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    • "The Fucking Man" of the Month: August

      8 years ago

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      U fucking pussies! I can't believe how much fail was smeared all over such a promising theme.. for shame, ladies.. for shame. Hell the person who came up with the damn theme is a fucking reviewer himself.. *cough* Jegs! *cough*.. (or at least it's in progress) and didn't even think of nominating himself! I mean, seriously, how the fuck do u guys expect to win?!.. That's it.. I'm gonna start playing again now.. apparently u fuckers all forgot how to fight dirty. Must've been when u all decided to take up crochet. Well, regardless, whoever wins this one better come up with something good, cause I'm not accepting anything less than a brawl from here on out smiley13.gif

    • GOD IS THE FUCKING MAN!!!! (redundancy)

      8 years ago

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      Thats right biznatches, the big man in the sky who is the creator of these magnificient being called man (and boobs, guns, beer,ect) is the winner!!!
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      thats right! wheres your science and flying spaghetti monsters now losers? not here says I!!!

      well any way that means that the winner is....!!!....ME!!!
      I humbly accept this award on behalf of me. smiley0.gif

      Well anyway back down to business.
      the next man of the month category will be stated in the first comment.
      also i expect to see you people in church this sunday. smiley8.gif

    • "The Fucking Man" of the Month: July

      8 years ago

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      *Just gets back from vacation*.............. Hmmm.. let's check up on the group, see how they're doing.. I know I left them in good hands, so they shouldn't be behind at a.. WWHHAAAAAAATTT?????!! U have got to be kidding me! U call urself men?! Y'all can't even run the damn group for 3 days without me having to stop by and make sure everyone has clean diapers? Wow.. well.. I guess that's why I get paid the big bucks.

      Anyway, this month we had a pretty interesting contest going on. we were trying to figure out who our manliest historical figure was. There were some pretty hefty debates going on there for a minute, we even revealed the Statue of Liberty as being a man... good times. But like all contests, it's now time for us to crown our champion. As u know, normally u'd have a week to cast ur final votes. But since this is being posted so late in the month... I'll close it down whenever the guy I want to win is ahead!!.. nah I'm just kidding... kinda... so vote wisely, which historical figure would u say is "The Fucking Man"?

    • WINNER FOR MAN OF THE MONTH: JUNE

      8 years ago

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      And the winner is:

      DARTH VADER

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      Yes, we had a tie, so it was up to the Admins to declare. And guess what? I nominated him, so I say he wins. Fuck the Joker, he doesn't have a kick-ass theme song. Or a command ship the size of Manhattan. Or the ability to kill people with his mind.

      So, I'll come up with something suitably manly for the month of July soon. We had a good turn out for voting this time around, let's get more next time!! Threaten those who haven't voted!!

    • "The Fucking Man" of the Month: June

      8 years ago

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      Ok, bitches, submissions are over, time to vote!! So, who's the most manly, badass, suck-your-eyeballs-out-of-your-head-and-serve-them-to-his-pets villain of all time?

      Hmm, problem here. We have 8 nominations, of which I'm supposed to throw the top 4 up for voting. However, we have a 5 way tie!! And since they're all really good, I'm gonna bend the rules just a bit and submit all five for your votes.

      Choose, but choose wisely. Which of these five is the one you think would kick the most ass? Who embodies the ideals of manliness? It's up to you to decide.

      VOTE NOW. Or I'll unleash Rhino and his knife to come find you and wreak vengeance upon you. Trust me, you don't want that.

    • Man of the Month: J.R.R. Tolkein

      8 years ago

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      Ok, men and men of the female persuasion, we have a winner. Though several manly competitors were put up, (and I'll state that I still favor my submission, as he was a fucking fighter pilot and naked snake killer) the author of the Lord of the Rings, World War One soldier, and generally bad ass dude J.R.R. Tolkein is shall now be considered the Manliest of Writers. If he was alive, I'm sure he would punch a moose in victory.

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      Moose-punching bad ass

      That means, Ashryka, that you now have exactly 3 days to post a new competition. THREE DAYS. I'll put this in four words: MAKE IT FUCKING GOOD. If you make a "Manliest Emo-Band Lead Singer," I will personally hunt you down and use a very large piece of sharp Finnish steel to remove those shriveled Raisinets you call testicles and use them as treats for my dog. But if you do something like "Manliest Lumberjack," well, then I'll have to buy you a beer. Or, if you are under the age of 21, root beer.

    • "The Fucking Man" of the Month: May

      8 years ago

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      Well this task was actually delegated to a certain applicant for Adminship we have here in the group (oh yeah, I'm now accepting applications to be an admin here.. time to grovel, pukes!) but he's decided it would be better to just fail his tack all together.. puss. Anywho, here we go. This months theme was kind of a tough one, "Manliest Author", but I was surprised at just how manly some of these fuckers actually were! But, alas, only one of these guys will walk away victorious, while the others... pretty much wont do shit cause they're all dead. So who's gonna be named "Manliest Author" and May's "The Fucking Man" of the Month?

    • Christopher Nolan is the fucking man!!!

      8 years ago

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      Ok you shit nuggets, i got news for yah.

      after consideration and much debate we have decided that Christopher Nolan will join the ranks of fucking men!
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      Why? because this man knows how to make ACTUAL FUCKING MOVIES!!! not those shitty fuck shit fuck shit movies that use cgi and visuals over good writing,like avatar*...EW...
      this man turned a Gay cowboy into the scariest bat shit insane villain of our time.
      he's blown up hospitals, flipped 18 wheelers and destroyed multiple vehicles for our entertainment and for batman, and you cant get better than batman.
      and im not even going to go into how amazing inception was.
      (also Anne Hathaway as catwoman...oh yeeeeaaaahhh!!! smiley0.gif )

      with that said i must also recognize the other filmmakers here, such as the artist known as stanley kubrick, the master himself known as Akira Kurosawa, and the gangster that beats all gangsters who goes by the name of Martin Scorsese.
      all of these filmmakers are indeed manly men, and should be recognized as much as Chris Nolan.

      and with that said, G_touchdown, you won bitch so you get to pick the next category.
      (please pick a good category.)


      *with all due respect to animated films like Fantasia (1940) and the thief and the cobbler the re-cobbled cut...respectively

    • "The Fucking Man" of the Month: April

      8 years ago

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      What in the flaming shit?!?! Are u "guys" fucking kidding me?!?! 2 things here really get to me. 1: There are 5 Admins to this group... and NOT ONE OF THEM could've thought to post this shit?! C'mon people! 2: This month's theme was brilliant! I know we had some really great nominations, but I can't believe u fuckers couldn't put up more of a fight with this one. Anyway, all bitching aside, let's get this shit back on track. Which one of these directors deserves to hold the title: "The Fucking Man"? Regardless of the shitty compitition u dicks put up this month, with these 4 nominees, these next couple days are gonna be tense.

    • We interrupt this group journal to bring

      8 years ago

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      you a special message.


      Happy 71st Birthday Mr. Chuck Norris

      The main man of mans!

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      Though this is sort of misleading, we are INFACT not celebrating his birthday, but the amount of years he has spared all of our lives, and the great one has given pity on us once again. (Possibly due to a certain group on a certain website.)

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