zgraham758

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from Cedar Falls, IA

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    • The 5 of the funniest Red Vs Blue Quotes

      9 years ago

      zgraham758

      Haha well this was quite the enjoyable process these are all based on my opinon.

      NUMBER ONE.
      Church: Me and Tucker will go through the teleporter, and cut him off at the pass! Tucker, you ready?
      Tucker: There is no way I'm going through that thing.
      Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this! Why would they give us a teleporter if doesn't work?
      Tucker: I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that nobody could drive?
      Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
      Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
      Church: And? So? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
      Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot, and covered in black stuff.
      Church: So this is what this is all about - you're afraid of a little black stuff.
      Tucker: Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff.
      ________________________________________
      Church: So that's what this is about? Your affraid of little black stuff?


      NUMBER TWO
      Caboose I'm having a lot of fun. It's like we're real soldiers.

      NUMBER THREE
      Tucker: I'm sorry, what? It's kind of hard to hear you over the sound of your constant team killing.

      NUMBER FOUR
      Church: You know, I could've taken that alien out if I'd hit him just a few more times.
      Tucker: A few more times? How about one time!
      Church: Well, I think I landed at least two or three shots.
      Tucker: Yeah right.
      Tex: You didn't hit anything but the wall.
      Church: How the hell would you know? You were running straight backwards
      Tex: This is a long-range weapon, okay? I need distance to use it effectively.
      Tucker: Where were you planning on shooting him from, the fucking moon? If you'd have backed up any further you'd have had to mail him the bullets!

      NUMBER FIVE
      Sarge: What do you see?
      Caboose: I see, a room.
      Sarge: And? What's in the room?
      Caboose: There are some walls, and some ceilings. Wait, only one ceiling.

    • Well im bord

      9 years ago

      zgraham758

      bord indeed

    • Halo 1 grunt

      9 years ago

      zgraham758

      Ok well today i decided to buy a halo one red grunt from gamecrazy he is pretty cool i gave him the odsts knife and put master chief across from him about to box him. Its awsome

    • I cant wait till christmas

      9 years ago

      zgraham758

      Because of christmas BREAK and because snow = snowmobiling and snowballfights and ill have like 2 weeks of nonstop gears of war YEAHHHHH

    • new character every season whos next

      in Forums > new character every season whos next | Follow this topic

      zgraham758

      Well as you all know that in every red vs blue season a new character comes to play season 1 tex, Season 2 doc, Season 3 wyoming, season 4 crunchbite, season 5 grifs sister/tuckers baby...creapy so who will be next?

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    • JAckAsS NUmbeR 2

      9 years ago

      zgraham758

      Well Friday the 22 Im going see Jackass number 2 looks great does any1 else have their box set and the first jackass movie

    • YEah pretty funny

      9 years ago

      zgraham758

      There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on
      his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

      ''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''

      ''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''

      The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said,
      ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''

      To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ‘‘nice horse you got their sir,
      did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.

      the little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put
      the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''

    • Gone With the Blastwave

      9 years ago

      zgraham758

      Recently while browsing through red vs blue profiles I found a comic strip of a extremely funny comic. So I headed over to their site www.blastwavecomic.com and I found it very funny and I extremely recommend checking out the site!

    • RED VS BLUE WEEKEND!!!

      9 years ago

      zgraham758

      Well this weekend i am going to have a red vs blue marathon of all 4 seasons on dvd at my house its gonna be really fun!

    • PSP

      9 years ago

      zgraham758

      well today i finally bought a psp its pretty cool. I bought Daxter And Family Guy FREAKING SWEET with it i also bought the value pack so it is awsome!

  • About Me

    Gears of War, Halo 2, More Gears of War. I like to be active, work out, spell wrongly, get smarts, eat smarties, and annoy people with my stupid sense of humor. I Also LOVE to draw.
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  • Comments (58)

    • DemonicBlade

      8 years ago

      Hows it going?

    • BigGator5

      9 years ago

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    • Orighackerz

      9 years ago

      Happy Holidays!

    • MasterSgt60

      9 years ago

      re post :

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    • MasterSgt60

      9 years ago

      You ready for Halo 3? I sure am.

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    • 2Down

      9 years ago

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      9 years ago

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      9 years ago

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      9 years ago

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    • Trawn27

      9 years ago

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    • Elite17

      9 years ago

      Rock on! Very awesome profile.

    • texler

      9 years ago

      o thanks

    • Alex_vanPutten

      9 years ago

      LMAO!!! That was so funny. If you have any more jokes, please send them to me.

    • rocketcat

      9 years ago

      thank you. at least youre kind enough to give us a consolation pirze.

    • rocketcat

      9 years ago

      omfg.............
      thats a bitch.

    • 123457

      9 years ago

      who the hell are you?!

    • Ajemsuhgao

      9 years ago

      Lmao. Nice.

    • farrarn

      9 years ago

      haha owned smiley0.gif

    • metroid05

      9 years ago

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    • addboy674

      9 years ago

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    • SpudHead

      9 years ago

      What games do you play on XBL. Is it mainly Halo 2?

    • Mykley123

      9 years ago

      hi, how are you

    • garra_korn78

      10 years ago

      hay whats up

    • Trawn27

      10 years ago

      really... i'll have to see that

    • jewbacca

      10 years ago

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    • SpartanIIMC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

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    • Superdead

      10 years ago

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    • gatorOT08

      10 years ago

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    • SpartanIIMC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      10 years ago

      Please vote for me here.

    • killer2009

      10 years ago

      post here saying killer2009 sent me
      if you don't mind, its a mod giveaway kinda thing, so you might win some mods

    • Superdead

      10 years ago

      man you gotta lol on this one
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    • SpudHead

      10 years ago

      Please vote for me here in masterchief's contest. If you do vote for me and i win, it will boost the winnings of my contest. Thanks if you do. By the way, i need the vote in less than 24 hours.

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      10 years ago

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    • AVehicle2552

      10 years ago

      what you do is stand some where, where needler ammo respawns such as near the wall on beaver creek. Then shoot abot 180 rounds of needler into the same spot. It will get VERY, VERY Laggy. I shot about 1200 needler rounds into it, and it locked up my computer. It's a lot of fun to do!

    • gatorOT08

      10 years ago

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    • jewbacca

      10 years ago

      could you please vote for me TWICE in this contest? It's the last round and I need all the votes I can get.

      thanks

    • tsax113

      10 years ago

      hey, i made it into the final round in kharma's sponsorship contest, and i need to ask for you to vote for me again HERE.

      also, i am HAVING A CONTEST DEALING WITH VOTING FOR ME IN THE CONTEST!!!!!
      here's how it works---i really want to win this sponsorship, so i need YOU to recruit votes for me! tell all your friends to vote for me, get as many as you can, but when they vote have them vote for me, then say who they were recruited by. if i win the contest, i will count up all the votes recruited by each person and give the person who recruited the most votes 100 mods!!!!! note that it is not the person who recruited the most PEOPLE, but the person who got me the most votes!!!! please do me this favor so i can win, and you may be rewarded in turn!

      remember, i will only distribute the 100 mods if i win, so please get votes for me.....you can get votes however you want, as long as you don't ask opaque...that's kharma's only rule. i will also count the votes you put in as votes recruited by you. also encourage your recruits to vote for kharma in the contests he has advertised in the journal entry, as then they can vote for me again.

      good luck in my contest, and thanks for voting! even if you normally don't vote for people, this may be a way to gain some extra mods so i hope you'll consider it!

    • gatorOT08

      10 years ago

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    • tsax113

      10 years ago

      hey, i made it into the fourth round of kharma's sponsorship contest. i again owned in the last one, with over 100 votes, so please vote for me HERE to help me win this sponsorship. if i win, i will have some huge mod giveaways......

      please if you can also vote twice everyday for kharma HERE and tell him you did, then you can vote twice again in his contest.

      thanks a lot for the help, and if at all possible please get your friends to vote for me too.....it would be much appreciated.....

    • gatorOT08

      10 years ago

      hey, whered u get the pics of tucker adn the cast, i want some, those r awesome

    • gatorOT08

      10 years ago

      CONTEST TIME!!!!

    • gatorOT08

      10 years ago

      hey, im getting a contest together, any mods would be awesome, thnks

    • tsax113

      10 years ago

      i made it to the second round of kharma's contest (trying to be sponsored), and i need more votes so could you please vote for me HERE

      please tell all your friends to vote for me too, and note that for each time you vote for kharma in a contest he is in (he advertises them on his page) you get one more vote in his contest.

      thanks a lot, and thanks if you voted for me last round (to many to really know who did, i completely owned it with 102 votes)!

    • garra_korn78

      10 years ago

      thanks for telling me alout how to get the picher

    • tsax113

      10 years ago

      hey, i'm trying to be sponsored so could you please vote for me HERE?

      and it would be appreciated if you could get all of your friends to vote for me too.

      thanks a lot

    • tsax113

      10 years ago

      CONTEST TIME!

    • gotpwned1992

      10 years ago

      Hey whatsup

    • bkid4

      10 years ago

      Here ya are!
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    • bkid4

      10 years ago

      aye aye cap'n!

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      10 years ago

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