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Stupid Question/Answer: Halo 2 Style!

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  • ChristianHa

    ChristianHa

    #2429005 - 13 years ago

    For those of you not familiar with Ask a Stupid Question get a Stupid Answer, here's how it works. One poster asks a question at the the end of their post, and the next poster gives an answer and another quesiton. Try to make the Answers as silly as possible, and make the Questions vary from loopy to serious.

    E.G.:

    Thechosen: Q: Why does the MasterChief use guns?

    SomePoster: A. Because his hands are glued to them.
    Q. Why is Cortana Blue?

    NextPoster: A. Cause she's made of Blue Rasperry Gatorade.
    Q. Why are Flood angry?

    And this continues on and on. I'll start the first question:

    Q. Why does the Arbiter hate the Prophets?

  • derekadams32

    derekadams32

    #2429076 - 13 years ago

    Because they used to steal his lunch money in Elementary school.

    Why doesn't the Master Chief use his old pistol anymore?

  • Mehheh

    Mehheh

    #2429095 - 13 years ago

    Because he got pink eye from the scoop.

    Why does he kill The FlooD?

  • ChristianHa

    ChristianHa

    #2429123 - 13 years ago

    A. Cause if he does, he gets a klondike bar.

    Q. Why do the Infection Forms of the Flood pop?

  • Mehheh

    Mehheh

    #2429155 - 13 years ago

    A.Cause they don't get Klondike bars.

    Q.Why are they called Grunts?

  • derekadams32

    derekadams32

    #2429163 - 13 years ago

    Because they are cousins to popcorn and it runs in their genes.

    Why do they call it the "warthog"?

  • ChristianHa

    ChristianHa

    #2429243 - 13 years ago

    A1. Cause "Loud Moaning Noises" is harder to say.
    A2. It's called a Puma.

    Q. Why is Masterchief green?

  • Nud3_Grunt

    Nud3_Grunt

    #2429260 - 13 years ago

    Because it has tusks.



    Why do brutes charge at u when they r almost dead?

  • Mehheh

    Mehheh

    #2429262 - 13 years ago

    A.Cause he gets seasick easily.

    B.Why are Brutes so hariy?

  • Nud3_Grunt

    Nud3_Grunt

    #2429276 - 13 years ago

    Cuz they r a dogs on there home planet

    Why does the cheif where green armor

  • Mehheh

    Mehheh

    #2429323 - 13 years ago

    I already answered that!

  • ChristianHa

    ChristianHa

    #2429457 - 13 years ago

    He gets carsick easily.

    Why do elites have big heads?

  • killmore231

    killmore231 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    #2429605 - 13 years ago

    because grunts have small heads.

    how dose mc go to the bathroom?

  • IceByrde

    IceByrde

    #2429656 - 13 years ago

    A.Undose his crotch plate and wizzes/ craps on his dead enemies heads
    =
    Q. what does MC do if he gets horny???

  • killmore231

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    #2429736 - 13 years ago

    finds the nearest grunt

    what dose the grunt do?

  • Mehheh

    Mehheh

    #2429769 - 13 years ago

    Runs like a MotherF**ker

    What does the Elite do?

  • killmore231

    killmore231 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    #2429813 - 13 years ago

    gets on mc

    whats the grint do when he sees it?

  • Mehheh

    Mehheh

    #2429826 - 13 years ago

    Runs faster.

    What does MC do?

  • killmore231

    killmore231 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    #2429841 - 13 years ago

    laughs at the jakle getting humped by the brute


    whats the brute do when he is seen

  • Mehheh

    Mehheh

    #2429850 - 13 years ago

    Humps harder.

    Wheres the Drone?

  • killmore231

    killmore231 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    #2429852 - 13 years ago

    in mc


    whys he in there?

  • Mehheh

    Mehheh

    #2429867 - 13 years ago

    Only god knows...

    Wheres the Prohet?(Spelling)

  • killmore231

    killmore231 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    #2429916 - 13 years ago

    in the drone


    how is in there?

  • IceByrde

    IceByrde

    #2430273 - 13 years ago

    A.he's in there with his modified Sentinel beam
    =
    Q. How come all the Halo characters like it rough???

  • Bucksh0t

    Bucksh0t

    #2430353 - 13 years ago

    A. cus they think its hollow

    Q. what is a scarab?