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26 year-old male from Auburn, AL
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Dorm Fun
Well, this afternoon to celebrate midterms being over, everyone thought it would be fun to take out the slip and slide for some family entertainment. I went about my business, waiting for my friends to call me when the slip n slide was set up. I hear a weird noise from outside in the hallway, so I went to investigate. As I open the door, a really hot chick in a bikini slides by me and slams into a wall. When she stood up, he jubblies (which were quite large, and perky) fell out of her small little bikini. Embarassed, she grabed her chest, but doing do threw off her balance. She slammed to the ground, knocking herself out on the tile floor, with her jubblies out in plain view for everyone (mostly guys) to see. Many pictures were taken, then 911 was called, and many kids were written up for doing this. I guess its a good way to start the weekend off early.

~wyn~
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Name Jordan Armstrong
Occupation Student, Mogul, CAL Admin
Birthday April 3rd, 1986
Interests Video Production online gaming pimpin' hoes and whatnot.
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Music Anything but country.
Movies Snatch Lock stock and 2 smoking barrels Donnie Darko Boondock Saints Zoolander.
TV Shows Family Guy Modern Marvels anything in Adult Swim thats not anime The Simpsons.