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      Merry Christmas

      8 years ago

      As I sit here, thinking of all the people I know, and wishing for all the best for them this Christmas.
      I cannot help but think of those that will never be here with us for another Christmas,
      and I feel the great sense of loss deep in my heart all over again.

      Still, both leave me with a warm and happy feeling, as I remember all the laughs and good times,
      and that makes it all worthwhile.
      That's all the Christmas I need, it sustains me, and renews my soul.

      Merry Christmas everyone.

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      A Sad Day for the Spam Family

      8 years ago

      Our oldest Cat, Buckwheat (16), the Queen of all the houshold animals, had been acting lethargic for a couple of days, and suddenly took a turn for the worse, and fast.
      I spent most of Saturday at the Vet, and we did everything we could think of, but in the end there was no avoiding the inevitable.
      We brought her home so she could be warm and comfortable with her family in front of the fireplace.

      I think the kids are actually going to be okay.

      They got to to absorb the news in small doses today as she continued to get worse.
      They went to bed after they each got to say goodbye and give her pets and kisses, and they understood that we didn't expect her to make it through the night.

      Buckwheat (Buckey) passed away at about 9:45 Saturday Night after 16 wonderful years as a dearly beloved member of the Sailor Family.
      We will miss her very much.

      R.I.P Buckwheat (right) 1991-2007

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      You people make me smile

      9 years ago

      You know who you are, you're the folks on my friends list, and the ones I've given positive mods to frequently.

      Sure there are a few tards around that get my hackles up, but for the most part, I have to say I really appreciate all of you fine folks for just being who you are.

      You are some sick, twisted, funny people...don't ever change. smiley8.gif

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      Happy New Year Everyone!

      9 years ago

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      Now go blow up some fireworks...go on...Shoo, SHOO! smiley8.gif

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      I'm consoling myself...

      9 years ago

      ...By thinking of what I'll eventually replace my lost beloved motorcycle with in the coming months.

      I've settled on a newer, faster, sexier version of Constance...

      the GTR1400 Concours
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      Oh yes, it will be mine. I think I'll call it smoochie. smiley0.gif

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      Parting is such sweet sorrow...

      9 years ago

      Due to some really shitty circumstances, I have to sell my Motorcycles and my Truck soon. smiley5.gif
      So needless to say I am pretty bummed lately, and I was feeling the need to be with my bikes. smiley2.gif
      So cleared my calendar for Last Saturday (my one day off), and I flogged each of them down some twisty back roads, then gave them both a bath.
      Then I took some pics on Sunday Morning.

      This is my ZG1000, I call her Constance, enjoying the morning Sunshine

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      ...and of course her other profile is just as sexy

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      This is my EX250 Ninja, I call him Little Brave

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      I swear he rides better since the 'Fender Elimination', and the addition of the flushmounts.



      I fitted Constances' Bags, and took a couple more shots just for fun,

      Wormseye view...

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      ...and Birdseye,

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      I'm sure gonna miss em, but once this crisis has passed, I'll just have to get a newer and better bike. smiley0.gif

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      Bacon?

      9 years ago

      Push button to receive bacon?

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      Locks of Love

      9 years ago

      My oldest daughter (Hannah, will be 7 in July) came home from school last week and told us she'd heard of an organization that helped out children with medical problems that caused them to lose their hair.

      It's called Locks of Love'.

      She said she felt sad for the kids that had a hard time feeling good about themselves because they looked different, and since she had lots of hair, why couldn't she give them some of hers?
      So We looked them up on the internet, and found out what they were all about.

      Needless to say, my Wife and I were very touched by this display of selfless compassion, but we were also protective of our daughter so we suggested she think about it for a while, and so would we.
      We explained that this isn't a decision to be entered into lightly, but secretly we were brimming over with pride and joy that she had come to us with such a request all on her own.

      On Thursday (the first day of Summer Vacation for Hannah) she approached us again, and said she needed to talk to us. As closely as I can remember it, her words were "Mom, Dad, I've thought about this for a while now, and I keep coming to the same decision. I have something that someone needs, and it won't make much of a difference to me, but it could make another kid really happy about themself again. I would still like to cut some of my hair and give it to 'Locks of Love'."

      My heart nearly burst. My Wife simply got up from the table and got the phone, sat back down, and said "I'll call Tina (her hairdressser and Hannah's Godmother) to see if she has an appointment in the next day or so.
      Hannah started grinning from ear to ear, and ran over to hug us both, saying "Thanks Mom & Dad". I was near tears, my wife was already a fountain, we were so moved.

      So Friday morning at 11:30, we went to the Salon, and Hannah had Tina cut a Foot of her beautiful thick brown locks for some deserving child in need.

      Before:
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      After:
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      I have a short video too, but it's waayy to big to post, maybe I'll try to compress it. smiley6.gif

      I can't put into words how full of Joy and Pride I am right now, for my child has acted with a purity of soul that I feel I have lost, but somehow managed to teach to my offspring anyway. smiley0.gif

  • About Me

    All of you new people that I don't know, don't bother sending me a friend request out of the blue.
    If we haven't even talked, then how would I know if I want your avatar alongside all the fine upstanding forumites currently in my profile.

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  • Comments (252)

    • eponymous

      1 year ago

      ARE YOU DEAD

      WE WANT TO KNOW IF YOU'RE DEAD

    • Costacoffee

      4 years ago

      nice profile pic

    • Costacoffee

      4 years ago

      nice profile pic

    • TheDarksage

      6 years ago

      Team Interbutts likes processed canned meats... you should join us.

    • Nusty

      7 years ago

      Hey Spam. =) I came back a little while ago and I'm getting around to saying hey to people who used to hang out in the bar.

      I hope everything has been well with you!

    • quazz4life

      7 years ago

      Hey. You.
      coming back anytime soon?

    • Knoxville912

      7 years ago

      I WAS PROMISED SPAM

    • oldie

      7 years ago

      I've been meaning to give you a shout, but I didn't want to bother you while at work.

      I seriously need to ride up your direction some weekend.

    • BlindMango

      7 years ago

      a forum moderator called spam? nice.



      See...

      This is what I've been talking about. Everyone likes Spam. =D

    • RobbyMac217

      7 years ago

      A thread called Halo 3 Screenshot Motivational Posters was locked yesterday and now it was deleted today. I don't know who deleted it or why. Even the threads that were replacing the deleted thread are being locked. Do you know why and who did. Here are the links to the replacement threads.

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/forum/viewTopic.php?id=2215968

      Post edited 7/28/08 6:46PM

    • Fudgy

      7 years ago

      jeffson has been very rude to me and has been telling everyone he knows to neg mod me and i was only voiceing my openion

      do you think you could do something about it?

    • PrincessNybo

      7 years ago

      Okay, I have had it. I've posted this repeatedly, and I'm not the only one. I am now posting this everywhere I can think of, every day, until it's fixed.

      YOUR ARGH PAGE IS BROKEN! (Yes, I see the irony.)

      When you click on "browse our schwag" you get www.roosterteethstore..com/ <-- yes, with two dots. It doesn't work.

      FIX IT. NOW. BLARG.

    • dan_omac

      7 years ago

      You never write stalk anymore. =(

    • p3ngu1n

      7 years ago

      could that website be more fitting for me?
      (rhetorical)

    • metalavery

      7 years ago

      hay i whant to be a moderator you have any tip to get there and yes karma is low becous a jack ass reported me but i was not doing anething wrong i have witnesses all i want is res spect that why i whant to be come a monetor but i cant do that be cause i have barly any karma what do i do? and im going to spam this to the other mods because 15% of them respon so hope this is ok



      Hmmmmm...this is a tough one.

      Basically, don't do everything you're doing now, and stop being a giant asshat, then wait a long time and hope for the best.

      Hey now, that wasn't so tough after all... =D

    • oldie

      7 years ago

      Sup

      Nut-n Honey.

      Too much work, and not enough time for freinds. How you been?

    • NicoleAnne

      7 years ago

      Every time I come across your profile it reminds me of an old high school friend we always called spam.

    • RDM

      8 years ago

      I would like to invite you to the pants party.

    • The_Skald

      8 years ago

      Most of the time people can understand what he is saying just not know what it means.
      I mean seriously, who would understand.
      "I'M GOING TO STOMP THE PINEAPPLE INSIDE YOUR HEAD TO CAUSE A WORLD OF DESTRUCTION ALL OVER THIS RING TONIGHT."
      Not an actual quote by him just something that came to mind.

    • oldie

      8 years ago


      Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to the "Spam" family.


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    • POC

      8 years ago

      You have XBL, darlin? If so, add me PissedOffChick. smiley12.gif

    • cocoa

      8 years ago

      HI!

      Hiya sweetie.

      How you been?

    • IAMCHURCH

      8 years ago

      Sign in moar.

    • oldie

      8 years ago

      DITTO...

    • RDM

      8 years ago

      I miss you. Talk more.

    • lookamonkey

      8 years ago

      hullo

      EeeeeK! =O

      *SWATS*

    • BrysontheRed

      8 years ago

      ye gods man! When are we gonna hang out? If you wanna go out and get some beers sometime let me know. Im off Thursdays, Fridays, and Mondays.

      Yes... a man-date.

    • p3ngu1n

      8 years ago

      thanks?

      *bleeds*


      <3

    • BrysontheRed

      8 years ago

      Hows the Spamily?

      I'm totally Fried...you?

    • oldie

      8 years ago

      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      ?????????????????
      O_o

      Post edited 4/05/07 4:36PM

      You Rang?

    • Sobe

      8 years ago

      <.<

      >.>

      ^_^

      *pokes*
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      Ow! My EYE!!

      *SPAM SMISH!! >_<*

    • BirdPhobia

      8 years ago

      I'll watch it tonight, then...

    • BirdPhobia

      8 years ago

      I see one your favourite movies is UHF... I have it, but I'm wondering, is it any good?

      Yes, it's stupid-funny, and MIchael Richards steals the show.

    • RoadBlock DONGS

      8 years ago

      You needed proof?

      jerk. :P

      No, not for myself mind you, but for the rest of the world that does not yet know of your mighty awesomeness.

      ...and how you like to dress up as Tour Guide Barbie.

    • POC

      8 years ago

      Hey spammykins! smiley12.gif

      Hey there chica! Wanna go for a ride on my bike?

    • Starburst

      8 years ago

      A Martinirita, my good man.

      Obviously.

    • gremling

      8 years ago

      Dell Product Support for Americas Sales

      TECH SUPPORT!

      No Way!.

      And by No Way, I mean NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL!

      I support dell employees...which in it's own way is'nt much better, but at least it's not speaking directly to customers. *shudders*

    • gremling

      8 years ago

      By god you're old.

    • neatoburrito

      8 years ago

      fuck the manlaws! I'll be goddamned if I let some wrestler in a TV commercial how to live my life.

    • IAMCHURCH

      9 years ago

      Old people shouldn't be here. Well, I guess we can make an exception for you. smiley8.gif

    • jordanmdl

      9 years ago

      don't bother sending me a friend request

      You have not got to worry about this as you have not enabled your friend request link.

      Just thought I'd point that out.

      Mmmm-yeah. It seems you've misinterpreted my purpose for putting that there. You see, it's not that I don't like friend requests, it's that I don't like them to come spinning out of the blue from people that i've never even heard of...or friend whores.

    • Gavino

      9 years ago

      Hahahaha. That's fucking hilarious.

    • IxxMercxxI

      9 years ago

      Why is this the first time I've ever heard of you? As a mod?

      Perhaps you have not yet done anything foolish enough to earn my wrath?

      Seriously though, I've seen you around, but I just don't post much in the areas you frequent.

    • POC

      9 years ago

      Terry lived with just his "friend". I knew him best of the two. He was extremely nice when we first moved in here. He mowed our grass several times without asking and when my grandfather died he picked up all of our mail (including about 4 packages we were having delivered that week).

      I am truly sorry for your loss.

    • spam

      9 years ago

      All went well at Christmas, however New Years was quite different this year.

      Oh yeah, Stop Raping my Comments Page.
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    • oldie

      9 years ago

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      Merry Christmas Todd

      Damn. I keep missing your "pop in" appearances.

    • Hellbaniac

      9 years ago

      You were in the BAR earlier? You bastard.

      Stop by more often.

      You had me at bastard...

    • LostOwnsYou

      9 years ago

      Thanks for commenting on my forum post!

    • beergoddess

      9 years ago

      If you ever go through Arlington again without stopping to have a beer with me, the wrath of the goddess shall be upon you. You will drown in a sea of Zima while you watch people you hate drink good beer. smiley8.gif

      Duly noted Ma'am. I shall not fail you a second time.

    • spam

      9 years ago

      Hey all.

      Been a bit busy as you might have guessed. I haven't even been able to check my email in weeks.

      Everyone's been good I trust, yes? *eyes hellslayer*

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