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Lies Your Parents Told You

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  • Boshe

    Boshe

    #3971852 - 13 years ago

    My parents told me oral sex was when you talk about it >< and when the ice cream man is driving down the street and his van is playing music, that means that he's out of ice cream.

    I had cruel parents ^^;

  • SickTwisted

    SickTwisted

    #3975918 - 13 years ago

    no matter what we will always love you.
    the cops find one dead hooker in the trunk of my car and they wont even return my calls.
    fucking liers!

  • kaufmau

    kaufmau

    #3976457 - 13 years ago

    i was always told alcohol would stunt my growth, now i'm 6ft 4

  • blazeviper

    blazeviper

    #3984216 - 13 years ago

    "Pherrets have 8 legs"
    "Cars can go underwater"
    "You and your brother are exactly the same" (then we found out he had ADHD, no big shocl for me to know)
    "I'm putting your birthday money somewhere safe so you can buy a car when your older"