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Texas Keeping Stem Cells

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  • sherwood784

    sherwood784

    #14164700 - 8 years ago

    In today's podcast, was i the only one thinking that Texas was just preparing those samples for the Spartan Program? If only Jesse Ventura was here to help us.

  • IdleByzan

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    #14164839 - 8 years ago

    Now thats just crazy.

    Texas is obviously creating a secret clone army to take over South America, the simple answers are usually the correct ones guys.

  • Quatters

    Quatters

    #14165135 - 8 years ago

    In reply to IdleByzan, #2:

    So it can become a narco state and then become a republic, enslaving Mexico?

    The twist? They did 9/11, from the future.

  • sherwood784

    sherwood784

    #14165450 - 8 years ago

    In reply to Quatters, #3:

    bigger twist, 9/11 was them preventing something worse *tips shades* ya' know

  • Quatters

    Quatters

    #14165531 - 8 years ago

    Texas is obviously creating a secret clone army to take over South America, so it can become a narco state and break away from the US, enslaving Mexico. The twist? They did 9/11, from the future.

    The second twist? 9/11 was them preventing a muslim nuclear zombie porn fetish holocaust.

    The hero, played by Bradley Cooper, is a zeppelin rocket fishermen from Canada, who must find and kill Obama in 1992 so that McCain wins.


    Look for this in cinemas 2013. I'm going to start work on the script immediately.

  • sherwood784

    sherwood784

    #14166437 - 8 years ago

    In reply to Quatters, #5:

    if we live past 2012... dum dum dum dum

  • DaCuban

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    #14166470 - 8 years ago

    In reply to sherwood784, #6:

    A hoax, so we'd all forget we were in an elaborate purgatory brought on by the end of the world in 1999.

  • sherwood784

    sherwood784

    #14167083 - 8 years ago

    In reply to DaCuban, #7:

    hahaha what a sheep! everyone knows that the world didn't end in 1999. that was thousands of years ago, it's really 5207 B.C. (Bill Cosby)

  • Aeshir_

    Aeshir_

    #14167281 - 8 years ago

    In reply to sherwood784, #8:

    Bill Cosby you say...

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfAUmGQyjD8

  • DaCuban

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    #14167940 - 8 years ago

    In reply to sherwood784, #8:

    Shh.... thats a cover up....