago
yea, they let me go from sears,i was seasonal help only,but w/e no money anymore
oh yea i got a $1000 paintball gun with my money(i only spent $150 on it,real cheap),and the first thing i did with it was shoot the pricks that were bulling some kid on my block.
10 years ago
so my neighbors moved to florida for good(both are 81 years old,but very nice,and didnt complain about my noise...3 wheelier,guitar,ectera).so i just kinda feel bad that there leaving.
But i feel real bad for the new neighbors.They dont know what they are getting themselves into.i just hope they dont call the cops(the old neighbors didnt).
10 years ago
I GOT THIS OFF A MYSPACE BULLETIN
you want to know what? There is nothing wrong with a guy hitting a girl if the girl gives him a reason to. Just because someone is a girl doesnt mean the guy doesnt have the right to hit her. If the girl is the one that started it and pushed the guy then why shouldnt the guy be able to... sounds like an unfair fight if only one gets to hit the other person.
***MoRaL oF tHe StOrY***
Girls: dont start a fight with a guy and just think that because your a girl he isnt allowed to hit you
Guys: only hit girls if its what you have to do... (Bede);)
QUADRUNNA---GUYS YOU CAN JUST WALK AWAY,ITS EASY TO HIT A GIRL BUT DEFINALTLY NOT RIGHT
10 years ago
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.
8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the sh*t out of him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say " Eat me"
12)The Virgin Mary is not called " Mary with the Cherry,.
13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at ST.Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
where to start,ok im sean im 19, i love to go dirtbiking,fourwheeling,3 wheeling all the offroad stuff.always up for a good time,whether its shotting pool,or just hangin out with people.
umm,so yeah u can contact me at www.myspace.com/sean6960