sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

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  • About Me

    Hoosier (whatever that is) relocated to Delaware (wherever that is). Fascinated with stories, graphic novels, old buildings, trees, animals, and comedy. Don't watch my dumb videos on Youtube:
    www.youtube.com/asabunker

    Rooster Teeth has been a staple of my life since the early days of RVB to its current state of media monolith. They are my heroes.

  • Comments (61)

    • tacobandit

      2 years ago

      Hey buddy how's life?

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        2 years ago

        Thank Weird Al.

      • tacobandit

        2 years ago

        You know, that sounds amazing

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        2 years ago

        So, soft towels and warm rootbeer?

      • tacobandit

        2 years ago

        Just as good as it could evever be

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        2 years ago

        Full of french fries, fortunately! How are you and Albuquerque?

    • Benchmark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Be Happy

      3 years ago

      Sparks!
      Hi, hello, how are you?
      How is sparky stuff?
      Benchy stuff is weird, I'm like in college, I drive and stuff, it's too adult for me.
      I'm mostly surrounded by 22-30 year olds and I'm just like, "So... How about paying taxes, grrr....."
      Like, I don't know how to adult.
      Trying to get my license so I'm slightly less non-adult but driving is like, scary.

      Some dude thought I was 21 today, which is weird, because I don't look near that.
      Like, I don't even have a beard ( D: ) so I don't know...
      But how is Sparky stuff?
      What have you been up to?
      How's the library(ies)?

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        3 years ago

        Yikes. Stay safe!

        And good idea with Skyping RTX.

      • Benchmark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Be Happy

        3 years ago

        I'm trying to see if someone will take like an iPad or something to RTX and let me video Skype through the convention.
        That would be the highlight of my year.

        Gonna hide from the kids tonight.
        I can't risk them finding out that I am 'The Diddler.'
        Though to we actually have a few child molesters in my neighborhood...
        Hrm..

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        3 years ago

        I was thinking about talking to you this very evening. Spark Stuff continues with unabated stupidity/laziness. I am prepared to eat all the sugar sprinkles in the world. I spend 1/100 of my time on my computer editing pictures, and the remaining 99/100s of my time watching Let's Plays and futzing about in Minecraft. I am not proud of my existence. Still, someday we'll chat again with our voices and It Will Be Good.

        Driving becomes less scary with time, except for the times when it is still scary. I can easily imagine you yelling at all the other cars/drivers, as I do from time to time. The library continues to be full of booooks and wifi.
        Cheers, Benchdrew!

    • Benchmark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Be Happy

      3 years ago

      Hi ;)
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      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        3 years ago

        Master of the foam-up.

      • Benchmark FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Be Happy

        3 years ago

        XD

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        3 years ago

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        Yikes.

    • DeadlyFrogs

      3 years ago

      This is the closest thing to a bear I experience here....
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      • DeadlyFrogs

        3 years ago

        Exactly! She's HUGE!! smiley13.gif

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        3 years ago

        The trick here is that this supposedly tiny dog is actually five feet tall.

    • DeadlyFrogs

      3 years ago

      Thank you for the sub you brilliant man you! smiley8.gif
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      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        3 years ago

        Like, sub sandwich, or...?

    • DeadlyFrogs

      3 years ago

      You did it dude!! Ya got your wish Lol! And I think Ronan likes you smiley12.gif
      www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qnOfRVso3o

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        3 years ago

        Yesh! Can't say when though; I'm finishing up Legendary, and then going to crash for a while.....neeeeeerrrrmmmm ppppkkkkkBBOOOOMM

      • DeadlyFrogs

        3 years ago

        Will you be on at any stage today?

      • DeadlyFrogs

        3 years ago

        Oh when he laughs.......He FUcking LAUGHS Haha smiley4.gif

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        3 years ago

        Ha ha, wow! Man, Ronan sure cracks up....

    • KaiserKiwi FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Diddles

      3 years ago

      Saw your picture posted in the most recent podcast comments. Shit was funny as hell.

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        3 years ago

        Danke! I still laugh every time I look at the last two panels; the facial expressions are golden!

    • indyrenegade

      4 years ago

      Deal with it.

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        4 years ago

        My reality....shattered like a tent with raw salmon in it by a real bear.
        Does you shit in the woods?

    • indyrenegade

      4 years ago

      Just gonna go ahead and add you on XBL.

      A happy Saturday and a pint of bacon-flavoured beer to you!

      Adds maple syrup because fuck you, I'm from Canadaland.

      Post edited 2/23/13 1:35PM

      • indyrenegade

        4 years ago

        "BUT(T) NOW"

        I like the way you think, sir.

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        4 years ago

        When I was depressed and watching a lot of Adventure time:

        Boring Time
        stay home, avoid your friends
        we'll never see any distant lands
        with Wasch the dog and Gabe the human
        the fun will never begin
        it's Boring Time


        BUT(T) NOW:

        Toilet Time
        now to poop once again
        the crapping will nev-er end
        with Cheeks the butt and Pee the urine
        the relief will be the best
        it's Toilet Time


        ....sorry.

      • indyrenegade

        4 years ago

        Come alonnnng wiith mee, to a place with poo and peee

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        4 years ago

        What time is it?

        Waste management time!

      • indyrenegade

        4 years ago

        I feel like this is an Adventure Time episode waiting to happen.

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        4 years ago

        Maybe....toilets are like alters. We all donate our waste to her giant midden pile. Which she rolls in. Porcelain Pig Gott

      • indyrenegade

        4 years ago

        If that's what she's into, I don't judge.

        -1 eww gross

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        4 years ago

        ....by 'evacuating' in her receptacle?

      • indyrenegade

        4 years ago

        Gotta respect the porcelain goddess.

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        4 years ago

        *toilet as throne joke*

      • indyrenegade

        4 years ago

        SPARKS FOR THE SPARK GOD, BEARS FOR THE BEAR THRONE

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        4 years ago

        I'm at my friend's for one more day. I really want to use the other 14 day trial. I want only to play as Spark Bears, now and FOREVER.

      • indyrenegade

        4 years ago

        Stay golden.

        FOREVER

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        4 years ago

        Unfortunately, I only had a fortnight's worth of Golden Living, but I'll get a 360 and Live eventually. I'VE GOT TO.
        Urgh, you can keep your baconbeer, but I'll take the maple syrup. All of it.

    • DeadlyFrogs

      4 years ago

      How do you feel about Adventure Time? Or Regular Show? Or Ham sandwiches ?

      • DeadlyFrogs

        4 years ago

        Fine I'll just get it myself.............cartoon-sandwich-8.gif NOM!

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        4 years ago

        One Ham sandwich coming up. It might be kind of moldy by the time it reaches Ireland.

      • DeadlyFrogs

        4 years ago

        I dunno whats going on man, I just came here for the sandwich I asked for

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        4 years ago

        Sorry, I lost the thread of this conversation at some point. Are we talking about Adult Swim shows now? Because Venture Brothers 100%.
        Sparkbears Co. Inc. does not officially condone torrenting but also whatever, YOLO.

      • DeadlyFrogs

        4 years ago

        Show me where to start and then I will torrent them :D

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        4 years ago

        Ugh, that's painful. Do you subsist from scraps you find on You Tube?

      • DeadlyFrogs

        4 years ago

        Too American.......by that I mean we don't mathing have it in Ireland :( Makes me sick tumblr_luhg7iXC5c1r4hwmoo1_500.gif

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        4 years ago

        I think this sums up my feelings on all those topics:
        HAAAAAMM BOOONNNIIINNNGGGG!!!!
        Yuh, all those things are totally algebraic. I'm guessing you like them too. How about Squidbillies? Too weird? Too late at night?

    • indyrenegade

      4 years ago

      Read the "can't stop saying 'bears'" bit on your description.

      Completely random fun fact: I call all of my dogs 'bear', even if they have other given names. I don't know why I do it. "Bear" just feels more appropriate for a big ol' bullmastiff or labrador, in my opinion.

      Dogs with actual given names + calling them bear. Hundreds of confused dogs.

      • indyrenegade

        4 years ago

        Nine year olds and swearing? www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4UjLN9s--o

        Fun fact about Yellowknife: I scoured the town for pink and/or blue hair colour, can't find any at any store. Sadface'd. I'm going to have to order some in. My mom's a hairdresser, so I have a bit of knowledge about how to mix colour, so I could just mix blonde and red, but I'm too afraid of a bad outcome, so looks like I'll have to go the ordering it online route.

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        4 years ago

        Yeah, I'd say speaking a language is more important than writing it. Situationally-based, of course, of course.

        Those people look like they inhabit a much perkier version of the lazytown I hail from. Odd indeed---are those puppets? And since when did little pink-haired girls been allowed to say Fuck? In my day girls were serene, not heardcore.

        That's all attempts at jokes---equal swearing rights for everybody.

      • indyrenegade

        4 years ago

        Mm. I've an uncle that works in Germany for Sony. The one thing I dislike about French is the grammar rules and conjugating verbs. Most of it is second-nature to me, but I still find it difficult. Speaking the language is what I'm best at.

        Lazytown? I love that place! Went there on my last vacation. Hotel was nice, locals a bit odd. Gif related.
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      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        4 years ago

        I often think about some section, or the entirety of civilization collapsing....I mainly think about how the lack of electricity, plumbing, and how my (paltry) combat and survival skills in Halo might not carry over into real life. It's never occurred to me to think of the language component. Suffice to say, learning languages is good no matter what---my mom and sister both speak fluent German, and I sometimes wish they had spoke it enough during my childhood so that I wouldn't have to learn all the flipping genders of all the flipping nouns.
        i belong to lazytown

      • indyrenegade

        4 years ago

        It is. That being said, my parents have been separated since my mom was pregnant with me, so for me it's completely normal to have separated parents.

        Apprends le langue francais. C'est la langue d'amour, t'sais. Foux de Fafa, c'est un bon excuse d'apprener la belle langue, en tous cas.

        I learned French through French Immersion education from grade one to grade twelve, plus my stepmom's side of the family is Acadian, so I grew up speaking it with the accent and knowing how to speak the language colloquially. One of the pratfalls of learning language in school is that there isn't enough motivation to learn colloquialisms, but that's what makes up the entire conversational language which is why you learn a language to begin with. To speak it.

        I have to say other than that, I want to cover major languages in case another world war breaks out. The reason being from a very good point that was made in the commentary of Inglourious Basterds by Quentin Tarantino. He mentioned that WWII was as much a language war as a military one, because if you can speak all the languages fluently, you're the one who has the advantage. If I can speak German fluently, who's to say I'm not German? If I can speak French fluently, who's to say I'm not French? That stuff.

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        4 years ago

        Multiple dogs in every household---I suppose that could be considered a silver lining on parental separation....

        I can speak ein kleines bisschen Deutsch, but not enough to get around in Germany. The top languages I want to magically have complete knowledge of/might actually study some day:
        1. German, because I know some already and have relatives there.
        2. French because of the Flight of the Concords song, Faux du Fafa
        3. Italian because it is immensely fun to speak.
        4. and Japanese, because, like half the other RT site members, I'm a bit of a Japanophile.
        AND THAT'S THE NEWS FROM LAKE FISHBEGONE

      • indyrenegade

        4 years ago

        It's on my bucket list to learn German. I can speak French fluently, though.

        Well, my parents were separated for the grand majority of my childhood (like, during their pregnancy for me), so they both had their own sets of animals. My mom got a pair of bullmastiffs when I was around twelve, and my dad always had a chocolate lab or two, plus a border collie/lab mix that we have, plus a few cats over the years.

        I swear. Someday I'll get an English Mastiff, specifically name him "Bear", and call it a day.

      • sparkbears FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold mong

        4 years ago

        How many dogs do you have?
        I see your fun fact and raise by a few more:
        I too call my dog "Bear", but he is a pretty small sized canine--a beagle-jack russel mix. Now, his name is actually Wasch Bar (pronounced vash bear) which is German for raccoon. A small bear who washes. German is an amusingly literal language.

        Of course, I also call him Waschl, Washington Wasch Bear, Fish, (not sure how that one started) and in fact have an entire lexicon of phrases when speaking to him. I....do not get out much.

        Hundreds of confused dogs.
        Confusing dogs isn't too hard, but they just run with most things their silly humans put them through. Noble animals.

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