I didn't forget to write the update on time, you did. Shut up.
Today's update brought to you by that raw uncut shit: democracy. It's like crack, but for government. Adam forgot to remind me to write the update on time, because I was traveling home from somewhere. You don't need to know. To that end, today's update is being written with suggestions from @IdkBlue, @Giries, He Who Shall Not Be Named (@dereckc1), @Erkan, and Adam Davis.
Let's get started! We have a Movie Night this week, and a reminder for the RSMUP. First up, this Tuesday, July 3rd, at 7 PM CT, we're watching The World's End! Grab your friends, don't grab ketchup (as Erkan has just informed us that it cannot be used as lube [easily]), and grab a pint.
Next up, the RSMUP reminder! This year's Rooster Speak Meet Up Party is open to the public! Bring your friends, bring your family, bring your framily, but not any extraterrestrials and join us on Sunday, August 5th, for a rootin' tootin' good time. We'll see you there.
(Adam threatened me with violence if I didn't mention wrestling.)
Rooster Speak Meet Up Party 2018 - Star Bar - Austin, TX - August 5th, 2018 - 7:00-11:00 PM
That's it for us this week. Thanks for joining us for arguably our first and last spec work update. This has been written by non-union labor, and will continue to be written by non-union labor. Solidarity never.