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27 year-old male from Cedar Falls, IA
Gears of War, Halo 2, More Gears of War. I like to be active, work out, spell wrongly, get smarts, eat smarties, and annoy people with my stupid sense of humor. I Also LOVE to draw.
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The 5 of the funniest Red Vs Blue QuotesHaha well this was quite the enjoyable process these are all based on my opinon.

NUMBER ONE.
Church: Me and Tucker will go through the teleporter, and cut him off at the pass! Tucker, you ready?
Tucker: There is no way I'm going through that thing.
Church: Tucker, we don't have time for this! Why would they give us a teleporter if doesn't work?
Tucker: I don't know! Why would they give us a tank that nobody could drive?
Church: We already tested the teleporter, remember?
Tucker: We threw rocks through it!
Church: And? So? The rocks came out the other side, didn't they?
Tucker: Yeah, but they were all hot, and covered in black stuff.
Church: So this is what this is all about - you're afraid of a little black stuff.
Tucker: Yes, I am. I am afraid of black stuff.
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Church: So that's what this is about? Your affraid of little black stuff?

NUMBER TWO
Caboose I'm having a lot of fun. It's like we're real soldiers.

NUMBER THREE
Tucker: I'm sorry, what? It's kind of hard to hear you over the sound of your constant team killing.

NUMBER FOUR
Church: You know, I could've taken that alien out if I'd hit him just a few more times.
Tucker: A few more times? How about one time!
Church: Well, I think I landed at least two or three shots.
Tucker: Yeah right.
Tex: You didn't hit anything but the wall.
Church: How the hell would you know? You were running straight backwards
Tex: This is a long-range weapon, okay? I need distance to use it effectively.
Tucker: Where were you planning on shooting him from, the fucking moon? If you'd have backed up any further you'd have had to mail him the bullets!

NUMBER FIVE
Sarge: What do you see?
Caboose: I see, a room.
Sarge: And? What's in the room?
Caboose: There are some walls, and some ceilings. Wait, only one ceiling.
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Name zack and im only 14
Occupation Paper shredder (kidding)
Birthday July 12th, 1987
Interests Chicks and then the long list of my interesting games Gears of War/Bully/Conker Live and Reloaded/Halo/Halo 2 /Counter Stike Source/ Half-life2/ Half-life 2episode one/ Half-Life: Deathmatch:Source/grand theft auto III/Grand Theft Auto Vice city/ Grand Theft auto San Andreas/ Grand Theft auto Liberty city stories/ Grand theft auto vice city stories/Ratchet and Clank/ Ratchet and Clank Going Commando/ Ratchet and Clank Up Your Aresanal/ Ratchet and Clank Deadlocked/ Ratchet and Clank Size Matters/ Prince of Persia Sands of time/ Prince of persia warrior within/Prince of Persia two thrones/Splinter Cell/Splinter Cell Pandora tommarow/Splinter Cell Chaos Theory/Splinter Cell Double Agent/Ghost Recon Advance war Fighter/Jak and Daxter/JakII/Jack3/Jak Combat Racing/God of War/God of war 2/Hitman Blood Money/
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Movies Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl Pirates of the Caribbean Deadmans Chest National Treasure and Jackass
TV Shows Family guy Viva la bam Miami ink and Jackass
Books Halo:Fall of Reach Halo:The Flood Halo:First Strike