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How To Fart And Not Get Caught

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  • darksideyoda

    darksideyoda

    #4093233 - 13 years ago

    This thread is for everyone who thinks they got a perfect plan to get away with farting.
    Tell me your idea and why it would work.
    *Basement topic so I don't care what you put*

  • Ledundeadv66

    Ledundeadv66

    #4093293 - 13 years ago

    Blame it on 9/11. That works for me.
    Why did you just fart?
    9/11.
    Ohhh, ok.

  • Whedabra

    Whedabra

    #4093314 - 13 years ago

    Hmmm, it depends on how badly it stinks. If it's a not so stinky one, just letting it slowly slip like nothing is happening works just fine. But if it stinks, and you can't hold it in, then you let it rip as silently as possible and quickly walk away.

  • PrototypeGTX

    PrototypeGTX

    #4093984 - 13 years ago

    Kill anyone aware that it was you who dealt it.

  • hobonator

    hobonator

    #4095389 - 13 years ago

    I just make it as loud as possible, then people laugh instead of going "eeewww that guy farted." And if it smells really bad then thats better.

  • eatmyballs

    eatmyballs

    #4095456 - 13 years ago

    ask the guy(or girl) next to you's name and when they reply go like this

    NO (Their Name) Dont Fart On Me!!!, then do it. Everybody will think it was them.

  • VScommoman

    VScommoman

    #4095566 - 13 years ago

    its simple after doing it point at the guy thats laughing next to you

  • neatoburrito

    neatoburrito

    #4096119 - 13 years ago

    Excuse yourself and don't subject the immediate vicinity to your foul ass?

  • Whedabra

    Whedabra

    #4096125 - 13 years ago

    In reply to neatoburrito, #9:

    Unless they deserve it.

  • gjohn85

    gjohn85

    #4096343 - 13 years ago

    Deny it, there's no way to prove it unless the accused sniffs your arse.

  • gjohn85

    gjohn85

    #4096357 - 13 years ago

    Arrgh balls, I ment to say accuser not accused

  • Fats_McClure

    Fats_McClure

    #4096660 - 13 years ago

    just act like nothing happend, if people start to stare, stare at someone close to you, like the movie Spies Like Us.

  • Whedabra

    Whedabra

    #4097068 - 13 years ago

    Look around for a duck, and then get people to join in the search.

  • RoadBlock

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    #4097531 - 13 years ago

    Be in a crowd, and on the move. When you feel the gas on it's way, stop briefly, let it out, then keep moving.

  • Whedabra

    Whedabra

    #4097791 - 13 years ago

    Carry a frog in your pocket, then if you rip a loud one, drop it onto the floor and shout: Oh my god you almost stepped on that frog!
    Then pick up the frog and carry it outside.

  • 1sh0tk1ll

    1sh0tk1ll

    #4097798 - 13 years ago

    ok all u do is this fart and yell holy shit thats diguting, its better if u know they name and say it in church

  • Satarus

    Satarus

    #4097986 - 13 years ago

    Be on the move and be subtle. Don't pause or anything, otherwise people will know you just did it. If someone calls you on it, feign ignorance and then suddenly "notice" the smell.

  • Corleon3s

    Corleon3s

    #4098334 - 13 years ago

    put dryer sheets in ur pant and farts will smell like flowers

  • Whedabra

    Whedabra

    #4098352 - 13 years ago

    In reply to Corleon3s, #20:

    I never thought about that one....that's brilliant! +1Funny!

  • ACDCrocksall

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    #4098460 - 13 years ago

    Be near someone who is known for farting out in public. That way when it goes everyone will assume it's the other guy.

  • Corleon3s

    Corleon3s

    #4098499 - 13 years ago

    you could put a car air freshener on ur belt

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  • Whedabra

    Whedabra

    #4098556 - 13 years ago

    See if there is a dog nearby and if there is yell "Dog Fart!"

  • Corleon3s

    Corleon3s

    #4098568 - 13 years ago

    u could also just do it in a jucuzzi

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  • Whedabra

    Whedabra

    #4098598 - 13 years ago

    Walk up to someone you donk know, hold out your hand like your going to shake theirs, then when they reach out.....pull their finger.