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Misheard Lyrics You Can't Unhear

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  • jjthejet

    jjthejet

    #11269240 - 10 years ago

    the favorite one of mine is when ever i think of Dance Dance by Fall Out Boy

    Real Lyric:
    Dand Dance

    Heard Lyric
    Tits Tits

    and it makes me giggle like the little immature boy i am

  • FatallyYours

    FatallyYours

    #11269895 - 10 years ago

    I got one!

    All American Rejects - Move Along

    "move along" sounds like "mow the lawn"

  • Frostitute

    Frostitute

    #11270664 - 10 years ago

    In reply to Frank_West, #55:

    imo Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep is funnier.

  • Point

    Point

    #11274915 - 10 years ago

    Basically, go on FUSE and watch their version of 'Dance Dance'

    it's alll ike

    Dance Dads!

    something or other.

  • domovye

    domovye

    #11276438 - 10 years ago

    Polaris - Hey Sandy

    Real lyric - "Would you settle to shoot me?"

    Misheard - "Will you sell me a shroom babe?"

  • Nina_Z

    Nina_Z

    #11277869 - 10 years ago

    oh shit. i posted that and my computer posted it 10000 times. hopefully that doesn't happen with all my posts. here it goes

  • CountCaboose

    CountCaboose

    #11279695 - 10 years ago

    Real lyrics: Meditate in my direction

    Heard: Meditate, my ere... Well, it's obvious what I heard.

    Post edited 10/11/08 8:55PM

  • Chimpy

    Chimpy

    #11286019 - 10 years ago

    Real Lyric:

    "Play that Funky Music, White boy." (Wild Cherry, "Play that Funky Music")

    Heard lyric:

    "Play that funking music, white boy."


    This was like when I was ten... I heard it in Dennis the Menace...

  • CountCaboose

    CountCaboose

    #11286032 - 10 years ago

    Real lyric: Jive talkin', you were a disguise

    Heard: Jive talkin, you wear out his @$$.

  • SimplySquee

    SimplySquee

    #11290356 - 10 years ago

    real lyric: PA NA MAAA

    heard lyric: AN I MAAAL

  • jeff

    jeff Shorts Forum Mod

    #11290404 - 10 years ago

    In reply to SimplySquee, #64:

    or

    heard lyric: CANN ON BAAALL

  • CountCaboose

    CountCaboose

    #11331889 - 10 years ago

    Real Lyric: Angel is the centerfold

    Heard: Angel in the cellphone

  • Bey

    Bey FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold wut is a hallo

    #11332442 - 10 years ago

    Real: As logic stands, you couldn't meet a man that's from the future.

    Heard: As logic stands, you couldn't eat a man that's from the future.

    Both are true, but I like mine better. :(

  • somedrumdude

    somedrumdude

    #11332966 - 10 years ago

    Original:

    Back up ya'll, it ain't me, Kentucky Fried Chicken is all I see

    The way my friend always sang it

    Back up ya'll, it ain't me, Kentucky Fried Chicken is KFC

  • ergosphere

    ergosphere

    #11338730 - 10 years ago

    Slipknot - Before I Forget

    Real - "I will remember before I forget"

    Heard - "I was a mammal before I forget"

    To be fair...Guitar Hero distracted me

  • KayVee91

    KayVee91 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

    #11342595 - 10 years ago

    Dammit - Blink 182

    Real - 'Well i guess this is growing up'

    What the drummer in my band always thought it was 'Well i guess sissy's growing up'

    Silly boy

  • HeavyMuffins

    HeavyMuffins

    #11356006 - 10 years ago

    In reply to DSchneider, #8:

    "Reved up like a douche, another boner in the night"


    I hear that too, i don't know why but i just do.


    Real Lyric
    "Take from the tomb, rip the page..."

    I Hear
    "Take from the tomb, Rob the grave!"

    IT's just annoying how i can't ever get myself to say it right.

  • AlexLaro

    AlexLaro

    #11362312 - 10 years ago

    for years i kept saying

    "The salad bar has yams" Trapt - Headstrong
    actually s
    " Inside of our heads, yeah "

    Post edited 10/20/08 1:01PM

  • Alrin

    Alrin

    #11392676 - 10 years ago

    From Björk's "Big Time Sensuality."

    Real:
    I can sense it.
    Something important is about to happen.
    It's coming up

    Misheard:
    I can sense it.
    Something impotent is about to happen.
    It's coming up.

    As you can imagine, I was always a little confused.

    And, from the same track...

    Real:
    We just met.
    And I know I'm a bit too imtimate.
    But something huge is coming up.

    Misheard:
    We just met.
    And I know I'm a bit too impotent.
    But something huge is coming up.

    Yup, still confused.

    Sad thing is, even knowing the lyrics I still can't shake that misquote. It's too deeply ingrained from too many years of singing it wrong.

  • MrFawkes

    MrFawkes

    #11393278 - 10 years ago

    Not mine, but a friend, Love Generation by Bob Sinclar,
    Real Lyrics: "Feel The Love Generation"
    He Heard: "Feel the Love, Little Asian"

  • FatallyYours

    FatallyYours

    #11394045 - 10 years ago

    I just found out the other day that the Soundgarden song is Spoonman. Now that I know what it is I can't remember what I thought it was at all though. Thanks Rock Band 2.

  • exitnine

    exitnine

    #11419216 - 10 years ago

    Not mine, but awesome anyhow

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU

  • CountCaboose

    CountCaboose

    #11419299 - 10 years ago

    Real lyrics: In the darkest night, rising like a spire. In the burning heart, the unmistakeable fire.

    Heard lyric: In the darkest night, rising like a spider. In the burning heart, your mistake filled with fire.

  • exitnine

    exitnine

    #11428493 - 10 years ago



    I heard: Big Ol' Jed and Elijah

    They sing: Big ol' jet airliner



    I found this one funny

    Friend sings: My anus is the center hole
    Actual lyrics: My angel is a Centerfold

  • Donut7

    Donut7

    #11442672 - 10 years ago

    Megadeth - Sweating Bullets

    Heard: Sweating Balls

    Actual: Sweating Bullets

    Its only at one point in the song at like 2:05 into the song the rest of the time it sounds like sweating bullets to me