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  • ToolPackinMa

    ToolPackinMa

    #384104 - 14 years ago

    Got a puzzling question about love, life, string theory and universal constants? Ask this savvy old dame: I may have an answer for you. :)

  • Kamikaze

    Kamikaze

    #384110 - 14 years ago

    OK:

    WHY DID YOU MAKE SUCH A FUCKING STUPID EGOTISTICAL THREAD THAT COULD EASILY HAVE GONE IN YOUR JOURNAL?

  • WytLewduh

    WytLewduh

    #384113 - 14 years ago

    In reply to Kamikaze, #2:

    HOW ABOUT IT DOESN'T EVEN NEED TO BE IN EITHER PLACE BECAUSE THIS IS SO FUCKING RETARDED THAT IS SHOULD NOT BE ANYWHERE ON THESE GREAT INTERNETS HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG RESPONSE AND I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS NOT TL';DR OH GOD I'M GONNA ORGASM AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A-------------------------------------------------UGH!

  • Sir_KilIalot

    Sir_KilIalot

    #384114 - 14 years ago

    In reply to ToolPackinMa, #1:

    I GOT ONE!

    WHO THE FUCK IS AUNTIE LAURA ANYHTING?

    And why the fuck is your last name ANYTHING?!

    Just does not make sense!

  • Kamikaze

    Kamikaze

    #384115 - 14 years ago

    In reply to WytLewduh, #3:

    tl;dr

  • mojomasta

    mojomasta

    #384118 - 14 years ago

    for fucks sake you fucking idiots shut the fuck up and respect people with more wisdom then you probably will ever have.

    That said.

    How the hell do I find the fucking gspot

  • WytLewduh

    WytLewduh

    #384121 - 14 years ago

    In reply to mojomasta, #6:

    ...it's just a myth, shut up.

  • Raxinox

    Raxinox

    #384122 - 14 years ago

    In reply to mojomasta, #6:

    EARNEST GRAFENBURG IS MY HERO! HE IS THE MAN THAT FOUND THE GSPOT! *praises his name*

  • ToolPackinMa

    ToolPackinMa

    #384123 - 14 years ago

    In reply to Kamikaze, #2:

    Ah! A question! Well done.

    Here is your answer:

    You are going to have lots of fun deploring such harmless things. The basement is full of threads like this one. And you're going to have many freinds, because the world is full of pointlessly furious assholes like you.

    Fortune cookie say, you'll die young of an anger-related incident.

  • WytLewduh

    WytLewduh

    #384125 - 14 years ago

    In reply to ToolPackinMa, #9:

    Wrong...he'll die from masturbating too hard from my hot sexae body.

  • Sir_KilIalot

    Sir_KilIalot

    #384130 - 14 years ago

    In reply to WytLewduh, #10:

    but he promised me we would die having bettshex together!

  • zippa

    zippa

    #384131 - 14 years ago

    In reply to ToolPackinMa, #9:

    Fortune cookies lie

  • WytLewduh

    WytLewduh

    #384133 - 14 years ago

    In reply to Sir_KilIalot, #11:

    He lied to you...

    -Auntie Laura Anything

  • Sir_KilIalot

    Sir_KilIalot

    #384137 - 14 years ago

    In reply to WytLewduh, #13:

    ILL KILL YOU!

  • ToolPackinMa

    ToolPackinMa

    #384138 - 14 years ago

    In reply to mojomasta, #6:

    for fucks sake you fucking idiots shut the fuck up and respect people with more wisdom then you probably will ever have.


    Thank you very much. Auntie Laura likes you.

    That said.

    How the hell do I find the fucking gspot


    Ah! A GOOD question. Well done.

    Here is your answer:

    The "G-Spot" is located in sort of the same area in a woman's vagina as the prostate is in a man's ass. It's not as important of an erogenous area as the clitorus is. You'll be better off learning about the clitorus: 2/3 of all women that participated in Shere Hite's sex survey said that they can't orgasm at all without direct clitoral stimulation.

  • zippa

    zippa

    #384142 - 14 years ago

    In reply to ToolPackinMa, #15:

    Must you refer to yourself in the third person... it is rather annoying

  • WytLewduh

    WytLewduh

    #384143 - 14 years ago

    In reply to ToolPackinMa, #15:

    In other words...take a hammer...and slam it right into the clit.

  • mojomasta

    mojomasta

    #384144 - 14 years ago

    In reply to ToolPackinMa, #15:

    yeah but i just checked and my prostate goes all the way down, well not all the way down, but i can feel it all the way i can fit my finger, the gspot is like, smaller then a square inch I hear.

    and clitoral stimulation isnt my problem :( i cant hit that gspot with my small penis but i want to at least hit that with my fingers and or whatever toys are at my disposal

  • ToolPackinMa

    ToolPackinMa

    #384150 - 14 years ago

    In reply to zippa, #16:

    In reply to ToolPackinMa, #15:

    Must you refer to yourself in the third person... it is rather annoying


    In this setting, yes I must, because it's the nature of the format.

  • WytLewduh

    WytLewduh

    #384151 - 14 years ago

    In reply to ToolPackinMa, #19:

    Brandon Stroede just slammed you from behind.

  • ToolPackinMa

    ToolPackinMa

    #384153 - 14 years ago

    In reply to mojomasta, #18:

    In reply to ToolPackinMa, #15:

    yeah but i just checked and my prostate goes all the way down, well not all the way down, but i can feel it all the way i can fit my finger, the gspot is like, smaller then a square inch I hear.

    and clitoral stimulation isnt my problem :( i cant hit that gspot with my small penis but i want to at least hit that with my fingers and or whatever toys are at my disposal


    I'm sorry, Auntie Laura can't respond further unless you pose your remarks in the form of a question.

  • WytLewduh

    WytLewduh

    #384154 - 14 years ago

    In reply to ToolPackinMa, #21:

    THIS THREAD IS NOW

    ASK ALEX TREBEK ANYTHING

  • KillGreys

    KillGreys

    #384155 - 14 years ago

    In reply to mojomasta, #6:

    You should just have asked me..

    The "G-spot" is a about 1 to 2 inches inside the vagina towards the front of the woman. It is a raised spongy mass. It can cause a woman to get the feeling of needing to pee but which is really her body wanting to ejaculate (what many refer to as squirting which I have cause a girlfriend of mine to do before). Many women can orgasm with just G-spot stimulation alone while other need their Clitoris stimulated also..

    gspot.jpg

  • mojomasta

    mojomasta

    #384156 - 14 years ago

    In reply to ToolPackinMa, #21:

    yeah but i just checked and my prostate goes all the way down, well not all the way down, but i can feel it all the way i can fit my finger, the gspot is like, smaller then a square inch I hear.

    and clitoral stimulation isnt my problem :( i cant hit that gspot with my small penis but i want to at least hit that with my fingers and or whatever toys are at my disposal

    now that i put fingers inside of me and found the prostate can you tell me where the gspot really is?

  • zippa

    zippa

    #384166 - 14 years ago

    In reply to KillGreys, #23:

    So I think this means Auntie Laura was wrong...