#13498898 - 9 years ago
an ear of corn... need I say more?
#13500732 - 9 years ago
i stab you with a q-tip in the ear
#13572978 - 9 years ago
I beat you to death slowly with a spoon
#13594341 - 9 years ago
i build a matrix-like system of computers to enslave mankind with robotsthere is no spooni also throw bricks at everyone
#13702952 - 9 years ago
I eat all your bricks and kill you with the shit-spear that comes out
#13703045 - 9 years ago
I take the shit-spear, and shove it down your throat... wearing gloves, of course. Don't want my hands in your shit.
#13907911 - 9 years ago
I summon Cthulu, he eats you... then the rest of humanity... then me.