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"The Fucking Man" of the Month: November

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  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31354591 - 7 years ago

    Alright ladies, as I've stated in the news, this months theme gives NONE OF YOU any excuse to not participate! The theme for this month's contest, as chosen by your's truly: "The Manliest Mother Fucker on RT"!! That's right, it's up to you guys to set out and find the manliest member (or staff member) on THIS VERY SITE... you heard me right.. RoosterTeeth members. But, as always, there's a catch.. I concider them rules:

    1. Pics of actual member is NOT a must, UNLESS they have a pic of themselves posted in their images already.
    2. If no pic of real person available, MUST at least post current profile pic.
    3. MUST post a link to nominated member's homepage.
    4. YOU CANNOT NOMINATE YOURSELF!!
    5. ANYONE on this site can be nominated, but in order for you to be nominated, someone else has to do it.
    6. Nominations made by a user who's membership is less than two weeks old WILL NOT BE ACCEPTED! This rules out the ability to create a fake membership for the sake of nominating ones self.
    7.For anyone you chose to nominate, you MUST either send them a message, or AT LEAST a comment on their page informing them of their nomination (see following two rules).
    8. Anyone who is nominated during this contest has every right to join the thread and defend their manlines.
    9. Anyone who is nominated during this contest has every right to bow out of this contest at any time. If this happens, their name WILL NOT be counted as an active nomination, REGARDLESS of who made the initial nomination.
    10. All information obtained must be done so WITHIN THIS SITE or from PRIOR PERSONAL KNOWLEDGE. It is never ok to look into someones personal records at any time for any reason. This contest is for fun.. not for spying.
    11. On the same note, information given to shoot down a nomination OR to argue your own, MUST be obtained within this site or from prior knowledge as well.

    So there it is kids, go find some manly fuckers and post them here.. simple as that. Let the games begin! smiley13.gif

  • jegsimmons1

    jegsimmons1

    #31354592 - 7 years ago

    damn, good choice!

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31354593 - 7 years ago

    In reply to jegsimmons1, #2:

    Yes.. I know. I've been sitting on that one for a while now.

  • DaKillaKing

    DaKillaKing

    #31354594 - 7 years ago

    My nomination:

    Gus
    That's right, Gus. Gustavo Sorola
    If you don't know who he is then get the fuck off this site immidiatly.

    Why Gus?

    He has a beard.
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    He a sarcastic super hero.
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    He's a red vs blue voice actor.
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    But most of all it's because he won science.
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  • G_Touchdown

    G_Touchdown

    #31354595 - 7 years ago

    sure, Gus is fine...
    but in one of those pictures, I see a greater man, a better man, a WHITE man yes, I went there

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    Geoff "Lazer" Ramsey

    what isn't there to say about this mother fucker right here?
    he voices Grif on Red Vs. Blue, always does promo stuff for the site, married a gamer girl who has about as many tatoos as he does, and the best part?
    he's the only one to have served in the military

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    and he's good with kids
    so I'd think LONG AND HARD about who you dick shits are gonna nominate

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31354596 - 7 years ago

    I have altered the rules.... pray I do not alter them further.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31354597 - 7 years ago

    In reply to DaKillaKing, #4:

    In reply to G_Touchdown, #5:

    These are fine nominations... but they're also expected ones. I'd really like to see some nominations of guys OTHER THAN staff members. C'mon guys, I really expected to see a little less "cookie-cutter" nominations.. especially from you two!

  • G_Touchdown

    G_Touchdown

    #31354598 - 7 years ago

    In reply to WARDOG01, #7:

    then heres my second nomination

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    so, he creates this group which brings the RT community together for something we're all good at (bitching to each other) except THIS MOTHER FUCKER keeps us all in line
    I shouldn't have to write anything, because if you don't know who this mother fucker is, get out of the group immediately
    he was in the military, he has muscles of maniliness that will rip you apart manly-ly, and like Geoff, he's great with kids
    I do believe I now win, good sirs

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31354599 - 7 years ago

    Fuck.

  • IsTheBear

    IsTheBear

    #31354600 - 7 years ago

    In reply to G_Touchdown, #8:


    There are so many reasons to nominate this man to be the man of the month and you did not give him the worthy nomination he deserves. This is the most half-assed work I have ever seen you do and I'm sorely disappointed. Let me teach you how to do this right..

    *Ahem*

    My nomination for the month is my best friend, Mike (Wardog).

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    Not only is he the founding member of this very group, but he is also the epitome of what you would call a "man".

    Reasons for my nomination:

    1. He is a devoted soldier and a hero. He fought for this country that (most) of our members live in. He has risked his life for the lives of others and has done so willingly.

    2. He has guts, not just the squishy kind. He has more gusto and machismo than any other member in this group and I can guarantee that for a fact. The men in this group strive to be like him and the men who don't should.

    3. He has a family that he takes care of. He supports the needs of the family far before he even thinks of the needs of himself. A real man puts others before himself.

    4. He doesn't just have muscles, he is pure muscle:
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    He deadlifts fucking Bears! (don't believe me, it's in his journal)
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    he uses a kettle bell, heavy bag and a gravity bar on a consistant basis and he trains naked whenever he's home alone, and you don't fuck with people who train naked.

    4. He's done martial arts his whole life, no not BJJ or MMA but authentic fighting skills, you know, the kind that could break bones or even kill you. He's also been known to train with various weapons:
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    6. He's smart. Yes, Gus won science and that's really hard to do, but Mike is the smartest person I know. He is not only good at science, but math, nutrition, and anything else you want to know, he'll know it.

    7. Last but not least, I nominate this man because he has the only certification known in existence that proves I have certified him as "The Man" and has been long before this group was even thought of.

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    Ps. His nickname is "The Rhino".

  • DaKillaKing

    DaKillaKing

    #31354601 - 7 years ago

    In reply to G_Touchdown, #8:
    In reply to IsTheBear, #10:

    Ass kissers.
    I intend to nominate someone completley unexpected. That is, if I get permission from wardog. This nomination would be... unusual to say the least.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31354602 - 7 years ago

    In reply to G_Touchdown, #8:

    In reply to IsTheBear, #10:

    This will be the first time in group history that I'll allow this to happen, for a couple reasons. Outside of the fact that both posts don't fully adhere to the contest rules, both posts are equally legal nominations. While G may have actually posted first, Bear was the first to actually inform me of her nomination. Also, I highly doubt that I would be able to beat out two Staff member nominations.. since it's never been done before in our contests. No, normally when someone nominates a Staff member, it's a done deal. But, these are nice nominations, I'm flattered and I thank you both for the nod in my direction.

    HOWEVER, if by the off chance I DO win, the victory would count for the both of you.. in which case you would need to conspire together on a theme for next month... just to be fair.

  • IsTheBear

    IsTheBear

    #31354603 - 7 years ago

    In reply to DaKillaKing, #11:

    Ass kisser? Just stating a fact because the rules allowed members from our group. No rules against that.. I have no reason to kiss Wardogs ass. He can attest to that.. Plus isn't a rule in the Group of Manliness no ass kissing? If not, there should be.

  • DaKillaKing

    DaKillaKing

    #31354604 - 7 years ago

    In reply to IsTheBear, #13:

    Chill. It was a joke. But yes, I agree, that would make a good rule for the group.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31354605 - 7 years ago

    In reply to DaKillaKing, #11:

    C'mon now, King, that's not fair to say. If they were truly trying to kiss my ass they would've added how much of a ladies man I am... or my overall physical stregnth and sexual prowess.. or all my awards and medals for doing manly shit.. or that I'm an expert marksman.. or the fact that I can grow a full on beard in like four days.. THAT would be kissing ass! They're just covering the basics so I don't make everyone else look bad smiley8.gif

    Anywho, why would you need permission from me to make a second nomination? You weren't quite clear on that.

  • DaKillaKing

    DaKillaKing

    #31354606 - 7 years ago

    In reply to WARDOG01, #15:

    I PMed you.... might not have gon through... damned patchy internet. I'll try again.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31354607 - 7 years ago

    In reply to DaKillaKing, #16:

    Nevermind.... got it.... replied..... you bastard =p

  • DaKillaKing

    DaKillaKing

    #31354608 - 7 years ago

    In reply to WARDOG01, #17:

    And here it is.

    Griffon Ramsey

    And now you understand why I decided to ask permission. This month may, in fact, be woman of the month.
    Because Griffon is a fucking badass.

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    She has some mean fucking ink.
    She wrote RT comics (RIP)
    She not only puts up with, but rules over all other RT staff.
    Including Geoff (See nomination 2) who she has completely and utterly whipped.
    She regularily tortures (for our entertainment) Geoff and Gus on Immersion.
    She built a Fake minigun
    And she did this. Watch it and you will see the true extent of her badassery.
    That's right, the gears of war logo, out of solid wood, with a chainsaw.

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    Yes she is badass, and yes she is a threat to your manliness.

    Fucking deal with it.

    Post edited 10/12/11 12:28AM

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31354609 - 7 years ago

    In reply to DaKillaKing, #18:

    Wow... shit just got real smiley13.gif

    In reply to G_Touchdown, #5:

    In reply to DaKillaKing, #4:

    In reply to IsTheBear, #10:

    Make sure you guys are actually informing people they're being nominated (as stated in the rules). The only thing worse than losing to a lady, is losing to a lady and not even being able to defend yourself smiley6.gif

  • DaKillaKing

    DaKillaKing

    #31354610 - 7 years ago

    In reply to WARDOG01, #19:

    Done. Just posted the comment.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31354611 - 7 years ago

    In reply to DaKillaKing, #20:

    Then it's all nice and legal..... and we're probably fucked smiley4.gif

  • osiris32

    osiris32

    #31354612 - 7 years ago

    OK, I'm late to the party, but I have a good nomination. I give you:

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    FINCH MOTHER-FUCKING LYNCH

    roosterteeth.com/finchlynch

    Why nominate him? Because he's the most sarcastic motherfucker this side of Zaphod Beeblebrox. Because he has one hell of an awesome beard. Because he edits porn for a living. Read that last part again, slowly....HE EDITS PORN FOR A LIVING.

    He also hangs out with celebrities on a regular basis:

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    And he has a way with the ladies:

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    Boo-ya