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2nd Annual "Swingin' Dick" of the Year!!

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  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450402 - 7 years ago

    *Rules posted from last year*

    That's right ladies!! The time has come for the men (and like two women) of this group to come together and decide who to crown The Group of Manliness' second "Swingin' Dick" of the Year! That's right, I said "Swingin' Dick". Now of course this doesn't just mean he's packin' a pretty devistating pork-sword, that's totally fuckin' implied! No what this means is that this is by far the baddest mother fucker to ever grace the pages of our forums this year. This is the highest honor The Group of Manliness can bestow upon our fellow man.

    So here's how it's gonna go. I'm gonna post up all of this years "The Fucking Man" of the month winners as actual nominations. Your hairy asses are gonna minimize the porn you're watching long enough to vote for the guy you think is the biggest badass of the bunch. Just like old times right? Fuckin wrong! The winner this time wins for the whole year! Just like everywhere else in nature, the man who weilds the biggest dick gets to lord it over everyone elses heads, especially any challenger. What that means is that, in the new year whenever there is a final poll posted for "The Fucking Man" of the Month, the "Swingin' Dick" still gets posted as one of the contestants! This is my version of the baddest guy on the room getting to embellish a bit on his life like, "Fuck Jack Black! I'm the most kick ass comedic actor on the planet! Get outta here with that shit!" However, once he gets beaten out, he's gotta wait til the end of the year for a chance to regain his title. And it doesn't end there! Every month we give a special shout out and honor to whoever had the winning "The Fucking Man" nomination (or the "handler" as I like to call them). And that's not gonna change, but this time the winning handler will be posted as "The Fucking Man" for the month of January, and will also have a chance at the title of "Swingin' Dick" of the Year next December!! So there's some pretty bitchin' new incentives for coming up with the most badass nominations throughout the year!

    So here's the new rules, try not to fuck it up:

    1. Same voting rules apply as with "The Fucking Man" of the Month contests. However this time they will be posted as single vote polls, that way none of you pussies can bitch at me about "Mod Whoring".

    2. All nominations posted are final, and no new ones will be accepted.

    3. As much as I don't care about your opinion, everything great in life is worth fighting for and this is no exception. Since all of the nominations are already posted, the rest of the thread y'all have free range to discuss and/or argue your points and opinions of who you think should win and why. (This is every handlers chance to defend their winning Man of the Month nomination)

    4. If you don't like the person, don't fuckin' vote for him. It's that simple. To weed out the dumbasses, there will be no 'vote against' or 'no' button, cause that's just stupid. In fact there's only a 'Yes' and a 'Fuck Yeah!', the 'Fuck Yeah!' button counts as two (2) votes. So try and keep your votes educated ones. I suggest getting into the discussions (or starting one) about the nominations to get some info before casting a vote.

    5. All votes are final. I'm not gonna change anything around cause you were too stupid to know who you're voting on. Especially if there's a big fuckin' picture of them posted as well! If by now you still don't know how our group contests work here, then congratulate yourself for at least being able to find your fucking keyboard. Then once you've accepted that your failure can only be fixed by a claw hammer to the throat, go ahead and leave my group, cause there are real men here and we don't want you noobing up the place!

    6. This is it, final votes are casted here. There WILL NOT be a final poll posted at the end. This shit will continue til the end of the year AND we have a clear winner.

    So there you have it... let the games begin

    P.S.
    Before any of you get on here and bitch at me about posting this so late, let me remind you all that I have a real job that doesn't involve sitting in front of a computer any longer than it takes to watch your mother undress on my lunch breaks smiley13.gif

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450403 - 7 years ago

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    Twin brothers, Geoff and Mike Howe, creators of the worlds fastest combat ready tank: The Ripsaw! Geoff and Mike were nominated by Ashryka back in January.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450404 - 7 years ago

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    Alessandro Zanardi, racer who lost his legs and not only cuntinues to race, but does marathons as well! Alessandro was nominated by Ashryka in February.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450405 - 7 years ago

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    Christopher Nolan, award winning director of Dark Knight, Inception, and .. y'know what?.. if you don't know who this fucker is, you probably shouldn't be here anyway. Chris was nominated by G_Touchdown in April.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450406 - 7 years ago

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    J.R.R. Tolkein, author of The Lord of the Rings series and decorated WW1 veteran. Tolkein was nominated by Ashryka back in May.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450407 - 7 years ago

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    Darth Vader... um.. he's fuckin Darth Vader.. who the fuck doesn't know who he is?! Vader was nominated by Osiris in June.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450408 - 7 years ago

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    God. Creator of all things, Alpha and Omega, rider of the ancient skies. God was spitefully nominated by Jegs (and ended up steamrolling everyone else, cause no one can deny His badassery) back in July.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450409 - 7 years ago

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    Geoff Ramsey, RT cast member, voice of Dexter Grif on the popular web series Red vs Blue and co-creator of Achievement Hunter. Geoff was nominated by Ashryka... yet again.. looks like this fucker took the whole damn year smiley4.gif

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450410 - 7 years ago

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    David Belle, creator of Parkour, stunt man, action movie star and ex- army soldier. David was nominated by DaKillaKing back in September.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450411 - 7 years ago

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    Alain Robert, aka The Spiderman. French daredevil, physically handicapped yet climbs giant structures with his bare hands. Alain was nominated by myself in October.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450412 - 7 years ago

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    The all-time unadulterated hottness that is Griffon Ramsey. RT cast member and wife of Geoff Ramsey, backbone to all RT productions and all around cool ass lady. Griffon was nominated by DaKillaKing for November.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450413 - 7 years ago

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  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450414 - 7 years ago

    In reply to WARDOG01, #12:

    Ok.. let's try this again smiley4.gif

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    Me.. I couldn't choose between the pictures, so I just used them both... deal with it. Ok, for those of you who don't know me, my name is Mike, I'm a combat veteran who served as an Army Ranger in both OIF and OEF, I am a devoted family man and the founder of this group. I was nominated by both G_Touchdown and IsTheBear and was the winning handler for last years "Swingin' Dick" of the Year contest.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450415 - 7 years ago

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    The Doctor: Ageless timelord from the hit BBC series Dr. Who. Currently one of the most popular characters in the world of tv, admittedly one of my favorites. The Doctor was nominated by DaKillaKing and will also be named "The Fucking Man" of the Month in January of next year.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450416 - 7 years ago

    Now.. did I leave anybody out?

  • Ashryka

    Ashryka

    #31450417 - 7 years ago

    The Doctor=Awesome. Period. Have cast my votes.
    Weird that the pianist and actor with no gun training whatsoever, limited martial arts training and theatrical battle larper won 4 months out of 12.I didn't think I had any manliness whatsoever :P Well done, though, to Wardog, for actually sorting all of this out, best man win and so on, so forth.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450418 - 7 years ago

    In reply to Ashryka, #16:

    Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny mayself that last year you were bitching about how you always managed to come in second on every contest, but never actually win. And this year I'm pretty sure you won more contests than anyone else! I think it was you and King that took this year by storm, good job.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450419 - 7 years ago

    Dear God, people... y'all need to vote a tie-breaker or something here. Don't let me win this one, I have a huge ego as it is smiley4.gif

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31450420 - 7 years ago

    In reply to WARDOG01, #18:

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