#3971852 - 13 years ago
My parents told me oral sex was when you talk about it >< and when the ice cream man is driving down the street and his van is playing music, that means that he's out of ice cream.I had cruel parents ^^;
#3975918 - 13 years ago
no matter what we will always love you.the cops find one dead hooker in the trunk of my car and they wont even return my calls.fucking liers!
#3976457 - 13 years ago
i was always told alcohol would stunt my growth, now i'm 6ft 4
#3984216 - 13 years ago
"Pherrets have 8 legs""Cars can go underwater""You and your brother are exactly the same" (then we found out he had ADHD, no big shocl for me to know)"I'm putting your birthday money somewhere safe so you can buy a car when your older"