#8054970 - 11 years ago
because its ill-legitimate.why is there glass in your ass?
#8054989 - 11 years ago
where is what?why is seth green (creator of robot chicken) a pot smoking corpse with a bottle in hsi head?
#8055033 - 11 years ago
your fat thats why.who is the actor that does Ash Williams in the evil dead movies?
#8055131 - 11 years ago
you play too much TV, and i watch too much video games.am i eating toast?
#8055194 - 11 years ago
why dont you get a TV, dumbass.do i have 1000+ hours on the computer alone? (no computer games)
#8055390 - 11 years ago
i just record stuff...then skip those gay commercials (DVR FTW!)am i insane?
#8055444 - 11 years ago
on Attack of the Show.why do i watch AOTS?
#8055495 - 11 years ago
oops! i didnt mean to eat it....but im hungry anywaysshould i play starcraft?
#8055681 - 11 years ago
Dr. Octagon is good for a bunch of rappers and DJ's.have you eaten plastic before?
#8059444 - 11 years ago
no, but i just ate a pencilwhy do people go on diets
#8060199 - 11 years ago
So that they can make their money disappear faster than their fat.Why was that so mean?
#8060230 - 11 years ago
because life is funny in that sensewhy is race car "race car, backwards?
#8060238 - 11 years ago
It's called a palindrome, asshole...What the hell is a palindrome?
#8060249 - 11 years ago
A pumaWhat is my other car?
#8060273 - 11 years ago
A Fiat... "Fix it again, Tony...."Why do you have such a poor taste in cars?
#8063775 - 11 years ago
Because they taste like strawberries.Where are my waffles?
#8067905 - 11 years ago
in your pants.wheres Kevin Pereira?
#8067922 - 11 years ago
Right here.... ------> What was the point of that?
#8067959 - 11 years ago
trying to scare me like a little jap-a-neez school girl.hwo abd si my spelilng?