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Funniest Phrases You Heard In ODST

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  • poison_x

    poison_x

    #13193031 - 9 years ago

    Post the funniest phrases you heard in Halo ODST.

    "Bam. Said the Lay-Day." Buck

    Let me man the turret you suck at it.


    So Tell Me Forum, What is the funniest phrase you heard?

  • neener56

    neener56

    #13193036 - 9 years ago

    one time i heard

    "this thread is fucking gay"

  • DEATH_LORD

    DEATH_LORD

    #13193042 - 9 years ago

    Grunt after killing me: He's much easier than the demon!

  • Mike

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    #13193049 - 9 years ago

    "I hope you enjoy my bright blue balls" Grunt killed me.

  • Annihil88tor

    Annihil88tor

    #13193058 - 9 years ago

    I was playing as Sgt Johnson in firefight, and I threw a grenade at a group of grunts and jackals, and he says
    "THIS IS FOR DA CHIEF! Wherever the hell he is..."
    It was pretty funny haha

  • Annihil88tor

    Annihil88tor

    #13193060 - 9 years ago

    "We're in a zoo!"
    "Actually, it's more of a corporate funded entertainment park"

    The second quote is not word for word, but I do believe it is close. I heard this on the Uplift Reserve flashback when you link up with 2nd platoon.

  • vVampireVv

    vVampireVv

    #13193517 - 9 years ago

    Dare: "Yeah! I'd run from me too!"

    (After watching grunts, jackels, and brutes run away)

  • Domos

    Domos

    #13193682 - 9 years ago

    In reply to SCriminal, #7:

    I think that was also said by one of the Aussie marines in one of the other Halo games, although it went along the lines of "That's alright, I'd hide from me too!"

    Anyway, on ONI Alpha Site, Mickey said: "Wow, I just saw my life flash before my eyes...it sucked"

  • MJOLNIRiv117

    MJOLNIRiv117

    #13193702 - 9 years ago

    Grunt as he's throwing a sticky my way, "Suck on this."

  • TooWalrus

    TooWalrus

    #13193886 - 9 years ago

    I just like all the Bible references in this game.

    "Like the good book says: 'Pay-back's a bitch!'"

    "Uh, I don't think it actually says that"

    "I'm paraphrasing, you heathen!"

  • SinnKenobi

    SinnKenobi

    #13194379 - 9 years ago

    Pretty much anything that 800 pound guy says in the audio files made me chuckle. Offering everyone shishkabobs while the world around them crumbles. :D

  • TrueMischief

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    #13194524 - 9 years ago

    There is a lot of Firefly quotes because some of the voice actors are old firefly actors

    Like

    "This is not going to plan goramit"

  • VorpalSaint

    VorpalSaint

    #13194943 - 9 years ago

    Mickey "Head, meet bullet. Bullet, meet head."

  • Kakeru

    Kakeru

    #13195252 - 9 years ago

    Grunt: "I bet I can stick it!"

  • GM_Joel

    GM_Joel

    #13195300 - 9 years ago

    Buck (headshot): "Nice catch, with your face."

  • griffresists

    griffresists

    #13196550 - 9 years ago

    When a friend of mine was playing on xbox live, one of the co-op players shouted, "Fuck!! I should have pre-ordered it!" And my friend and I laughed up a storm because he pre-ordered it. The guy heard us and quit mid game which sucked (kinda). He wasn't very good anyway.

  • FreakFail

    FreakFail

    #13199453 - 9 years ago

    Uhm.. " If you fall for a woman, make sure she got balls." Campaign - buck? i think :)

  • Arhum93

    Arhum93

    #13199594 - 9 years ago

    Johnson: "What? I can't hear you with my bullet in your mouth!"

  • Kakeru

    Kakeru

    #13199686 - 9 years ago

    In reply to FreakFail, #17:

    Is that what he says? I can never hear him during that scene and I keep forgetting to turn on subtitles. I mean, I hear the first part but never the end. It always sounded like he was saying "make sure she's got both." but that doesn't make any more sense than balls.

  • TrueMischief

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    #13201732 - 9 years ago

    Yesterday playing campaign as Buck I died and a grunt started talking about how it planed to "shat in his helmet and piss on ..." That was all I heard before I re-spawned

  • Kakeru

    Kakeru

    #13201839 - 9 years ago

    In reply to FreakFail, #17:

    Yeah so I checked, watched the scene with subtitles on. You're right, that's what he says. XD

  • SMGstring

    SMGstring

    #13201938 - 9 years ago

    Dutch - I'm gonna send you back to planet jackass...jackass.
    Buck - Your momma never loved you and she dresses ya funny.

    Also when a grunt tried to stick me and failed followed by me quickly sticking him on the face I heard "OH THE IRONY!" then he died.

  • swiftelf317

    swiftelf317

    #13201997 - 9 years ago

    In reply to poison_x, #1:

    Kamikaze Grunt-"Lick my two blue sticky balls heretic"

    I died to it cause i was so shocked.

  • blizzofozz89

    blizzofozz89

    #13202410 - 9 years ago

    Buck - Nice catch.... with your face

  • poison_x

    poison_x

    #13204946 - 9 years ago

    Brute: Our food has taken cover. (said this as i was taking cover from a hunter)

    Grunt: Want some candy! (he said that as he throw a plasma gernade at me)


    After he killed me, a grunt said "I shat in his helmet and pissed in his mouth. (rally point)

    Post edited 9/30/09 11:02PM