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Scorch and Sev's 101 Rules of Commandos

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  • grif99

    grif99

    #30674432 - 9 years ago

    We're going to start from #1 to #101. If you're on one that is mentioned in the game, well use it. If there is no rule for that number, make something up. PLEASE MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. And only one rule per post. Note: when it's done, feel free to publish this as a rulebook. Ok i'll start...

    Rule #1: Kill 'em before they kill you.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30674433 - 9 years ago

    Rule #2 Never say no to rations.

    Let's get all the crappy ones out of the way while we can...

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30674434 - 9 years ago

    Rule 3:

    Bullshit in endemic.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30674435 - 9 years ago

    Rule #4 If it's not nailed down, it's mine. If it is nailed down, the nails are mine too.

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30674436 - 9 years ago

    Rule 5:
    There is no such thing as supply

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30674437 - 9 years ago

    Rule #6 The fact that intel is called inteligence doesn't mean a thing.

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30674438 - 9 years ago

    Strangely enough that is very close to comments I've heard in the past. For the int corps. Intelligence is a title not a requirement.

    Rule 7:
    If it looks dangerous it probably is.

    Rule 8:
    If it doesn't look dangerous it probably is.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30674439 - 9 years ago

    Rule 9: If it looks like a Trandoshan it probably is.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30674440 - 9 years ago

    Rule #10: Cover is your best friend.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30674441 - 9 years ago

    Rule 11: Weapons are never as effective when used against their makers.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30674442 - 9 years ago

    Rule #12: Pull pin first, then throw grenade.

    Rule #13: Point gun away from self while shooting.

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30674443 - 9 years ago

    Rule 14:

    Never forget the detonating sequence. Red Green Red.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30674444 - 9 years ago

    In reply to paddymcgee, #11:

    Pin? This is Star Wars...

    Rule 15: Up-close-and-personal, hello-you're-dead.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30674445 - 9 years ago

    In reply to grif99, #13:

    True enough.

    Rule #16: Always shoot for the convienient weak spot.

    Rule #17: Always make sure they're dead.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30674446 - 9 years ago

    Rule 18: Using drugs or getting bladdered before a mission is not recommended.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30674447 - 9 years ago

    Rule #19: Using drugs or getting bladdered during a mission is not recommended.

    Rule #20: Using drugs or getting bladdered during an engagement with the enemy is also not recommended.

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30674448 - 9 years ago

    Rule 21:

    Never trust someone who says 'trust me'

    Rule 22:

    Never follow a wannabe hero, they'll just get you killed.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30674449 - 9 years ago

    Rule 23: Never pull sentry duty on an empty stomach. (canon)

    Rule 24: Jedi = bad.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30674450 - 9 years ago

    Rule #25: Aim, then shoot.

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30674451 - 9 years ago

    Rule 26:

    Lizards are always ugly

    Rule 27:

    Beware of angry wookies.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30674452 - 9 years ago

    Rule 28: Beware of angry people called Sev.

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30674453 - 9 years ago

    Rule 29:

    The Republic hates you

    Rule 30:

    The Republic doesn't care

    Rule 31:

    When the chance presents itself, destroy the republic.

    Rule 32:

    Make sure you kill the jedi first.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30674454 - 9 years ago

    Rule 33: Age-old recipe to defeat any enemy: first, pull trigger. Second, repeat ad nauseam.

  • Shotgunchief

    Shotgunchief

    #30674455 - 9 years ago

    Wow, I completely missed this thread.

    Rule 34: Don't forget to press the button.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30674456 - 9 years ago

    Ah, good. It's just been me, snipereye and grif so far...

    Rule #35: If you don't get caught, it's not illegal.

    Rule #36: Screw headshots. Aim for the nuts.
    (lowbrow, but the first thing that I thought of, so meh)

    Rule #37: Insert knife A into enemy's neck B.

    Rule #38: If you can't laugh, you never should have joined.

    Rule # 39: Never say no to bacta.