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"The Fucking Man of the Month:" July

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  • osiris32

    osiris32

    #31698823 - 7 years ago

    Okay, so we're going with "least manly" this month, right? Pretty sure this is how it's supposed to go.

    So, this month's catagory is "Least Manly Hollywood Celebrity." That's right, which little slimy, wimpy, punk-ass shit stain deserves the title of "east Manly?" Rules:

    1. Dead or alive, doesn't matter.
    2. Pics or gtfo
    3. At least THREE (3) good reasons why they suck and hould be forced to run through the Atacama Desert bearfoot chased by rabid wolverines.
    4. Being gay does NOT count, and if you use that as a reason, I will hunt you down. That shit ain't cool.
    5. I think we'll limit this to movie/TV celebs, and not use musicians this time around, unless they also do significant (more than 2) movie or TV work.

    Ok fuckers, have at it. I'll post my submission when I'm off my phone.

  • jegsimmons1

    jegsimmons1

    #31698824 - 7 years ago

    Robert Patterson.

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    The guy who makes Tom Cruise look straight and plays the gayest and most offensive interpretation of a vampire since that guy with baloney tits in Queen of the Damned.

    And it not because edward is obviously gay, hell Niel Patrick Harris is a bro, and id buy him a beer anytime, its that he is PUSSY WHIPPED to this broad in REAL LIFE.
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    Not only is her acting bland, but she looks bland. even fat/ugly chicks have that sort of....'glow' to them to where they look like they could not put you to sleep and pull a trick or two.
    Stewart looks like she could make a youthful john holmes who took a bottle of viagra go limp from sheer boredom.

    And robby boy is tapping that. and people say bella is the necrophilliac.

    And besides, when has he done anything manly in any film?
    harry potter 4 just killed his ass off (good)
    twilight ruined the minds of many females
    and water for elephants might as well not exist since no one saw it.

    the only positive i can say is that he doesnt like twilight either. and really, that doesnt award points anymore.

    Fuck this guy. actually, dont, he may like it.

    p.s. his hair is stupid too.

    Post edited 6/22/12 2:07PM

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31698825 - 7 years ago

    In reply to jegsimmons1, #2:

    Welp... roll credits, this contest is over.

  • IsTheBear

    IsTheBear

    #31698826 - 7 years ago

    In reply to WARDOG01, #3:

    he was going to be my vote... too smiley4.gif
    Can we all take credit for this one.. there's really no contest when this guy's involved

  • GenRev

    GenRev

    #31698827 - 7 years ago

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  • GenRev

    GenRev

    #31698828 - 7 years ago

    DAMN IT! Somebody delete my post please I didn't see the no musicians

  • jegsimmons1

    jegsimmons1

    #31698829 - 7 years ago

    In reply to GenRev, #6:

    its cool bro, but yeah, little wayne sucks ass, worst thing to happen to guitar since the jonas brothers.

  • GenRev

    GenRev

    #31698830 - 7 years ago

    In reply to jegsimmons1, #7:

    he is just fuckin... I get soo mad

  • Ashryka

    Ashryka

    #31698831 - 7 years ago

    I'm tempted to use Justin Bieber, cause
    A) He doesn't do music, any music he's claimed to do doesn't count. It's just terrible noise.
    B) He has been on TV shows before and in fact got shot on NCIS (his finest moment)
    C)He looks like this
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    which is totally not manly, cool or even worth positive comment.
    D) He has the some of the worst fans ever, his "beliebers" (God help us)
    and E) IT'S JUSTIN BIEBER. COME ON!

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31698832 - 7 years ago

    In reply to Ashryka, #9:

    I'll allow this one. He has his own movie out, and has been on tv shows before. It's a legal nomination. And to be honest, I'm really suprised that it took so long for someone to nominate him... our hatred of douchebags may be slipping.

  • jegsimmons1

    jegsimmons1

    #31698833 - 7 years ago

    In reply to WARDOG01, #10:

    people dont want to acknowledge his existence. smiley0.gif

    also isnt it...the tenth of july? are we still doing this or what?

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31698834 - 7 years ago

    In reply to jegsimmons1, #11:

    Yeah, I was hoping no one would notice that part smiley4.gif

    See, Eric (Osiris) had no computer access for a bit there and therefore couldn't post, let alone participate. So I'm going off of when he was actually able to get back in the game. And I wasn't gonna mention it til after this contest ended, but this is the last one of it's kind. I've decided (during my plans to overhaul this group when I get time) that I really want to change up the way these contests work. I'm gonna try and make it so they'll spark up a little more conversation and put less of a time constraint on peoples personal lives, since we all have families and jobs and whatnot... it's all right here in this pamphlet you can't read smiley6.gif

  • jegsimmons1

    jegsimmons1

    #31698835 - 7 years ago

    lol. thats cool.

  • osiris32

    osiris32

    #31698836 - 7 years ago

    In reply to WARDOG01, #12:

    Yeah, my access to all things pornImeaninternet related has been sadly lacking. Should be fixed soon, now that I have another roommate who is reliable and doesn't do drunken stupid things.

  • DaKillaKing

    DaKillaKing

    #31698837 - 7 years ago

    In reply to osiris32, #14:

    Where did you manage to find a roommate like that? Did hell freeze over while I wasn't looking?

  • osiris32

    osiris32

    #31698838 - 7 years ago

    In reply to DaKillaKing, #15:

    Reddit, of all places. Posted about having a couple rooms open, he messaged me, I messaged back, he showed up, boom, new roomie who's trying to join Portland Mountain Rescue and welds traffic light poles for a living.

  • DaKillaKing

    DaKillaKing

    #31698839 - 7 years ago

    In reply to osiris32, #16:

    Seems like an interesting fellow.

  • Ashryka

    Ashryka

    #31698840 - 7 years ago

    In reply to WARDOG01, #10:

    Well, the "no musicians" rule might have stopped people from considering it seriously, but I thought he'd done enough to be considered more than just a musician, like say One Direction.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31698841 - 7 years ago

    In reply to Ashryka, #18:

    Woah, watch yourself there. Don't start giving him TOO much credit, you almost sound like a fan. o.O smiley6.gif

  • DaKillaKing

    DaKillaKing

    #31698842 - 7 years ago

    In reply to WARDOG01, #19:

    Well Justin Beiber is more efficient than one direction.... all the gay of a whole boy band in one small, effeminate package.

  • Ashryka

    Ashryka

    #31698843 - 7 years ago

    In reply to WARDOG01, #19:

    Correction. The media blew him out of proportion to the rank of "celebrity". That better?

  • jegsimmons1

    jegsimmons1

    #31698844 - 7 years ago

    In reply to Ashryka, #21:

    the dude was found by USHER!
    as in the guy who should be directing people to their seats after he lost relevance from that stupid ass YEAH album.

    And in an evil twist, he plays white bot with guitar music (jason maraz style, as in no emotion or poetic justice)
    and then, he has to be a white rapper.
    fuck
    this
    little
    twat.
    so he sings in a pitch unnaturally high for his age and plays more than one instrument.
    so if i can sing at a PROPER tone and play bass, guitar, and drums how come im not popular?
    Facial hair?
    Phil Anselmo Pisses on Bieber.

    yeah i really hate this kid.

  • WARDOG01

    WARDOG01

    #31698845 - 7 years ago

    In reply to Ashryka, #21:

    Much. Thank you, you had me worried.