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Impossible things to sell

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  • darksideyoda

    darksideyoda

    #4059877 - 13 years ago

    This thread is for posting 5 things that would be impossible to sell like "used condoms" , or "leg hair."
    something totally nasty, or something no one would ever want to buy in their right mind.

    I say:
    1. Used Condoms
    2. Leg Hair
    3. 100 year old egg
    4. 100 year old toast
    5. a fart

  • Chilly_willy

    Chilly_willy

    #4059897 - 13 years ago

    pubic hair could be hard I guess.

  • OTI

    OTI

    #4059988 - 13 years ago

    Hmm.

    My mom. Dx
    Nothatwasstupid.

    It would be very very hard to sell a picture that you stole off of a website that everyone knows about for a very high amount of money.

    Trust me, I have tryed it. Dx

    P.S Don't check ebay for "Stolen art" its not mine.

  • sc8pes

    sc8pes

    #4060068 - 13 years ago

    pet rock............ow wait they alredy did that

  • MrCrow

    MrCrow

    #4060070 - 13 years ago

    In reply to darksideyoda, #1:

    the 100 yr egg and toast has actualy been sold on ebay

  • darksideyoda

    darksideyoda

    #4060220 - 13 years ago

    holy cow! I would've never guessed... I guess Ebay does sell almost everything

  • donut15

    donut15

    #4060551 - 13 years ago

    In reply to darksideyoda, #1:

    Well that depends on whose fart it is.

  • NeutralMilk

    NeutralMilk

    #4060855 - 13 years ago

    In this day in age?

    Legitimate Music CDs
    Non-Internet Porn
    Enron Stock

  • dyereve01

    dyereve01

    #4062254 - 13 years ago

    my soul. i've tried

  • careless223

    careless223

    #4062286 - 13 years ago

    -used gum.
    -air.
    -invisible tape.
    -your happy rag, the one you use to clean up after you have pleasured yourself.
    -a Chuck Norris round house to the head.

  • Spc_Anderson

    Spc_Anderson

    #4062471 - 13 years ago

    A trip to Iraq
    negative mods
    Torture... wait... your SICK smiley7.gif

  • Fats_McClure

    Fats_McClure

    #4064698 - 13 years ago

    I would be suprised if someone managed to sell,

    Anus juice.
    the nasty stuff that gets in the sink.
    a coat made out of human skin.

  • wonderlad

    wonderlad

    #4064892 - 13 years ago

    i could sell them...the trick to say its famous anus juice nasty stuff from a famous sink and a coat of skin that first was made with famous skin and then an other famous person owned it. u need to lie just abit lol

  • SickTwisted

    SickTwisted

    #4065255 - 13 years ago

    A cockroach farm
    Head lice eggs
    Journey Quest game for Atari 2600
    Betty White’s book on how to give better blowjobs
    The “Golden Girls†to hot for tv porn collection
    O.J. Simpson’s “Frogman†series
    Jim Jones book on how to make kool aid
    Saddam Hussein’s book “ten easy steps to world dominationâ€Â
    David Koresh’s book “how to make your home safe from fireâ€Â
    Another movie based on Rambo
    Steven Hawkins’s “dance like me†instructional video
    Horseback riding lessons from Christopher Reeve
    George Bush Jr’s book “how to speak professionallyâ€Â
    Jeffery Dahmer’s Meat Sauce

  • KillGreys

    KillGreys

    #4065336 - 13 years ago

    In reply to Fats_McClure, #12:

    I'd buy the coat...

  • just_jack

    just_jack

    #4065558 - 13 years ago

    I say the hardest thing to sell would be a severed penis....... but some perv would buy it. I know it.

  • Seedless

    Seedless

    #4065615 - 13 years ago

    In reply to just_jack, #16:

    Napoleons penis (one of the three in circulation) is worth quite a bit.



    I would say belly button lint, that would be tough to sell.

  • Sheldwyn

    Sheldwyn

    #4065643 - 13 years ago

    used tampon?

  • krazykilla93

    krazykilla93

    #4068496 - 13 years ago

    my list is as follows.
    punctured woopie cushion
    that piece of carpet with the puke stain on it
    an empty bottle of lays stax
    and those tickets i won at the bowling alley 2 months ago.
    i actualy have all of these in my room.