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In The Time of Reckoning

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  • IsaacWillia3

    IsaacWillia3

    #17147416 - 4 years ago

    So the premise of this game is simple. You have to survive the attack before you, and direct an attack at the person above you, but the weirder the better. Example:
    "I shoot you in the face"
    "I channel Neo from the Matrix to dodge the bullets.
    I drop you in an active volcano"
    "I turn into a diamond so I can't be melted.
    I stab you in the asshole with a lightsaber"
    And so on.

    I stab you in the asshole with a lightsaber

  • JDReedy

    JDReedy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Senpai

    #17147645 - 4 years ago

    I deflect your lightsaber with my lightsaber.

    I cut you with Excalibur

  • IsaacWillia3

    IsaacWillia3

    #17147661 - 4 years ago

    I AM excalibur :O

    I force you into a wrestling match with the Undertaker while electrocuting you

  • JDReedy

    JDReedy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Senpai

    #17147678 - 4 years ago

    I give the Undertaker an RKO out of nowhere

    I hit you with the Tardis

  • IsaacWillia3

    IsaacWillia3

    #17147680 - 4 years ago

    In reply to JDReedy, #4:

    I hit the TARDIS and scare it away

    I lock you in a tank with a Man o' War jellyfish

  • JDReedy

    JDReedy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Senpai

    #17147768 - 4 years ago

    I deflect it with my hyperbeam.

    I shoot fire at you from my hands.

  • IsaacWillia3

    IsaacWillia3

    #17147794 - 4 years ago

    I own a water pistol. I pistol water at you

    I also electrify the water I pistol at you

  • spacemashed

    spacemashed

    #17147901 - 4 years ago

    I AM MADE OF RUBBER SO THE ELECTRICITY DON'T DO SQUAT.

    I throw skateboards at you.

  • McLovett

    McLovett FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold He who McLove's it

    #17148349 - 4 years ago

    I deflect the skateboards with Tony Hawk

    I throw a Galaxy at you.

  • IsaacWillia3

    IsaacWillia3

    #17148710 - 4 years ago

    My head is located somewhere near my balls, your kick goes over my shoulders

    I do that thing with the electricity from Taken

  • Cove

    Cove FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Dancing Shark

    #17149294 - 4 years ago

    I ask Liam Neeson to talk to the writer and have that thing taken out of the movie making it non-existent.

    I order Liam Neeson to attack you.

  • NASBIA

    NASBIA The Good Guy

    #17149324 - 4 years ago

    I trained Liam Neeson all he knows!

    I send a legion of ninjas to attack you!

  • One_X

    One_X

    #17149513 - 4 years ago

    I bring in Dr. McNinja to defend me.

    I order an army of apes with rebars to attack you.

  • spacemashed

    spacemashed

    #17149715 - 4 years ago

    I hypnotize all the apes.

    I hypnotize them to attack you!

  • IsaacWillia3

    IsaacWillia3

    #17149813 - 4 years ago

    I evolve the apes into humans, who instead fight amongst themselves over petty things like resources and moral superiority.

    I ram an atomic bomb right up your anus

  • JDReedy

    JDReedy FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Senpai

    #17150082 - 4 years ago

    My buttplug blocks your bomb

    I transform into Sailor Moon and hit you with my Moon Tiara Boomerang

  • GalacticTy

    GalacticTy Eater of Many Foods

    #17151688 - 4 years ago

    My Super Galaxy Dai Gurren Lagann swats it out of the way,

    then it creates the heavens...underneath you, and you fall a long way down (presumably to your death)

  • One_X

    One_X

    #17151853 - 4 years ago

    In reply to SpentRounds, #20:

    I don't have a soul so there's nothing to steal.

    I throw the ethereal flying giraffe of doom at you

  • IsaacWillia3

    IsaacWillia3

    #17155640 - 4 years ago

    I block it with the ethereal floating goat of death

    I fart, and the force is like a thousand nuclear bombs and the smell is worse than a 14 year old who doesn't wash

  • hypershot12

    hypershot12

    #17155801 - 4 years ago

    I am wearing a super strong gas mask and an EOD Bomb Disposal Suit so I survive.

    I 360 no-scope you.

  • IsaacWillia3

    IsaacWillia3

    #17155924 - 4 years ago

    We're playing Halo, and you didn't specify a headshot

    I strap every sticky bomb in Halo to your warthog

  • GalacticTy

    GalacticTy Eater of Many Foods

    #17155940 - 4 years ago

    I wasn't in the warthog...

    ...I was in the banshee, and I use the green blast secondary...and this is halo three so no armor abilities

  • GalacticTy

    GalacticTy Eater of Many Foods

    #17156122 - 4 years ago

    actually it was an online match so im still alive, but now your gone,

    I hire a smart person to find out where you live and then nuke the crap out of it.

  • IsaacWillia3

    IsaacWillia3

    #17156418 - 4 years ago

    That was actually Iron Man's house, and he's blaming the Mandarin for it

    I reveal my secret identity as Thor and Mjolnir your ass

  • GalacticTy

    GalacticTy Eater of Many Foods

    #17156421 - 4 years ago

    MY ASS WAS WORTHY!!!!


    and now my hammer wielding ass is on a rampage towards you