shlong

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from Austin, TX

    • shlong

      HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERY ONE

      9 years ago

      sorry everyone that i havent been on in a while..my mom has cancer and i was taking care of her....but still im sorry. ill still try to get on when ever i can but until then keep writing to me and ill surely accept it and reply...

      i love you all and you all be safe for the new years

    • shlong

      TAKE IT IF YOU WANT

      9 years ago

      WOULD YOU....
      [_] go out with me?
      [_] give me your number?
      [_] kiss me?
      [_] let me kiss you?
      [_] watch a movie with me?
      [_] let me take you out to dinner?
      [_] let me drive you somewhere
      [_] take a shower with me?
      [_] be my bf/gf?
      [_] give me a piggy back ride?
      [_] take long rides to nowhere with me?
      [_] have a fling with me?
      [_] let me buy you a drink?
      [_] take me home for the night?
      [_] Would you let me sleep in your bed?
      [_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?
      [_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?
      [_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere
      [_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?
      [_] lick my cheek?
      [_] dance with me?
      [_] Have spontaneous sex with me wherever I wanted?
      [_] let me make you breakfast?
      [_] tickle me to death?
      [_] let me tickle you?
      [_] stick up for me if i was being put down?
      [_] let me dress up and take cool pics of me?
      [_] play strip poker with me?
      [_] say yes if i asked you out?
      [_] get wasted with me?
      [_] instant message me?
      [_] greet me in public?
      [_] hang out with me?
      [_] bring me around your friends?

      D0 Y0U...
      [_] think im cute?
      [_] think im hot?
      [_] want to kiss me?
      [_] want to cuddle wit me?
      [_] want to hook up with me?
      [_] want to have sex with me?

      ARE WE...
      [_] aquintences?
      [_] friends?
      [_] in a relationship?
      [_] gonna have kids?
      [_] gonna have secret rendevous and have wild sex

      AM i...
      [_] smart?
      [_] cute?
      [_] funny?
      [_] cool?
      [_] loveable?
      [_] adorable?
      [_] compassionate?
      [_] annoying?
      [_] great to be with?
      [_] attractive?
      [_] mean?
      [_] odd?
      [_] sweet?


      HAVE Y0U EVER...
      [_] thought about me?
      [_] thought there might be an "us"?
      [_] thought about hookin up with me?
      [_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?
      [_] wished i were there?
      [_] grabbed me?
      [_] had a crush on me?
      [_] idolized me?
      [_] wanted my number?
      [_] had a dream about me?
      [_] been distracted by me?
      [_] wanted to have sex with me?

      ARE Y0U...
      [_] done with this survey?
      [_] happy you know me?
      [_] mad at me?
      [_] taking this survey cuz you are completley bored?
      [_] thinkin bout me?
      [_] going to repost this so that i will return the favor?

    • shlong

      CONTEST

      9 years ago

      the person who puts the best pic of a hot a$$ girl gets most of my mods....and i mean it has to bee hot..you can put multiple pics.i dont care..enter as many times as you want..

      1st: 15 mods
      2nd: 10 mods
      3rd: 5 mods

      any pics of girls count..just dont forget to try really hard and enter your pics in this comment box
      good luck to everyone

    • shlong

      bunny

      9 years ago

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      do you like my fuzzy little creature? hes awsome..he goes everywhere with me...my bathroom, to bed, brush my teeth, have sex with my girlfriend, and even when i go to school

    • shlong

      MODS FOR YOU

      9 years ago

      the person that makes the most comments on anything of mine....gets alot of my mods...seriously i swear to god


      LOVE YOU ALL

    • shlong

      PIMPIN ASS HILARIOUS SITE

      9 years ago

      everyone you have to go to this site it is the fucking most hilarious site i have ever been to.......omfg it almost made me piss my pants when i saw it but seriously you have to go if you want to laugh for hours... so dont wait go now



      www.soundboards.com

    • shlong

      SEEEEXXXXXXY

      9 years ago

      every one is sexy and i do love you... you all are my homies, dawgs, and skillets and will stick with me until the end

    • shlong

      I LOVE YOU

      9 years ago

      hey everyone that sees this i love u. so have a great day and dont forget what i just told u

    • shlong

      hey yall

      9 years ago

      yo yo wuz up in the hizzo na just playin lol umm gangsta just kidding i dont know wat the fuck im doin but oh well cya piece out

    • shlong

      HUGE PARTY

      9 years ago

      jesus. I. love. you. and. I. need. you.

  • About Me

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    check this out
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    CABOOSE

    my homie..hes phucking hilarious i love him in the videos, he's my favorite part...
    god damn caboose..keep it up....ha ha ha
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  • Comments (20)

    • Glaxton

      Glaxton

      9 years ago

      Congratulations on being here at RvB for six months!

      I created a banner for you Here, you can download it and post it if you like.,
      OR, just delete this message and go on with your life! smiley0.gif

    • drmike117

      drmike117

      9 years ago

      You always have great pics for me to enjoy when i'm lonely. Thanks smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • zzsandmanzz

      zzsandmanzz

      9 years ago

      Happy New Year schlong!

    • aZn_SaVy

      aZn_SaVy

      9 years ago

      Ok contest has started u might wanna get ppl to start voting for u

    • soong

      soong

      9 years ago

      You need to get pumped. If I wanted porn, I sure as hell wouldn't come to your profile. There are much better places to go.

    • aZn_SaVy

      aZn_SaVy

      9 years ago

      hey i got a contest going on right now. u wanna join? just check out my journal.

    • FeckingTwat

      FeckingTwat

      9 years ago

      Wow, looks like someone is insecure about their sexuality.

    • sargejoe

      sargejoe

      9 years ago

      holy crap i watched that video with the dude singig that freaked up song that was funny as crap

    • lookup

      lookup

      9 years ago

      Denied smiley0.gif

    • yeager

      yeager

      9 years ago

      you posted here