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Misheard Lyrics You Can't Unhear

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  • DeadParrot

    DeadParrot

    #11246559 - 10 years ago

    You know the story. Post your best misheard lyrics.

    Real lyric:

    "Tied to machines that make me be." (Metallica, "One")

    Heard lyric:

    "Tied to machines that make me pee."

  • Rowen

    Rowen

    #11246570 - 10 years ago

    the ultimate misheard lyric that i knew from so long ago and cannot unhear

    real lyric:

    "the dream police, they come to me in my bed" (Cheap Trick, "Dream Police")

    heard lyric:

    "the dream police, they come to pee in my bed"

  • DeadParrot

    DeadParrot

    #11246578 - 10 years ago

    I'm noticing a pattern here.

  • fnvicky

    fnvicky

    #11246581 - 10 years ago

    real lyric:

    So don't say "These currents are still killing me"
    (Hurricane, by something corporate)


    lyric my bff sang all the time:

    So don't say "this car exhaust is killing me"

  • jeff

    jeff Shorts Forum Mod

    #11246629 - 10 years ago

    if anyone says,

    Real lyric:

    "Da ba dee da ba die" (Eiffel 65, "Blue")

    Heard lyric:

    "If I was green I would die"
    or
    "I'm in need of a guy"

    I will scold you through PM.

  • Rowen

    Rowen

    #11246637 - 10 years ago

    In reply to 13Church, #5:

    OMG I CAN HEAR 'KILL YOURSELF' AND 'WORSHIP SATAN' WHEN I LISTEN TO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN BACKWARDS

    SIX SIX SIX

  • Rowen

    Rowen

    #11246737 - 10 years ago

    also

    real lyric:
    "PA NA MAAA"

    heard lyric:
    "ROUND AND ROUND"

    i am just so confused :(

  • DSchneider

    DSchneider

    #11246762 - 10 years ago

    Real lyric:
    "Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night" (Manfred Mann's Earth Band, "Blinded By the Light")

    Heard lyric:
    "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night"

  • Bryy

    Bryy

    #11246910 - 10 years ago

    I'll go with the obvious:

    "ALSO INTO CATS."

  • RoadBlock

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    #11246952 - 10 years ago

    Real lyrics:
    There's a bad moon on the rise!

    What I hear:
    There's a bathroom on the right.

    Real lyrics:
    Secret AGENT Man!

    What I hear:
    Secret ASIAN Man!

  • CountCaboose

    CountCaboose

    #11247094 - 10 years ago

    Real lyrics: Quanta la mera!

    What I hear: One ton of melons!

  • MarthaMarin

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    #11247353 - 10 years ago

    Real:

    "Big old jet airliner..." (Steve Miller)

    I hear:

    "Pick old Jed at the lineup."

  • CountCaboose

    CountCaboose

    #11247429 - 10 years ago

    In reply to MarthaMarin, #12:

    That song sounds exactly like a ZZ top song.

  • Phagyna

    Phagyna

    #11247793 - 10 years ago

    Song: "Purple Haze" - Jimi Hendrix

    Real:

    "Excuse me while I kiss the sky."

    Heard:

    "Excuse me while I kiss this guy."

  • Becca

    Becca FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Torturer

    #11247963 - 10 years ago



    You're in my dreams, Screech Powers.

  • Negadeth

    Negadeth

    #11249368 - 10 years ago

    BOAT
    RUDDER
    STRANGE
    MOUNTAIN
    STOMP
    UKRAINE
    THIS
    LIME


    I don't even know what the original lyrics are supposed to be!

  • DSchneider

    DSchneider

    #11249460 - 10 years ago

    In reply to Negadeth, #16:

    LAWL

  • DeadParrot

    DeadParrot

    #11249565 - 10 years ago

    In reply to DSchneider, #8:

    "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night"

    this is actually what he says. nothing will ever be able to convince me otherwise.

  • blank

    blank

    #11249889 - 10 years ago

    This thread shall be my shame, for I am the worst at this stuff.

    In reply to Rowen, #7:

    I also screwed this one up, but instead of PA NA MAAA I somehow heard CAN NON BAAAAALL

    In reply to DSchneider, #8:

    Very similar, but instead I heard "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, in the middle of the night."



    And an original.

    Real lyric: Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon (Radiohead, "Everything in it's right place")

    What I heard: Yesterday I woke up in Hollywood

    I have no idea how I fucked that one up so bad. I really don't.

  • Frostitute

    Frostitute

    #11249940 - 10 years ago

    Green Day are atrocious, but boulevard of broken dreams will always make me lol because the lyric
    "Sometimes I wish someone out there would find me"
    Sounds a lot like
    "Sometimes I wish a polar bear would find me"

  • RedSun

    RedSun

    #11250209 - 10 years ago

    Real lyrics:
    Want to put my tender heart in a blender
    Watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion

    I always thought it said "beautiful amphibian"

  • Bey

    Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

    #11250278 - 10 years ago

    Real lyrics: Never meant to make your daughter cry (Ms. Jackson - Outkast)

    Lyrics my friend thought my other friend said: Never meant to make your doctor cry

    Now I'll always think of it as that. :(

  • FinchLynch

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    #11250349 - 10 years ago

    In reply to Becca, #15:

    Um...can I just say...what the hell is that and how I now hate my life even more for seeing that.

  • Rowen

    Rowen

    #11251267 - 10 years ago

    In reply to Negadeth, #16:

    Wargazm will always be my hero for this.

  • Pengune

    Pengune

    #11251587 - 10 years ago

    This is from the Metallica song Fuel.

    Real lyric: Gimme fuel, gimme fire, give me that which I desire

    What I hear: Gimme fuel, gimme fire, give me double Charizard