8 years ago
Haha well this was quite the enjoyable process these are all based on my opinon.
Church: Me and Tucker will go through the teleporter, and cut him off at the pass! Tucker, you ready?
Tucker: There is no way I'm going through that thing.
Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this! Why would they give us a teleporter if doesn't work?
Tucker: I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that nobody could drive?
Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
Church: And? So? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot, and covered in black stuff.
Church: So this is what this is all about - you're afraid of a little black stuff.
Tucker: Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff.
Church: So that's what this is about? Your affraid of little black stuff?
Caboose I'm having a lot of fun. It's like we're real soldiers.
Tucker: I'm sorry, what? It's kind of hard to hear you over the sound of your constant team killing.
Church: You know, I could've taken that alien out if I'd hit him just a few more times.
Tucker: A few more times? How about one time!
Church: Well, I think I landed at least two or three shots.
Tucker: Yeah right.
Tex: You didn't hit anything but the wall.
Church: How the hell would you know? You were running straight backwards
Tex: This is a long-range weapon, okay? I need distance to use it effectively.
Tucker: Where were you planning on shooting him from, the fucking moon? If you'd have backed up any further you'd have had to mail him the bullets!
Sarge: What do you see?
Caboose: I see, a room.
Sarge: And? What's in the room?
Caboose: There are some walls, and some ceilings. Wait, only one ceiling.
9 years ago
There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on
his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''
''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''
The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said,
''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''
To go along with the cop, the little boy said, Ã¢â‚¬ËœÃ¢â‚¬Ëœnice horse you got their sir,
did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.
the little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put
the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''
Gears of War, Halo 2, More Gears of War. I like to be active, work out, spell wrongly, get smarts, eat smarties, and annoy people with my stupid sense of humor. I Also LOVE to draw.