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You know you've played too much RC when

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  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30461357 - 9 years ago

    I'm stuggling to find another neutral topic here.

    So you know you've played too much Republic Commando when...

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30461358 - 9 years ago

    you start raping terrorists with your fist thinking there is a knife attached.


    Hmm perhaps I should have drunk less down the JRC tonight....

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30461359 - 9 years ago

    Join the fucking club. I went into the Millpond for a quick drink with Jack and came out with 7 pints and 5 smokes in my belly.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30461360 - 9 years ago

    When you think pigeons are Geonosians. Then shoot them.

    "There's good eating on one of them, you know."

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30461361 - 9 years ago

    Said that, mate.

    When you scream when you see an iguana, thinking it's a Trando.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30461362 - 9 years ago

    Said that too, mate.

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30461363 - 9 years ago

    When you think a large toy bear can pull your arms out of your sockets.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30461364 - 9 years ago

    Originality! How quaint...

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30461365 - 9 years ago

    I do my best, old fruit.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30461366 - 9 years ago

    When you have nightmares about Mr. Buttons roaring at you and brandishing a bowcaster.

    I have no originality, whatsoever.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30461367 - 9 years ago

    So's your face.

    Neither do I.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30461368 - 9 years ago

    I noticed, as soon as you said the dreaded f ace word.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30461369 - 9 years ago

    Slightly better than a "mom" joke, to be fair.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30461370 - 9 years ago

    Or "your sister"

    I'll give you that.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30461371 - 9 years ago

    Oh? "Your sister" now is it?

    They've really flipped it. Really clever, that.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30461372 - 9 years ago

    What's strangest of all is some twat tried to insult me by saying "Your sister's your mother."

    How does that work? My sister's younger than me...

    or so I've been told

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30461373 - 9 years ago

    There has been something of a degeneration in imaginative abuse over the years.

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30461374 - 9 years ago

    Chavs, what can we say?

    About from 'fucking die you chav cunt', of course.

    Or 'Say hi to Jesus for me and tell him he needs to get himself a pair of trousers for once.'

    or the classic 'You've just been [insert name/nick name/expletive]'


    That make you feel better wind waste?

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30461375 - 9 years ago

    You waste of carbon.

    Why would a chav meet Jresus (unless he saw it in his diluted crack dreams)?

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30461376 - 9 years ago

    Fuck. It said Jresus.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30461377 - 9 years ago

    That was probably his name. The bible has been translated a good few times.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30461378 - 9 years ago

    Fucking monks.

    Translated a good few times, you say? Some by Scousers, or scrotes from Preston...

    And that's just Britain.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30461379 - 9 years ago

    No one can translate something into Scouse because Scouse is incomprehensible to anyone but a Scouser.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30461380 - 9 years ago

    True, right enough.

    Wait, what?! Scousers can comprehend anything? At all?


    They have more communication skills than I thought. I always put them three steps below monkeys on the evolutionary ladder and they're stil there. I don't break that easily. But anyway...

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30461381 - 9 years ago

    I should probably stop slagging them off because my dad's a Scouser...

    He hated Liverpool, though. Always used to say the Mersey was the only river in the world where people broke their ankles jumping into it in a suicide attempt.

    And the Mersey jokes keep on coming...