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RT Podcast: The Donut Hole Conspiracy - #339
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You can see two people together when the red robot detects everyone. I bet thats Locus and Felix just waiting for everything to begin
11 months ago
Locus kinda reminds me of Lockdown from Transformers 4, I don't know why. It's probably Locus's helmet looks like Lock when he has his face shield down...or whatever you call it.
Haha I heard slyfox instead of cyclops
actually a dragon
It's weird that this episode isn't working. And when I tried to rewatch I think season 6 or 7 episode 15 was broken too! They should really work on fixing this if it's a recurring problem!
Locus=Meta in different armor with comunicator
I did not have enough space on the last comments Here is the continuation Sarge: Yeah. Turns out we were missin' some pieces. Which reminds me...Sarges beats down Grif.Sarge: Donut, get me a glass. (punches Grif)I'm makin' orange juice.(punches Grif)Grif: Ack! Every time!Donut: Getting a jump on the flu season! Good idea, sir!Doc: Wait, that's a thing?Robot: (stuttering) C-c-Cyclops online.Sarge: Huh, I knew it was a beautiful lady.Grif gets up.Grif: Cyclops?Doc: Looks more like a praying mantis to me.Donut: No, she said "C-C" Cyclops. I think it's Italian.Cyclops: E-e- error. H-hardware malfunction.Sarge: Welcome to Red team, CC! Now if you can-Cyclops: Enemy soldiers detected.Grif: Ugh, is it supposed to do that?Sarge: I admire your enthusiasum, Cici. But you've only got one enemy. It's a big robot over at-The Reds and other targets are shown marked as hostiles on Cyclops' HUD.Cyclops: Negative. Motion tracker detects 16 hostiles.Sarge: Wait, what?Cyclops aims at the Reds.Cyclops: D-d-deadly force authorized.Doc: I'm not hostile! I'm a pacifist! Kill them!Grif: Hey!Cyclops: E-engaging targets- t-targets...Cyclops shuts down.Sarge: Damn. She ran outta diesel.Doc: You converted it to diesel?Sarge: Of course. Looks like she needs a bigger fuel tank.Grif: Fuck that! She needs to be thrown off a cliff!Sarge: Well, I don't see how that'll solve the fuel problem.Donut: Hey, guys... There's eleven of us in the canyon.Grif: Wow, Donut. That's one more than ten! Good job, buddy.Sarge: I dunno if I'd really count Lopez.Donut: But she said sixteen.Pause. Gunfire is heard at the other end of the canyon.Grif: Oh shit...Cut to Locus' soldiers attacking Blue base.Tucker fires back from cover.Tucker: Who the fuck are these guys?!Caboose wanders around on the battlefield.Caboose: Why are we shooting off fireworks? Is it someone's birthday?Washington: Freckles, cover Caboose!Freckles crouches in front of Caboose, shielding him.Caboose: (singing) Happy birthday to meCut to Simmons standing up from cover.Simmons: Stop shooting! We're friendly!A few shots hit near Simmons and he ducks down.Simmons: That's the opposite of what I said!Tucker: Fuck this!Tucker stands up and shoots one of the soldiers.Washington: Wait! We don't know who they are!Tucker: They're the guys who are gonna kill us if we don't kill them first!Washington: ...Freckles, take them out!Freckles: Engaging targets.Freckles fires his missiles and kills all three soldiers.Freckles: Primary threat eliminated.Cut to Red Team rushing over.Sarge: What in sam hill is goin' on!?Grif: Who were those guys?Washington: We don't know.Tucker: They just showed up and started shooting!Lopez 2.0: (translation) Oh, man... I suddenly feel bad for not warning everyone.Sarge: Shut up, Lopez. This isn't the time for jokes.Lopez 2.0: And now I regret nothing.A sniper's crosshair is seen lining up on Wash.Washington: Lets move inside. We need to find cover in case there's more hiding out in the-Felix jumps out and deflects the sniper shot with his hardlight shield.Felix: Run!Simmons raises his gun.Simmons: Look out! It's another one!Felix gets shot in the leg and crumples over.Felix: Gah! SON OF A BITCH!Simmons: Wait. I'm confused.Felix: What are you doing?! I said run!Locus: Excellent work soldiers.Locus uncloaks nearby.Locus: You killed my men. I suppose that makes you the real deal.Simmons: Okay, now I'm really confused.Locus: Quiet! All of you, come with me now.Washington: ...And why would we do that?Locus: Because if you don't come now I'll have to take you later.Felix: Fuck off!Locus: You, shut your mouth and be glad I missed your head.Felix: Of my god, you are such a douchebag!Tucker: Yeah what he said!Locus: This is your last chance.Washington: ...Freckles!Freckles fires at Locus but he cloaks and disappears.Grif: Holy shit, did you see that?Caboose: No! What happened?! Please describe it to me! Use only small words!
A lot of people can't see this so here's every thing that happens in he episode it's very longLopez 2.0: (translation) A scarecrow?Lopez: (translation) Yep.Lopez 2.0: They just left you hanging out there with all the vegetables?Lopez: It takes about 90 days to grow corn.Lopez 2.0: That's terrible!Lopez: It was not the best.Sarge is seen near the robot parts.Sarge: Hey, Lopezs! Come over here and gimme a hand. I keep havin' to get on my knees to work on this. But I figure it'd be easier if you held it at chest level instead.Lopez 2.0: Yes, sir!Lopez: Wait.Lopez 2.0: What?Lopez: There is one thing about these people I do like. Hey, Sarge! Why don't you want to get on your knees? Afraid it will bring back some repressed memories?Sarge: Ha! Lopez, you ol' kidder you. Now come on time's wastin'.Lopez 2.0 looks at lopez then at Sarge.Lopez 2.0: Hey, Sarge... You smell !Sarge: Oh, don't tell me he's got you in on it too. Ha ha, Lopez you are rambuctious.Lopez: Sometimes he makes up entire conversations. You suck!Sarge: It is a lovely day, isn't it?Lopez 2.0: And you aren't smart.Sarge: Thank you for noticing. I have been hitting the gym.Lopez: Your mother's so fat she use a richter scale.Lopez 2.0: And she's a whore!Sarge: He,he. You two are like a couple of three stooges. Well, whenever you're done goofin' off come help me with with this. I just need to make a few more adjustments.Lopez: Stick with me, kid. And you're going to be just fine.Cut to Washington approaching Blue base.Washington: Here goes nothing.Freckles walks in front of him.Freckles: Agent Washington.Washington: Oh, Freckles. I didn't see you there. Man, for a behemoth you hide really well.Freckles: You have failed to uphold your duties to Captain Caboose.Washington: But I was just on my way up now. Ready to clean the base!Freckles: You lack diligence, Agent Washington.Washington: What?Freckles: You question authority, Agent Washington.Wash raises his gun and slowly backs away.Washington: Um, Caboose! Could you come out here?!Freckles' cannons start powering up.Freckles: You must be eliminated, Agent Washington.Washington: Caboose!Caboose appears on the balcony.Caboose: Hello!Washington: Your pet is trying to kill me!Caboose: What? That does not sound like Freck... Hey Freckles, Freckles what are you doing?Freckles: Agent Washington has failed to meet the minimum requirement of Blue Team service and is no longer fit for duty. He must be eliminated.Caboose: See, he's just doing what he just said.Wahington: Caboose, please come here, I need to talk to you!Caboose: Agg, probably wants to talk about what an awesome leader I am.Wahsington: (coughs)Caboose: Yes, hello, what seems to be the problem Agent Washington?Washington lowers his weapon, looks at Caboose, then looks at Tucker and takes a big breath.Wahington: I'm sorry Caboose. I'm sorry your best friend left you without saying goodbye. Maybe he thought you would try and stop him or maybe it was too hard for him to tell you but, no matter the reason, he's still gone. He left you, (Cut to Tucker) both of you. (back to Wash) I don't really do emotional things and I hoped you might have been able to get over this by yourselves so I left you alone, and instead of coming to terms with what you lost, you replaced it with, well, the first thing you found. But I should have been there for you Caboose because, that's what friends do for each other...Freckles: Captain Caboose is not your friend, he is your commanding...Caboose: Uh, no we're all friends here Freckles, it's you know.Washington: That's right, and as your friend I want to say that I'm sorry. I know it's not much, I made you this.Washington moves, revealing a blue Mark V helmet on the ground.Caboose: Oh my god! My old helmet!Caboose runs to the helmet.Freckles: Captain Caboose, You should return to your duties.Wash stands next to Caboose.Washington: I know you really like Freckles, Caboose. But you have to understand that he's very dangerous. He's not a puppy anymore...A kitten? Or ... He's really big.Caboose: Yeeaah...He blew up a car.Washington: I remember that.Caboose approaches Freckles.Caboose: Freckles, you- you're one of the best machines I know. And that is saying something because I have been friends with a lot of machines. But... From now on, I think you should listen to Agent Washington.Freckles: Are you sure?Caboose: Yeah, yeah he's very smart and really nice.Freckles: ...Acknowledged.Caboose: You can be leader again if you want to, Wash. It's...It's not as much fun as it looks. I think I'm more like the dashing second in command kind of person. Ya' know, all the perks no work.Washington: Thank you, Caboose.Cut to Tucker watching from the base. Sobbing is heard. Zoom out to reveal Simmons next to him.Simmons: (sniffle) I wish my team was this emotional.Tucker: Jesus Christ.Tucker walks away. Cut to Caboose wearing his new helmet.Caboose: Ah! It fits perfect! And look, someone left some gum!Tucker approaches Washington.Tucker: Pretty sneaky, Wash. A couple of mushy words, a present and you're right back up at the top.Washington: Nothing sneaky about it. I meant every word.The helmet is heard shorting out. Cut to Caboose with a black visor.Caboose: Uh oh. I ugh...I can't see anything. Hello?Tucker: You still need to work on your craftsmanship, though.Caboose: (offscreen) OH MY GOD I'M BLIND!Washington: One thing at a time, Tucker.Caboose: Uh... Can people see me? I can't see them!Tucker: Well, atleast we don't have a killer robot to worry about anymore.Cut to the the Reds' new robot powering up. It's engine rumbles and smokes.Sarge: Ha ha! Listen to that lady purr.Donut: Great job, Sarge!Cut to the Reds and Doc.Grif: Great job? It looks like shit! It's half the size. And it's on fire!Sarge: Yeah. Turns
WHY CANT I WATCH THIS EPISODE
Dailymotion sucks :(
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