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  • Don113

    Don113

    #30316792 - 7 years ago

    In reply to SniperEye, #300:

    I object on the grounds that I wish to stab you with a fork.

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30316793 - 7 years ago

    Many men have tried.

    They all happen to be spending eternity suspended over a volcano...

  • Shotgunchief

    Shotgunchief

    #30316794 - 7 years ago

    That sounds like a pretty shitty existence.

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30316795 - 7 years ago

    In reply to Shotgunchief, #303:

    Sounds like a pretty short existence.

    In reply to SniperEye, #302:

    What do you suspend them over if they go at you with a knife? Does a spork call for harsher or more lenient consequences?

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30316796 - 7 years ago

    Sporks incur the punishment of a thousand ration packs. Most only make it to two hundred before they die. And if you've ever eaten an army ration pack you'll know why. (not MREs apparently that stuff is good.)

  • paddymcgee

    paddymcgee

    #30316797 - 7 years ago

    And if they attack you with a banana?

  • Don113

    Don113

    #30316798 - 7 years ago

    In reply to SniperEye, #305:

    The snacks in our MREs are good: M&M's, chocolate peanut butter, marble pound cake, etc. The MREs themselves are in a taste range from kind-of-edible to pain-and-suffering-in-food-form.

  • SniperEye

    SniperEye

    #30316799 - 7 years ago

    In reply to paddymcgee, #306:

    I unleash the tiger.

    In reply to Don113, #307:

    Remind me to send you some of our ration packs some time. Each one is a slice of hell.

    However, the latest ones are improving. Most of the breakfasts are good now. Some of the meals are ok, but they are kind of overdosed on nuts these days.

  • grif99

    grif99

    #30316800 - 7 years ago

    I wonder if the Italian army has a 9 course ration every day that lasts for 12 hours, it would explain why they're always up for a fight until it actually starts.

  • PSYCHOsev

    PSYCHOsev

    #30316801 - 7 years ago

    My name is Bret I am a huge fan of sev I have been following the game and the book from day one . oh and I regect the revisions that lucas has made to the cannon but tha should go without saying

  • Shotgunchief

    Shotgunchief

    #30316802 - 7 years ago

    In reply to PSYCHOsev, #310:

    Welcome to the group! By the way, totally jelly of your avatar, that is extremely badass.

  • PSYCHOsev

    PSYCHOsev

    #30316803 - 7 years ago

    In reply to Shotgunchief, #311:

    thank got to meet the guy at steel citycon he was from the 501st