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World Domination

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  • tao298

    tao298

    #30038255 - 10 years ago

    If given the opportunity how would you conquer the planet.

  • bulldogdrop

    bulldogdrop

    #30038256 - 10 years ago

    i would conquer it with style (in a ferarri)

  • tao298

    tao298

    #30038257 - 10 years ago

    that doesn't really answer the question
    besides BDD you don't even have a license.

  • tealman26

    tealman26

    #30038258 - 10 years ago

    With genetically altered puppies that start out cute, then as the night falls. they sneak into your room and..... pee on the carpet, but when people are fed up with their puppies peeing I will start my own dog training camp and charge top dollar, then with that money I'll open a chain of puppy training schools and soon I'll be in every home in america, then I'll get my own T.V. show on dog training and broadcast a hypnotic subliminal message for every body to start buying my puppy training products and then I will rule the WORLD *meniacal laughing* you know what I think I'll just stick to arching that sounds like too much work.

  • tao298

    tao298

    #30038259 - 10 years ago

    Tealman26
    WHAT THE FUCK!
    THAT IS TOTALLY INSANE!
    You should try it.

  • zeik101

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    #30038260 - 10 years ago

    i would conquer the world by creating my own ring of assasins to kill anyone that doesnt pledge allegiance to me. or ill just go columbine

  • tao298

    tao298

    #30038261 - 10 years ago

    okay....

  • FloodKicker

    FloodKicker

    #30038262 - 10 years ago

    What about with Native American zombies?!?! Such as the Aztecs! They were fierce warriors in life so why not in after life death thing!

  • Cutlasslord

    Cutlasslord

    #30038263 - 10 years ago

    In reply to FloodKicker, #8:

    Don't they have to be slightly more than bones and powder to be zombies?

  • FloodKicker

    FloodKicker

    #30038264 - 10 years ago

    Well we can try to reanimate them..... All i need is my assistant Igor but he.... past away.... something about being killed by a Jan Velsing?

  • Cutlasslord

    Cutlasslord

    #30038265 - 10 years ago

    In reply to FloodKicker, #10:

    That's unfortunate... Let's all observe a moment of silence for Igor. ... RIP Igor.

  • tao298

    tao298

    #30038266 - 10 years ago

    Moment destroyed!

  • Cutlasslord

    Cutlasslord

    #30038267 - 10 years ago

    In reply to tao298, #12:

    I fart in your general direction... for the memory of Igor, whom I have never met! You big jerk! :)

  • tao298

    tao298

    #30038268 - 10 years ago

    Retaliation Fart!

  • Cutlasslord

    Cutlasslord

    #30038269 - 10 years ago

    In reply to tao298, #14:

    Don't make me go get some bananas... You'll regret it.

  • tao298

    tao298

    #30038270 - 10 years ago

    In reply to Cutlasslord, #15:

    i got febreeze that will counter your attack

  • Cutlasslord

    Cutlasslord

    #30038271 - 10 years ago

    In reply to tao298, #16:

    *withers up like dragon dying at end of movie* NOOOO!!! Not Febreeze! *banana fart and febreeze mix creating super mutant zombie fart... and everybody dies* bleah...

  • tao298

    tao298

    #30038272 - 10 years ago

    In reply to Cutlasslord, #17:

    Dude, WTF are you on?

  • FloodKicker

    FloodKicker

    #30038273 - 10 years ago

    In reply to tao298, #18:

    Hes on bananas smiley0.gif

  • Cutlasslord

    Cutlasslord

    #30038274 - 10 years ago

    In reply to tao298, #18:

    That was me being extremely bored at work... Tech support really blows on the days when the phone doesn't even ring once. Can't fix stuff if it don't break. I think I have ADD or something.

  • tao298

    tao298

    #30038275 - 10 years ago

    In reply to Cutlasslord, #20:

    no kidding

  • FloodKicker

    FloodKicker

    #30038276 - 10 years ago

    In reply to tao298, #21:

    We should take over the world using porn somehow....

  • tao298

    tao298

    #30038277 - 10 years ago

    In reply to FloodKicker, #22:

    But too many of our henchmen would fall prey to our weapons.

  • Cutlasslord

    Cutlasslord

    #30038278 - 10 years ago

    In reply to tao298, #23:

    Our henchmen would all have to be gay... And we'd have to get *album covers*... But I do like the porno idea. Unfortunately, we'd have to be very diverse in the porn we offer to get everyone caught in our trap... damn That would negate having gay henchmen...

  • tao298

    tao298

    #30038279 - 10 years ago

    we could castrate them