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  • tribal

    tribal

    #118689 - 14 years ago

    A place to point out things others may not have noticed...

    Ever notice that when you are driving everyone going faster than you is an idiot and everyone going slower is a moron?

  • citizenrobbo

    citizenrobbo

    #118692 - 14 years ago

    In reply to tribal, #1:

    Yeah, but that's because you are driving at the correct speed - not too fast, not too slow... regardless of what the posted limit is, you're driving at the perfect speed.

  • cy83r574r

    cy83r574r

    #118706 - 14 years ago

    In reply to citizenrobbo, #2:

    lol, thats right...

  • tribal

    tribal

    #120148 - 14 years ago

    Ever notice how when you are working no one ever notices but when you are goofing off (ohhhh lets just say checking message boards on the RvB website) your boss will walk in EVERY DAMN TIME!

  • Show

    Show

    #120160 - 14 years ago

    Ever notice how everyone puts their pants on left leg first?

    That's a guess, and I'm actually hoping I'm right

  • Servo

    Servo

    #120174 - 14 years ago

    Ever notice how white people are different from black people?

  • DrmChsr0

    DrmChsr0

    #120291 - 14 years ago

    In reply to Servo, #6:

    You want the long and boring version or the short and funny one?

  • schkyzm

    schkyzm

    #120306 - 14 years ago

    In reply to Show, #5:

    Wow, damn. Yeah, usually left first.

    Hey, ever notice how the both of us have exactly 100 friends? :O

  • Kevlar

    Kevlar

    #120372 - 14 years ago

    Ever notice how when you're single, you'd have to fire a gun in the air some days to get a woman's attention, and when you're dating you tend to have to fight off temptation from all kinds of people?

    Case in point, I hung out with a perpetually-single friend the other day to help boost his confidence and give him advice in asking some girl out at a Papa Gino's. She comes over to the table and starts checking me out, ignoring him. That doesn't help either of us.

  • irishred

    irishred

    #170528 - 14 years ago

    in reply to earlier posts-
    sorry i put my pants on left leg first. and yes, women can smell other women on you a mile away.

    ever notice that girls always CLAIM to want a nice guy, but will only chase the bad boys?

  • Allos

    Allos

    #170735 - 14 years ago

    In reply to irishred, #10:

    Eating KFC is kinda like porn. It's good while you are doing it, but you feel all dirty afterwards.

  • DecoyMilk

    DecoyMilk

    #170895 - 14 years ago

    Ever noticed that porn suddenly feels really repulsive after masturbating?

  • FE_Power

    FE_Power

    #170901 - 14 years ago

    In reply to DecoyMilk, #12:

    Ever notice when someone else is watching porn with you, they always want to fast forward through the parts you want to see?

  • UrBrainDead

    UrBrainDead

    #299155 - 14 years ago

    BUMP

    Have you ever noticed that male chimpanzees sit on their privates?

  • HiroX

    HiroX

    #299282 - 14 years ago

    Have you ever noticed once you find out a new word or what something means you hear people say it to you right after?

  • UrBrainDead

    UrBrainDead

    #299285 - 14 years ago

    In reply to HiroX, #15:

    Ever notice that on ROD all they do is destroy books and use them as weapons instead of reading them?

  • HiroX

    HiroX

    #299339 - 14 years ago

    In reply to UrBrainDead, #16:

    Point taken...

  • KarbonPhyber

    KarbonPhyber

    #299353 - 14 years ago

    Ever notice that no matter on what floor you work, the people (everybody) who work below you are bastards?

  • lorine

    lorine

    #299478 - 14 years ago

    ever notice how everything is funny at 4 am?

  • Wifey

    Wifey

    #300005 - 14 years ago

    In reply to Kevlar, #9:

    Yeah, Kevlar, I noticed the same thing, too... My friend and I were at the beach, at the time, though. Perhaps you just have to keep the "I'm-not-single" mindset, when you're single?

  • Lixie

    Lixie

    #300091 - 14 years ago

    Ever notice your ass is bigger than your face. I do.

  • xxxkittyxxx

    xxxkittyxxx

    #300121 - 14 years ago

    In reply to irishred, #10:

    Just to let you know, I like nice guys, and barely ever chase the bad ones... its ironic...

    I feel like a freak, am i the only one who puts her right leg in first?

  • Yroc77

    Yroc77

    #300131 - 14 years ago

    In reply to xxxkittyxxx, #22:

    You're not a freak. I put pants on left leg first, and put shirts on right arm first. Now that's what I call freaky.

  • Snow_Crash

    Snow_Crash

    #300153 - 14 years ago

    Ever notice that the more you think before acting, the better the action is, but the less you think during the action, the better the action appears?

  • STEW_DADDY

    STEW_DADDY

    #300202 - 14 years ago

    In reply to Snow_Crash, #24:

    also:

    Ever notice that the more you drink before acting, the better you think the action is, but the less you drink during the action, the better the action appears?