shlong

Male
from Austin, TX

  • Activity

    • HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERY ONE

      10 years ago

      shlong

      sorry everyone that i havent been on in a while..my mom has cancer and i was taking care of her....but still im sorry. ill still try to get on when ever i can but until then keep writing to me and ill surely accept it and reply...

      i love you all and you all be safe for the new years

    • TAKE IT IF YOU WANT

      11 years ago

      shlong

      WOULD YOU....
      [_] go out with me?
      [_] give me your number?
      [_] kiss me?
      [_] let me kiss you?
      [_] watch a movie with me?
      [_] let me take you out to dinner?
      [_] let me drive you somewhere
      [_] take a shower with me?
      [_] be my bf/gf?
      [_] give me a piggy back ride?
      [_] take long rides to nowhere with me?
      [_] have a fling with me?
      [_] let me buy you a drink?
      [_] take me home for the night?
      [_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
      [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
      [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
      [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
      [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
      [_] lick my cheek?
      [_] dance with me?
      [_] Have spontaneous sex with me wherever I wanted?
      [_] let me make you breakfast?
      [_] tickle me to death?
      [_] let me tickle you?
      [_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
      [_] let me dress up and take cool pics of me?
      [_] play strip poker with me?
      [_] say yes if i asked you out?
      [_] get wasted with me?
      [_] instant message me?
      [_] greet me in public?
      [_] hang out with me?
      [_] bring me around your friends?

      D0 Y0U...
      [_] think im cute?
      [_] think im hot?
      [_] want to kiss me?
      [_] want to cuddle wit me?
      [_] want to hook up with me?
      [_] want to have sex with me?

      ARE WE...
      [_] aquintences?
      [_] friends?
      [_] in a relationship?
      [_] gonna have kids?
      [_] gonna have secret rendevous and have wild sex

      AM i...
      [_] smart?
      [_] cute?
      [_] funny?
      [_] cool?
      [_] loveable?
      [_] adorable?
      [_] compassionate?
      [_] annoying?
      [_] great to be with?
      [_] attractive?
      [_] mean?
      [_] odd?
      [_] sweet?


      HAVE Y0U EVER...
      [_] thought about me?
      [_] thought there might be an "us"?
      [_] thought about hookin up with me?
      [_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
      [_] wished i were there?
      [_] grabbed me?
      [_] had a crush on me?
      [_] idolized me?
      [_] wanted my number?
      [_] had a dream about me?
      [_] been distracted by me?
      [_] wanted to have sex with me?

      ARE Y0U...
      [_] done with this survey?
      [_] happy you know me?
      [_] mad at me?
      [_] taking this survey cuz you are completley bored?
      [_] thinkin bout me?
      [_] going to repost this so that i will return the favor?

    • CONTEST

      11 years ago

      shlong

      the person who puts the best pic of a hot a$$ girl gets most of my mods....and i mean it has to bee hot..you can put multiple pics.i dont care..enter as many times as you want..

      1st: 15 mods
      2nd: 10 mods
      3rd: 5 mods

      any pics of girls count..just dont forget to try really hard and enter your pics in this comment box
      good luck to everyone

    • bunny

      11 years ago

      shlong

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      do you like my fuzzy little creature? hes awsome..he goes everywhere with me...my bathroom, to bed, brush my teeth, have sex with my girlfriend, and even when i go to school

    • MODS FOR YOU

      11 years ago

      shlong

      the person that makes the most comments on anything of mine....gets alot of my mods...seriously i swear to god


      LOVE YOU ALL

    • PIMPIN ASS HILARIOUS SITE

      11 years ago

      shlong

      everyone you have to go to this site it is the fucking most hilarious site i have ever been to.......omfg it almost made me piss my pants when i saw it but seriously you have to go if you want to laugh for hours... so dont wait go now



      www.soundboards.com

    • SEEEEXXXXXXY

      11 years ago

      shlong

      every one is sexy and i do love you... you all are my homies, dawgs, and skillets and will stick with me until the end

    • I LOVE YOU

      11 years ago

      shlong

      hey everyone that sees this i love u. so have a great day and dont forget what i just told u

    • hey yall

      11 years ago

      shlong

      yo yo wuz up in the hizzo na just playin lol umm gangsta just kidding i dont know wat the fuck im doin but oh well cya piece out

    • HUGE PARTY

      11 years ago

      shlong

      jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you.

  • About Me

    PL
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    check this out
    http://www.funpic.hu/swf/numanuma.html


    henry29.gif" i got this fetue from WINGWARRIOR2! hooray fetus."

    CABOOSE

    my homie..hes phucking hilarious i love him in the videos, he's my favorite part...
    god damn caboose..keep it up....ha ha ha
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  • Comments (20)

    • Glaxton

      10 years ago

      Congratulations on being here at RvB for six months!

      I created a banner for you Here, you can download it and post it if you like.,
      OR, just delete this message and go on with your life! smiley0.gif

    • drmike117

      10 years ago

      You always have great pics for me to enjoy when i'm lonely. Thanks smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • zzsandmanzz

      10 years ago

      Happy New Year schlong!

    • aZn_SaVy

      10 years ago

      Ok contest has started u might wanna get ppl to start voting for u

    • soong

      11 years ago

      You need to get pumped. If I wanted porn, I sure as hell wouldn't come to your profile. There are much better places to go.

    • aZn_SaVy

      11 years ago

      hey i got a contest going on right now. u wanna join? just check out my journal.

    • FeckingTwat

      11 years ago

      Wow, looks like someone is insecure about their sexuality.

    • sargejoe

      11 years ago

      holy crap i watched that video with the dude singig that freaked up song that was funny as crap

    • lookup

      11 years ago

      Denied smiley0.gif

    • yeager

      11 years ago

      you posted here

    • TuCkEr69

      11 years ago

      yea, um you might wanna fix what it says at the top about caboose saying "bow chicka bow wow". thats tucker who says that

    • aZn_SaVy

      11 years ago

      hell yeah atx baby

    • articboy

      11 years ago

      very nice pics dude

    • John4767 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Meow

      11 years ago

      this is a personal comment lol smiley8.gif

    • yeager

      11 years ago

      mod contest in my journal

    • Two_Bit

      11 years ago

      Great pictures, im a newcomer to RvB myself too.

    • shlong

      11 years ago

      ya this site fucking rox hell ya biznitch

    • shlong

      11 years ago

      damn im horny...not really.....but maybe i am... what am i confusing you... well get over it cuz i dont really care

    • donodonut

      11 years ago

      Welcome to RVB smiley0.gif

    • Zelda72

      11 years ago

      Hey there newcommer and/or user that hasn't been on in a while...welcome to Rooterteeth.com......if you have any questions any at all feel free to message me with them...I'm be more then happy to answer....so again welcome have fun and enjoy...also if you wish to send me a friend request do so i'll accept
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