Forums > Music

Misheard Lyrics You Can't Unhear

Posts (103)

  • JackassIam

    JackassIam

    #11251764 - 10 years ago

    In reply to Negadeth, #16:

    OH OH OH OH! I FOUND IT!

    Pull Harder on the String of your Martyr
    Stop you cry that's a lie
    Flush gasping white reddening
    You smile and destroy it
    It's time that we end this
    It's our curse that make this world so hopeless
    Allowing our king to spread his genocidal wings
    It's our curse that make this world so hopeless
    Allowing our king to spread his genocidal wings
    My hands grip your throat I need your end
    Burned, Stalked, ripped apart - I avenge
    For every life you have taken
    I am here to repay
    You ask me "oh god why?"
    'cause i'm god that's fucking why
    For every life you have taken
    I am here to repay



    That is the full chorus.

    What you heard is actually this though.

    "Pull Harder on the String of your Martyr
    Stop you cry that's a lie"

  • Princess

    Princess

    #11251929 - 10 years ago

    In reply to Negadeth, #16:

    Look up the real lyrics and listen to the song, it serisouly sounds way more like that interpretation.

  • FatallyYours

    FatallyYours

    #11254558 - 10 years ago

    Crap, I screw up lyrics all the time. Now the one time it counts I can't remember any of them.

    Though I do know one about my mom. When she was younger she used to think during the J. Geils Band song Freeze Frame they were saying g-string.

  • bexatron

    bexatron

    #11254670 - 10 years ago

    From Black No.1 by Type O Negative

    Real lyric: You can't go out 'cause your roots are showing

    What I heard: You can't go out 'cause your boobs are showing

    ....mind you, I was probably about 6 or 7 when I first heard that, because my older sister listened to them. And I could not for the life of me figure out why anyone would dye their boobs black, and why that would solve anything. XD

    Post edited 10/08/08 11:50PM

  • DeadParrot

    DeadParrot

    #11254734 - 10 years ago

    In reply to DSchneider, #8:

    Real lyric:
    "Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night" (Manfred Mann's Earth Band, "Blinded By the Light")

    Heard lyric:
    "Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night"

    also, as an interesting note of trivia, bruce springsteen was apparently angry at how much it sounded like they said "douche" in manfred mann's cover of the song.

  • Nina_Z

    Nina_Z

    #11255765 - 10 years ago

    that stupid disturbia song by rihanna or whatever its called. i thought the course said "lets turn it up" but it actually just saying "disturbia". lol and also bruce strinsteen, dancing in the dark "this loves for, even if its just a hand job in the park" instead of "even if its just dancing in the dark."

    on this Australian tv game show called Spicks and Specks, there is a game where the celebrities have to guess what the misheard lyrics are and some of them are crackers.

  • Nina_Z

    Nina_Z

    #11255767 - 10 years ago

    that stupid disturbia song by rihanna or whatever its called. i thought the course said "lets turn it up" but it actually just saying "disturbia". lol and also bruce strinsteen, dancing in the dark "this loves for, even if its just a hand job in the park" instead of "even if its just dancing in the dark."

    on this Australian tv game show called Spicks and Specks, there is a game where the celebrities have to guess what the misheard lyrics are and some of them are crackers.

  • Nina_Z

    Nina_Z

    #11255769 - 10 years ago

    that stupid disturbia song by rihanna or whatever its called. i thought the course said "lets turn it up" but it actually just saying "disturbia". lol and also bruce strinsteen, dancing in the dark "this loves for, even if its just a hand job in the park" instead of "even if its just dancing in the dark."

    on this Australian tv game show called Spicks and Specks, there is a game where the celebrities have to guess what the misheard lyrics are and some of them are crackers.

  • Nina_Z

    Nina_Z

    #11255770 - 10 years ago

    that stupid disturbia song by rihanna or whatever its called. i thought the course said "lets turn it up" but it actually just saying "disturbia". lol and also bruce strinsteen, dancing in the dark "this loves for, even if its just a hand job in the park" instead of "even if its just dancing in the dark."

    on this Australian tv game show called Spicks and Specks, there is a game where the celebrities have to guess what the misheard lyrics are and some of them are crackers.

  • Nina_Z

    Nina_Z

    #11255771 - 10 years ago

    that stupid disturbia song by rihanna or whatever its called. i thought the course said "lets turn it up" but it actually just saying "disturbia". lol and also bruce strinsteen, dancing in the dark "this loves for, even if its just a hand job in the park" instead of "even if its just dancing in the dark."

  • Nina_Z

    Nina_Z

    #11255774 - 10 years ago

    that stupid disturbia song by rihanna or whatever its called. i thought the course said "lets turn it up" but it actually just saying "disturbia". lol and also bruce strinsteen, dancing in the dark "this loves for, even if its just a hand job in the park" instead of "even if its just dancing in the dark."

  • Nina_Z

    Nina_Z

    #11255777 - 10 years ago

    that stupid disturbia song by rihanna or whatever its called. i thought the course said "lets turn it up" but it actually just saying "disturbia". lol and also bruce strinsteen, dancing in the dark "this loves for, even if its just a hand job in the park" instead of "even if its just dancing in the dark."

    on this Australian tv game show called Spicks and Specks, there is a game where the celebrities have to guess what the misheard lyrics are and some of them are crackers.

  • Nina_Z

    Nina_Z

    #11255779 - 10 years ago

    that stupid disturbia song by rihanna or whatever its called. i thought the course said "lets turn it up" but it actually just saying "disturbia". lol and also bruce strinsteen, dancing in the dark "this loves for, even if its just a hand job in the park" instead of "even if its just dancing in the dark."

    on this Australian tv game show called Spicks and Specks, there is a game where the celebrities have to guess what the misheard lyrics are and some of them are crackers.

  • Nina_Z

    Nina_Z

    #11255780 - 10 years ago

    that stupid disturbia song by rihanna or whatever its called. i thought the course said "lets turn it up" but it actually just saying "disturbia". lol and also bruce strinsteen, dancing in the dark "this loves for, even if its just a hand job in the park" instead of "even if its just dancing in the dark."

    on this Australian tv game show called Spicks and Specks, there is a game where the celebrities have to guess what the misheard lyrics are and some of them are crackers.

  • Rowen

    Rowen

    #11255791 - 10 years ago

    i think you should've posted that again

  • Salohcin

    Salohcin

    #11257650 - 10 years ago

    "Tiny Dancer" - Elton John

    Real:
    Count the headlights on the highway

    Hear:
    Count the head lice on the highway

  • Rowen

    Rowen

    #11258125 - 10 years ago

    Gojira - "Global Warming"

    Real:
    We can see our children growing.

    What I heard:
    We can see your children drowning.

  • Negadeth

    Negadeth

    #11258900 - 10 years ago

    In reply to Rowen, #42:

    I'm actually surprised that it's not the misheard lyric.

  • CountCaboose

    CountCaboose

    #11262119 - 10 years ago

    Real: Hang on sloopy sloopy hang on

    Heard: Hey ho stupid stupid hang oh.

    Elton John-" Benny and the jets" (All the lyrics are misheard. I'll just post one)

    Real: A mohair suit

    Heard: I'm on her soon.

    Post edited 10/09/08 8:15PM

  • Vlad

    Vlad

    #11263164 - 10 years ago

    In reply to Salohcin, #41:

    I've always heard "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"

  • Vlad

    Vlad

    #11263442 - 10 years ago

    In reply to Alsace, #46:

    Phoebe?

  • Salohcin

    Salohcin

    #11264042 - 10 years ago

    Here is a good one that I found in my search for the actually lyrics before I remembered I have the CD with the booklet that has the lyrics (go figure)
    Static-X - "The Only" (it is a vid with lyrics and they are correct , at least in the part that I am writing which occurs at about 0:56)

    Actual Lyrics:
    Identity, fantasy, heresy, killing me, lower than lower, before this thing to feed

    Heard Lyrics (by others):
    Identity, fantasy, heresy, killing me, lower than lower, before this thing's got me
    and my personal favorite
    Identity, fantasy, heresy, killing me, lower than lower, before this faintathy

    What the hell is a Faintathy?

  • Becca

    Becca FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Torturer

    #11264579 - 10 years ago

    In reply to FinchLynch, #23:

    I think Stephin Merritt wanted to fuck that guy. He was also in the video for With Whom To Dance (http://new.music.yahoo.com/videos/TheMagneticFields/With-Whom-To-Dance--2144338) and on the cover of Get Lost:

    getlost_large.jpg

    I have to admit, he is classically beautiful.

    I don't know what's up with the boobs, though. It was 1992. Shit was crazy!

  • FatallyYours

    FatallyYours

    #11268440 - 10 years ago

    everybody has probably seen this but just thought I would put it out there just in case

  • CountCaboose

    CountCaboose

    #11268476 - 10 years ago

    Lyrics: No one knows what it's like to be the bad man...

    Heard: BAWWWWWWW