#7678245 - 12 years ago
In reply to kaosscaboose, #383:I'll put your head under a C-II tread.
#7678263 - 12 years ago
i attach ur nuts 2 a 200 volt cable and turn it on.
#7678285 - 12 years ago
In reply to kaosscaboose, #385:I attach your bollocks to the national grid.
#7681636 - 12 years ago
I take you to an run down building with an old elevator whose cable is badly frayed.... then start it up while holding your face to the cable
#7684228 - 12 years ago
i put u in a pool of suferic acid were u cannot escape cuz ur chained 2 the bottom and it slowly fils up over time u either gety burnt 2 death or u drown in acid.
#7690176 - 12 years ago
Tie you to a tree at an oasis before a sand storm hits in the desert. If you're not buried or the sand doesn't eat away your skin, you just may live to tell about it
#7692551 - 12 years ago
i ut ur arm so it bleeds then throw u in a pool with 5 starving pissed of great white sharks.
#7692761 - 12 years ago
^I make you wear a Yankees baseball cap and then throw you in Boston Red Sox territory.
#7694371 - 12 years ago
i dont watch baseball but i gess their rivals.i make u wear a saint helens football jersey (not soccer football)and push you into a bunch of pissed of drunk bradford players who all have knifes.
#7694410 - 12 years ago
In reply to kaosscaboose, #392:I will make you wear a sign saying "I hate Niggers" and force you to walk in Harlem.
#7696756 - 12 years ago
I make you listen to Vogon poetry... while wearing a thong covered in Ben-Gay
#7702956 - 12 years ago
i strap a c4 2 ur head and blow u up.
#7708106 - 12 years ago
We attend the Japanese sumo match... afterwards, I hold you down while they all tea bag you, then burry you with their sweaty diaper thongs
#7724166 - 12 years ago
i make u have sex with a sumo.
#7724196 - 12 years ago
make you watch
#7732169 - 12 years ago
i gouge out ur eyes with a paper clip.
#7732863 - 12 years ago
I throw you into the ring with a sumo wrestler.
#7741232 - 12 years ago
i attach you to that sumo wrestler, then kick his ass
#7753853 - 12 years ago
A female sumo will have her way with you, then a male sumo will have his way with you... then they will have their way with each other..... on you
#7765404 - 12 years ago
I grab the last copy of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows at your local bookstore and dance around in front of you screaming "Neener Neener Neener!!! Should've gotten here first!"
#7793827 - 12 years ago
fish oil + you + 1000 starving cat = ouch !!!
#8059273 - 11 years ago
I repeatedly taser you until you lose consciousness. When you awake, you are tied to a tree in the north woods... wearing only rotten meat thrown out from the Wal-Mart deli.
#8105335 - 11 years ago
I use the ignite and freeze plasmid on you repeatedly one after another, for bumping a dead thread.
#8108873 - 11 years ago
In reply to nikzbitz, #406:*Nukes the fucking thread.*It's dead now, it's been dead since I left.