retaxus

Female
from Calgary, Alberta

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    • Things I love about my Kindle...

      4 years ago

      retaxus

      1. I can look up any word I'm not 100% certain of the definition of in about 2 seconds.
      2. It tells me exactly what percentage of my book I have read. Like last night I finished 67% of "The Know-it-all".
      3. I have a bunch of books in something that's more portable than a graphing calculator. Well, maybe equally as portable.
      4. When I finish one book in a series, I can immediately get the next book and start reading it.
      5. Easy to turn the pages with one hand/hold with one hand (I get tired of my hand getting tired/losing my place while reading a paperback and eating).
      6. The battery lasts like a month.

      Things I don't love about my Kindle:
      1. No pages.


      I feel like one day I'll be old and grey and telling those young kids about when books had pages. And they won't understand why I like them/miss them. On the list of books with pages are cassette tapes, what a 35mm film canister is, and a phone with a cord.

    • Vacation!!

      4 years ago

      retaxus

      Currently, I'm on vacation in Victoria, B.C.

      I've been here many, many times because my grandma lives here. This time, I decided to try to do things that I haven't done before. Yesterday I visited Hatley Castle, which is on the grounds of the Royal Roads University.

      So what's so awesome about this castle you may ask? The answer to that is it's the castle they used while filming X-Men for the school! How awesome is that? They also filmed a little inside. It was apparently also used in the show Smallville as Lex Luther's mansion, but I never watched the show so I wouldn't know.

      Bah. I tried linking pictures, but it wouldn't work. There are some on my facebook page for those interested!

      www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=578726544

      I'm also going to try and see the Dominion Astrophysical Observatory while I'm here!!

    • Today I scared some children

      5 years ago

      retaxus

      Today, as I was seeing a friend to the door as he was leaving my house, he suddenly said "Hey who's that little kid on your driveway?"

      Now those of you who don't know me that well don't know this, but I hate children being around my house. Last summer these kids kept playing on my front lawn, so I would turn the sprinkler on them to scare them off. I just hate the sound of their laughter. It's so incredibly irritating. What's so fucking funny to kids anyway? So I'm basically an evil person.

      So today, when I saw these kids on my driveway, I knew what to do. I stomped over to the front window and slammed open the blinds and gave them the evil eye. The kids responded by jumping away and squealing. My friend and I then laughed our asses off.

      Then, something different happened. The children rang my doorbell. I answered, and they sold me chocolate. Maybe I should be scaring children more often? I feel like they're bribing a monster not to scare them. Or maybe rewarding me? Either way, chocolate was hand delivered to my door. I'm so down with that.

    • Woops. Missed class today...

      5 years ago

      retaxus

      Strangely enough, as I'm writing this I'm actually in class. It's a little boring today though.

      This morning I learned something. When I'm lying in bed, I'm entirely irrational. I made a bet with my roommate that I would go to every class until the end of the year (3 weeks for me). For every class I miss, I owe her a beer.

      So with all this in mind, I woke up this morning at 6. Called my best friend to make sure that he was up because he hasn't been getting up either. Then I showered, went back to bed, and slept until 11. Despite the fact I had a 3 hour class at 8. I just lay in bed, said "I'm tired. I should sleep. Ok" and slept in. Of course, the fact that I was having badass dreams about assassins creed definitely did not help.

      So now, if my roommate asks (Yeah, I'm not volunteering anything), I have to tell her I missed class. Then, I left and went for breakfast at Denny's and missed my second class. Seriously. It's like I need a keeper. I have a final tomorrow morning, and the morning after. I had better get my ass out of bed! Is there some sort of therapy available for people who can't get their asses out of bed in the morning? I never used to be this way...

    • Update on 21 Days of Change

      5 years ago

      retaxus

      Despite the fact that things have been going relatively well, I've come to a conclusion:

      There is no way in hell I'm ranking up to Major by this time next week. I'm working toward Captain - Grade 2 right now. And I have finals soon! There is just no way that I will have the time to make it to Major. I can probably make it to Captain - Grade 3 no problem. Even part of the way to Major. Sigh.

      So now I have a dilemma. In my paper/assignment do I accept that I didn't reach my goal? Or do I just re-write it to say that Captain Grade 3 was my goal all along...

    • 21 Days of Change

      5 years ago

      retaxus

      So for my "Lifestyle Fitness" class, we have to do something called "21 Days of Change". Basically, over the next 3 weeks we try to install a new habit or goal. It has to relate to the 6 dimensions of wellness and one in particular.

      So I'm trying to decide what my goal should be (Typical for me, I was supposed to start on Monday). So far, I've come up with 2 options.

      1. Work out 5 days a week. This one is actually kind of a gimme because I pretty much do this anyway, but I would like to be more consistent. Also, this is definitely the sort of thing my teacher is looking for.

      2. Reach the rank of Major in Reach. I'm sure I could bullshit my way into relating this to dimensions of wellness, and then I would get to play lots of Halo and call it "Homework". However, I'm pretty much certain that my teacher would be... you know... not impressed?

      Now I also haven't done a lot of the assignments in this class because I think they're bullshit, so it would be great to get 100% on this assignment. Which is far more likely to happen with the working out part. But, then again, it would be a hell of a lot more fun to play Halo. And honestly, it's less of a gimme. So kind of more truthful as a change in lifestyle anyway. Also, it's just the kind of smart-ass thing I love to do (Last semester I had 20 mandatory volunteer hours, so I volunteered for the Halo club).

      So what do you think? I'm pretty sure I can tell already...

    • Wow. FU Again??

      5 years ago

      retaxus

      Jesus. Here it goes again! Suddenly, a ton of new alerts lol.

      It makes me feel bad that I'm not more active on this site.

      Just... you know... a note though. If you're going to just randomly send me a friend request... the chances of me accepting are slim to none. At least leave a message or a comment or something.

      So... I guess I should update my journal? My last update was a startling interesting one about fucking spilling god damn hot chocolate all over my damn bed, which I'm sure captivated audiences everywhere.

      I'm just finishing up college this year. Get my diploma in Natural Resource Compliance and then take a year off before I complete my degree in Conservation Enforcement. Should be nice, I'll be living allllll by my lonesome in Calgary (Well, with my dog). To be honest? I can't fucking wait. I get to be honest here because none of my room mates go on here. I'm so sick and bloody tired of living with room mates. I live in a house with 4 other girls, and I think I'm going to go insane. They're pretty much all nice people, but they all seem to do this little things that just annoy the hell out of me. I've resorted to hiding in my room and gaming. Ok, maybe it's not so bad. None of them are remotely interested in gaming, so even if they come and say hi, they leave pretty quickly.

      On the gaming front: I've been replaying ACB. It's such a great game. Great characters, great story. So much more varied than the first one, which I'm sure everyone can agree was a little monotonous. I suppose that the evolution of games though. I also have a confession. Despite the fact I preordered and then got the game on the day it came out, I have never played the multiplayer. I know, I know. Everyone says I just have to. But what if it isn't good? Or what if I'm really terrible at it?

      I've also been meaning to play more reach. I probably have the lowest rank of anyone I know... it's embarassing! Also then I could get the EVA helmet and get rid of my recon helmet. I hate playing alone though... obviously some people need to step up and make a playdate with me!

      And, on a last pleading note, how the hell do I change my NAT settings on my router? It doesn't have a simply NAT control and I looked online and tried to port forward what I needed for XBL but it still says my NAT is closed. I have the SE567 router from Telus... I've thought about calling them but I have better things to do than be on hold for an hour.

    • God Dammit.

      5 years ago

      retaxus

      I just spilled hot chocolate all over my fucking bed. Now I have to wash my sheets that I JUST WASHED. I knew the mug was too full...

    • Jesus Christ

      6 years ago

      retaxus

      Well. Being a featured user certainly just caused PANDEMONIUM in my alerts hahahaha. For a second I was wondering why I was suddenly so popular...

      So I guess.. thanks?

  • Comments (285)

    • YUNDER FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Happy Birthday! smiley12.gif

    • YUNDER FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      So, when was the last time we made love played Halo Reach?

    • YUNDER FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      ohai thar.

    • YUNDER FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Fair enough, then. www.facebook.com/#!/lian.white There's me on Facebook. :)

    • YUNDER FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Faceplant in a pillow, huh? Sounds like someone had a good St. Patrick's Day... ;D
      Naps are so fucking awesome. I love naps. Are we going to play Reach tonight?
      I would like that.
      Square.
      <3

    • YUNDER FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Sounds like someone....

      www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/images/GT/david-caruso-0409-lg.jpg

      Needs a nap. Fuck, after reading that, I need a nap. lol

    • YUNDER FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      I swear, you must have been waiting until I got off to get on. I was waiting for a good hour, or so and you never showed. tsktsk We'll try again tonight, yeah?

    • YUNDER FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Gladly, triacontahedron.

    • YUNDER FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Bring it, Rhombus.

    • YUNDER FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Hey.........
      Halo: Reach.

      You square.

      <3

    • YUNDER FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      BUT I DON'T KNOW WHEN YOU'LL BE HOME.

      I've been playing AC:B's DLC for a little bit, so I'm sure I'll be on. ;D

    • YUNDER FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      I must say, you have beautiful eyes....

      I MEAN NIPPLES.

    • YUNDER FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

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      THIS R MAH SERIUS FAEC.

    • YUNDER FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Sorry, love. I've been working my ass off. I haven't had much time to play anything. Once I get home, I shower, eat then fall asleep. lol
      Don't think I don't want to play, because I do. ;) <3

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      5 years ago

      You totally lucked out. It smelled so, so bad.

      Bleagh.

      Mind you, I'm kind of wuss to begin with, so there is that too.

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      5 years ago

      Haha! Hang tough!

      This was a way back, but what condition was your deer in? Ours had been in the freezer for a year...pretty dang ripe. Ugh.

    • YUNDER FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Aw. :( Well, I'll always be around to play some Reach (or whatever). Unless, of course, I'm sleeping. ;)

    • YUNDER FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Infucktion = Inception?! /mindfuck

      Well, hopefully you didn't miss me too much when you played last night. ;) We'll definitely play again soon.

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      5 years ago

      Oh god, that is exactly it.

      I'm just terrible at judging peoples characters, so I don't know if I could ever live with a random. I'd probably move in with a serial killer or something stupid like that.

      You on the west side?

    • YUNDER FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Next time we play Reach, we need to try NOT to get infuckted at all. That would be one serious feat...
      ;)

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      5 years ago

      Pretty much how it goes. I made the mistake of moving in with my best friend.

      She's not my best friend anymore. smiley2.gif

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      5 years ago

      Oh sweet!

      and yeah, I hear you. So sick of roommates.

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      5 years ago

      haha, what do you mean you don't want to be in debt for forever smiley8.gif

      Family up in Calgary?

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      5 years ago

      I totally hear you. I'll be so glad to finish school and start making money for a change.

      Not to mention get out of Lethbridge smiley1.gif

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      5 years ago

      Not 100% sure yet, but something related to geography or envi sci.

      It's going to be fun times!

      what are you doing on your year off?

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      5 years ago

      Nice!

      I have another year after this, then I'm going to do my masters

    • TreyRSolis FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Happy FU!

    • SamySalti

      5 years ago

      Congrats on being Featured.

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      5 years ago

      nope.no

      Back at the University.

      You finished after this semester?

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      5 years ago

      Technically I'm not in either.

      I was with the bunch of prententious jerks from the University doing the technical study semester.

      I sat wayyyyyyy up in the back, so you probs didn't see me.

    • otter_be FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Butts Forum Moderator

      5 years ago

      Whoa whoa whoa.

      Holy tits.

      I think you were in my Wildlife Biology Class last semester.

    • TheNefasus FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold EtherCreeper

      5 years ago

      Retaxus as in the rhino from Babar?
      Happy FU day by the way. smiley0.gif

    • Mesk

      5 years ago

      Ah, cool! Thanks!
      To make it fair, here's how I got Joel's: I made this here

    • Russspruce FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Congrats on being the Featured User!

    • blue_kurt

      5 years ago

      HAPPY FU DAY!!!

    • SpitFireJay

      5 years ago

      smiley12.gif Happy FU! smiley12.gif

    • Mesk

      5 years ago

      Happy FU day!
      I just have a question: I noticed you have Geoff's award. What did you do for him to give it to ya? smiley6.gif

    • BigJohnnyC213

      5 years ago

      Happy F.U. Day!

    • manofchance FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Happy FU day

    • Andy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Professional Butt Licker

      5 years ago

      Happy FU Day. Have a good one. Enjoy it.

    • rotors08

      5 years ago

      Congrats getting FU-ed!! Spill any hot chocolate lately?

    • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      5 years ago

      Happy Featured User Day! smiley13.gif

    • discopete019

      6 years ago

      In reply to retaxus:

      Probably not, lol. Ah well, it's only for one day.

    • AgentFlo

      6 years ago

      Happy FU Day!

    • discopete019

      6 years ago

      Happy FU

    • NinjaWiggy

      6 years ago

      have no idea who you are, but you probably live a few blocks from me. small world.

    • grim487

      6 years ago

      congrats on being featured user

    • edojapan76

      6 years ago

      Congrats F.U.


      Lethbridge! Now why does that name sound familiar???


      Oh ya I was born there. smiley8.gif

    • Dylon

      6 years ago

      Happy Featured User day!!! :D

    • Dexeh

      6 years ago

      Lethbridge! I have family there!

      Not that that is relevant or anything...

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