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Tribute to Green Day!!!!!!!!!!!
If you love Green Day just to let you know i love them to.
My Adventure With Green Day
Fictional story from the Kerplunk CD inlay.
Dear Diary, I still can't believe it!! Me, Laurie L., the plainest, most boring girl at Pinhole Valley High School, the girl that all the boys bark at when I walk by, the girl whose Mother wouldn't even let her go to a New Kids On The Block concert because "there's often a bad element at those rock concerts, dear," I got to go on a 4 day tour with my total hearthrobs, GREEN DAY!!! Little did I know that when I entered a "Win A Dream Date With Green Day" contest in Tiger Beat magazine (my lame-o brother calls it Puberty Beat, but what does he know, he's probably a homo anyways) that I, out of all the millions of Green Day fans in America would get picked!! The day that the letter arrived was the happiest day of my life. But before I could get too excited, I realized that I had a biiiig problem....my parents!!! I knew that they'd never let me go off with a rock band for even one night, let alone 4 days! So for once I decided not to put up with their crap. I wasn't sure what to do, so at school the next day I went around to all the weirdos and asked them what THEY would do? See, I figure people who have blue mowhawks and come to school only when they feel like it and make these gross magazines with naked pictures in them must have figured out a way to handle their parents. So I went to this guy Eggplant (boy I feel sorry for him, his parents must have really hated him to name him something like that), and he looked at me like, "You really wanna go on tour with Green Day?" And I said, "Oh yeah, I'd DIE to go on tour with Green Day." He looked at me kind of funny and said, "Yeah, but would you KILL?" I thought he was joking, but I wasn't sure. Then I looked at his beady little eyes piercing deep into my soul and I KNEW he wasn't. I thought, hmmm, what the hell, you only go around once, might as well go for it, blah blah, blah.... So I said, kinda hoarse and everything, "Yeah, I guess I would..." And he said, "Then the one you should talk to is Claude." OMIGOD!!! Even I had heard of Claude. He's so evil that he's practically....SATANIC!!! He dropped out of school in 8th grade, and all he ever does is take drugs and read weird books and molest little girls. I was always afraid to even look at him. But I'd gone too far now to stop. After school, instead of going home, I went to Telegraph Avenue in Berkeley where all the scummy people hang out, and sure enough, there was Claude. He looked all perverted and he was smoking cigarettes and all these girls were standing around him like they wanted him to do bad stuff to them. But they got out of the way when they saw me coming, and Claude wasn't mean or dirty or anything. He was actually kinda nice. He said, "My friend Eggplant tells me YOU have a problem." I said, "Two problems, actually. Two really BIG ones." "Parents, huh? This should take care of em." He handed me a brown bottle full of pills. "How many of these should I take?" I asked him. He laughed, kind of heh-heh like. "No, you dont take them, THEY do. Your parents." "Oh NO," I said, "My parents wouldnt take drugs. Their Christian Scientists." "You look like a smart little girl. I'll bet you can figure something out." And you know what? He was right. I DID! That night, I offered to help my mother make dinner. Then, when she wasn't looking, I emptied all of Claude's pills into the mashed potatoes. Then, I said I didnt feel like eating, and went upstairs and listened to all of my Green Day records 5 or 6 times. After awhile, I stuck my head out the door. "YUCK!" I heard my dad say. "These are the worst mashed potatoes I ever tasted in my life!" "Then cook your own goddam dinner, you lazy scumbag, I'm not your slave." I was suprised, my mother didnt usually swear. My dad said, "I'm not going to eat these. They taste like shit!" But my mother yelled at him, "You eat all those potatoes, or I will dump them over your head, and shove the dish up your ass." "SHHHH" he said. "Laurie will hear you!" "She's asleep, the stupid little bitch! I swear, I dont see how my daughter could be such an idiot! I bet the babies got switched at the hospital!""Now, she's just a little bit slow.""Yeah, and I wonder who she got it from. Are you gonna eat those potatoes?" My dad always does what mom tells him. I even heard him scraping the bowl. After awhile, I heard a clunk and a crash, and then the whole dinning room table fell over. I went downstairs, and they were both flopped out on the floor, like, totally dead. It was weird. I realized that I better do something before my brother got home, because I didnt have enough pills to take care of him too. Luckily, we had a brand new garbage disposal, so I took a butcher knife and cut mom and dad up into little pieces and put them down the garbage. It took a long time, and it was kinda messy, but I kept singing all my favorite Green Day songs, and it made the work easier. The only trouble was, the bones wouldn't go down the garbage disposal, and now I was getting nervous, because my brother would be home any minute. Then I got an idea. I gathered up all the bones and carried them out into the backyard, and threw them over the fence to the neighbor's pitbull. He was so happy, he didnt even bark at me. Then my brother came home. "Where's mom and dad?" he asked. "Uh....they went to....Utah...!" "Utah! Why the hell would they go there?" "Uh, I think they decided to become Mormons or something." He looked at me kinda wierd and went upstairs to look at his porno pictures. I went to my room and started packing my bags! The next morning, I was at the airport. My own private jet waiting for me there, and you know what, it was all painted GREEN, and on the side of it it sa
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keilen | | Occupation |
student | | Birthday |
May 15th, 1991 | | Interests |
Fishing paintball xbox and
xoxoxoxoxo S.V.S xoxoxoxoxo | | Gamertag |
| | WINNA_BOI_8'S... | | | Music |
some retro techno | | Movies |
fifty first dates mr and mrs smith
and meet the fockers | | TV Shows |
Futurama family guy american dad inyuasha and dragon ball | | Books |
harry potter 1-6 |
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