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  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30463950 - 9 years ago

    No worries.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30463951 - 9 years ago

    Ah, fuck...

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30463952 - 9 years ago

    It's like someone stopping an inch from puching you in the face, only to shoot you in the leg instead, isn't it?

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30463953 - 9 years ago

    Nah, that's no fun. It's like someone going for said face punch, but stopping to tear your bollocks off and use them as novelty ear rings.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30463954 - 9 years ago

    *twists face in imagination of agony*

    Gagh, remind me to never visit Kent. With friends like these, who needs Philipino hookers enemies?

    Got that off Stick Figures on Crack.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30463955 - 9 years ago

    Sure you're not the one on crack?

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30463956 - 9 years ago

    He already admitted that. Fucking stoner

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30463957 - 9 years ago

    And that is just a close combat unarmed move. Fuck it, I'll just use a knife. Simpler, and you don't have to touch another guys nuts. Gay.

    But tearing off parts of the anatomy is just a friendly greeting down this way. If we want to kill you, we have much more inventive and painful means. You should see bar fights in this region. The women are often the more vindictive, the go for the soft areas and use lots of rings to add to their punches. Lovely ain't it.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30463958 - 9 years ago

    What? "Don't mind the knife I just stuck in your neck. It's just how I say hello."?

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30463959 - 9 years ago

    Exactly. Knife them first before they can knife you, that's the way. Even more important when dealing with chavs.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30463960 - 9 years ago

    I'm not fucking stoned anymore, and I was never on crack.

    When in doubt against chavs, slit their bastard throats.

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30463961 - 9 years ago

    With a cheese wire strung across the road.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30463962 - 9 years ago

    Well, that's true enough.

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30463963 - 9 years ago

    Not as fun though.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30463964 - 9 years ago

    How about with a barbed wire strung across the road? More effective and funnier to watch.

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30463965 - 9 years ago

    Slightly. Cheese wire cuts and slices though. Barbed wire just impales and tears..

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30463966 - 9 years ago

    So? More pain for the scum of this island (or one of the groups of scum, anyway).

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30463967 - 9 years ago

    All of the scum?

    You can include Notoriously Nazi Nick Griffin and Noel Edmonds, then.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30463968 - 9 years ago

    "All" is collective, ma wean.

    And Jonathan Ross.

    Oh! Here we go again.

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30463969 - 9 years ago

    Lucasarts, all of them. BASTARDS!!!! Mando's a society of pacifists? The fuck? The holy fucking fuck? Gah! I will kill you George Lucas and all your vile spawn! I'll slowly roast you over a fire and cut pieces off and rub acid in the open wounds! I'll stake you out over an anthill! You mindless motherfucker!

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30463970 - 9 years ago

    I take it you're not a pacifist then?

    I've suspected as much for a good few months now...

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30463971 - 9 years ago

    I thought the fact I said I'm a soldier and an infantryman at that gave that away?

    Pacifists should be removed from the gene pool for sheer fucking stupidity.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30463972 - 9 years ago

    They usually are, on account of not fighting back...

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30463973 - 9 years ago

    Exactly.

    A man with a gun always beats someone who thinks guns should not exist.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30463974 - 9 years ago

    Don't understand vegitarianism, either...