So couple quick things:
1. Apparently I know how to read L337..... backwards. Who'd've thought?.
2. Out of all my friends, only four actually got what I was asking in my latest journal. Which begs the question, is it just easier for u guys to assume that I'm just a self-centered douche?
3. I'm really fucking sore right now and NOT from ur mother, oddly enough, but from my last couple training sessions. And I'm about to train again!
4. I'm starving, and there's a bunch of organic pizza on my counter, but I can't eat any til AFTER I work out
5. These nuts
That is all.
#30832127 - 9 years ago
So couple quick things:
#30832128 - 9 years ago
I just wanted to mention how much I hate sissy ass little bitches. I fucking hate them... HATE them! I'm so fucking sick of everyone with their fucking feeling always hurt and blaming everyone for "picking on them". Jesus people, let ur balls drop and grow the fuck up. No wonder u spend so much damn time online, ur too big of pussies to survive the terrors of the real world. Like getting a real job or talking to a girl.... fucking pussies
#30832130 - 9 years ago
Ok, time to bitch
WHY THE FUCK IS SCAFFOLDING SO DIRTY AND HEAVY?
HOW CAN YOU PAY A TRUCK DRIVER TO HAUL A LOAD ON AN 18 HOUR JOURNEY AND HAVE HIM BE 12 HOURS LATE WITHOUT BEING IN AN ACCIDENT?
WHY DOESN'T SHIT EVER SEEM TO FIT, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU MEASURE AND LEVEL?
AND WHY THE FUCK IS SCAFFOLDING SO MOTHERFUCKING HEAVY?!?!?!?!
#30832131 - 9 years ago
We all know a few or at the least one and they've probably ruined your night at some point with their talk of "I'd totally fuck that chick..." "I'm soooo drunk..."... . Fucking amateurs...
No, I don't want another shot, "brah" and I don't think you need another since I just saw you get slapped by that hot girl and urinate in that fern...
Sloppy drunk chicks are probably worse... Laughing hysterically for no damn reason... Plus, their menstruation attracts bears...
#30832132 - 9 years ago
I have nothing to bitch about. The Dew Tour is over, and I'm going to be working a lot. I Started dating a wonderful woman, who happens to be a cop. Got an offer to move in with some friends in a very nice house on the west side of $185 a month plus my share of food and utilities. Car has been fixed and is running great. And the weather has cooled down to a nicer temperature.
Should I bitch about the price of cigarettes? That's about the only thing I can complain about at the moment.
#30832134 - 8 years ago
Ok, something to bitch about. GOVERNMENTAL WEBSITES. Fuck, all those forms you have to fill out for various things, legal proceedings and such, and so fucking hard to find. You have to wade through 7 or 10 or 15 other pages before you find that the form you want is labled under the very helpfully named "Other Resources" page, and even then it has so much shit on it you spend another 5 minutes clawing your eyes out because, even though it's all in alphabetical order, the form is NAMED something else on the site. Oh, and when you finally give up in disgust and frustration, and decided that "hmm, maybe I can go to the courthouse and pick it up there," the snarky clerk in the DA's office tells you, "oh, that's on the website."
Really? Would you mind pausing your home manicure for a moment and show me on the site where exactly the fuck it is?
Oh no, I can't show you from here, it's a protected webpage.
WELL THEN HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO FIND IT IF IT'S PROTECTED, YOU DUMB BLONDE FAILED ABORTION?!?!?!?!
Yeah, I'm a little testy today. Trying to help my friend with some illegal eviction stuff his landlord is putting him through.
#30832135 - 8 years ago
Look y'all, I'm just sayin'.... Nickleback is the embodyment of all that is wrong with the world right now, even worse, all that is wrong with the generations to come. Chad sucks balls. He couldn't sing his way out of a gay porn rehearsal, not that he would want to, cause all he can do is sing songs that other people slap together for him, and try his damnedest to sound like Eddie Vedder.... and fuckin fail! This is why I need a federal license to publicly castrate people for their crimes against humanity.
#30832136 - 8 years ago
I spent 6 hours today loading out a corporate event at the Nike World Headquarters here in Portland this morning. The place REEKS of money. I swear if you looked closely at the shrubs you would see Lincoln's profile on the leaves. What topped it, though, was the receptionist. THE FUCKING RECEPTIONIST. I ask her if she can direct me to the loading dock, as my circuit of the premises failed to show me where a loading dock may be. SHE'S WEARING FUCKING CHANEL. Goddammit, I bust my ass as a stage hand, working in dangerous situations (see my pics, I have a good one from where my skull was nearly cracked by a truss bracket) and doing something that involved a LOT of technical know-how (electrical circuits, sound design, lighting design, video systems, and that mothingfucking heavy scaffolding that I bitched about earlier) and this dumb blond who looks like she should be modeling for Vanity Faire is getting paid enough to afford a multi-thousand dollar dress? FOR ANSWERING THE GODDAMN PHONE AND TELLING PEOPLE WHERE THINGS ARE? What the fuck is this shit?
Goddamn you, Phil Knight. You billionaire back-assward fucktard.