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The Game of Misfortune

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  • StrangerCoug

    StrangerCoug

    #6362958 - 12 years ago

    The object of this game is to cause something bad to happen to the above poster or make him or her experience something unfortunate or unlucky. This can be almost anything--you can bankrupt the person, you can run over his or her pet, you can make him or her late for work, etc. Try not to do the same thing twice on a page, though.

    Next poster, what misfortune has happened to me that I should know about?

  • CalvnNHobbes

    CalvnNHobbes

    #6362971 - 12 years ago

    You have become a rapist and an arsonist.

  • StrangerCoug

    StrangerCoug

    #6363009 - 12 years ago

    You're fired!

  • i_r_caboos

    i_r_caboos

    #6363033 - 12 years ago

    You got banned.

  • StrangerCoug

    StrangerCoug

    #6363053 - 12 years ago

    You just found out that your girlfriend has been cheating on you.

  • Nooberman

    Nooberman

    #6363075 - 12 years ago

    You just found out that your dad has been raping you.

  • CalvnNHobbes

    CalvnNHobbes

    #6363083 - 12 years ago

    You get transformed into eeeeeeaaaaaa! Oh noes!

  • StrangerCoug

    StrangerCoug

    #6363284 - 12 years ago

    I remember his name being five E's and seven A's, but most of us will know who you mean.

    You're expelled from college.

  • Solidus8

    Solidus8

    #6363509 - 12 years ago

    You found your sanity.

  • Sircatnipman

    Sircatnipman

    #6363519 - 12 years ago

    Your 1.2 million dollar car get flattened by a herd of buffalo that escaped from the cargo hold of a jumbo jet that crashed into the freeway.

  • StrangerCoug

    StrangerCoug

    #6363577 - 12 years ago

    The power's out to your house.

    In reply to Solidus8, #9:

    What's so unfortunate about being sane again?

  • Sircatnipman

    Sircatnipman

    #6363779 - 12 years ago

    In reply to StrangerCoug, #11:

    You can't safoos a mafoos amafoss!!!hehehe


    also, a sperm whale falls onto your garden shed

  • StrangerCoug

    StrangerCoug

    #6363895 - 12 years ago

    Your best friend is now dead.

  • CalvnNHobbes

    CalvnNHobbes

    #6363915 - 12 years ago

    You just memorized your Academic Decathalon speech! And forgot everything else you've ever known!

  • Sircatnipman

    Sircatnipman

    #6363926 - 12 years ago

    Everyone you know and love suddenly die in a freak accident involving a cow, 2 goats, 15 turkeys, a dozen eggs, 2 glasses of milk, and a few lobsters, I'll leave it up to you to figure out how they died...

  • CalvnNHobbes

    CalvnNHobbes

    #6363971 - 12 years ago

    Do you mean to tell me that everyone I know and love was riding in a wagon pulled by 15 turkeys when 12 of the turkeys suddenly laid eggs, causing them to trip and rock the wagon, making two of my loved ones spill their glasses of milk which enraged a nearby cow who called his two goat assassins who promptly arrived and threw killer lobsters on my loved ones causing them to die?? You're sick!

    You have sex with Phil Margera. That's what you get.

  • StrangerCoug

    StrangerCoug

    #6363974 - 12 years ago

    You flunk every section of your state test.

  • Sircatnipman

    Sircatnipman

    #6363997 - 12 years ago

    You have your spleen cut out, and fed to your pet fish, if you don't have a pet fish, I'll buy you one, then cut out your spleen and feed it to it, then, i'll make you eat the fish.

    Post edited 1/12/07 9:00PM

  • CalvnNHobbes

    CalvnNHobbes

    #6364009 - 12 years ago

    State test in what?

    You flunk every section of your blood test...because you don't have blood anymore. You might want to do something about that...

  • StrangerCoug

    StrangerCoug

    #6364028 - 12 years ago

    A tornado destroys your house.

    In reply to CalvnNHobbes, #19:

    That post was to Sircatnipman. I was nine seconds slow.

  • Sircatnipman

    Sircatnipman

    #6364044 - 12 years ago

    I tie you to a tree, the tree gets mutated, and comes alive, it goes on a rampage killing and entire city, then the tree goes to sleep, the cops find you tied to the tree and think you killed everyone, they untie you and toss you in a maximum security prison for life, oh i forgot to mention, the stuff that made the tree live, also gave you immortality, so you are stuck in prison, FOREVER!

  • CalvnNHobbes

    CalvnNHobbes

    #6364062 - 12 years ago

    Been reading the story of Prometheus or something?

    You get crushed by a pile of triceratops feces.

    In reply to StrangerCoug, #20:

    That's ok, mine was slow too.

  • Sircatnipman

    Sircatnipman

    #6364113 - 12 years ago

    You wake up in the morning, the sky is a bright shade of dark blue, you eat breakfast and head out for a stroll around the town, you arrive at a bookstore, and decide that you need a new book to read, you find a nice book, you go to the counter and buy the nice book, you head out again and continue your stroll around town, suddenly, you find yourself lost in an unfamiliar section of town, you get on a bus, but it just takes you further into the unknown, suddenly, all is black, you regain conscious in a bath tub full of ice, you are missing your spleen, you put your shirt back on and exit the house, only to find that you are in the middle of the desert, you walk in the direction you think will take you back home, but you only get more lost, you see a city off in the distance, you try to reach it, but you can't because of the lava, you die of starvation.

  • StrangerCoug

    StrangerCoug

    #6364114 - 12 years ago

    Bill Watterson sues you and you lose the lawsuit.

    ETA: That was to CalvnNHobbes. Damn you Sircatnipman, posting at the same second I did!

    Post edited 1/12/07 9:11PM

  • Sircatnipman

    Sircatnipman

    #6364126 - 12 years ago

    You die of colon failure