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    • Alessandro Zanardi Is the fucking MAN!!!

      8 years ago

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      Look at this badass, doesnt even have legs and he'll still kick ass. thats some king of awesome that comes around only a few times in a life time!
      I SALUTE YOU ALESSANDRO!!!

      Well anyway Ashryka won this month, so he gets to pick, you got 3 days to decide.
      and this time can we get some motha fucken entries on my mother fucken group?

    • FUCKING MAN OF THE MONTH MARCH VOTE

      8 years ago

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      im probably a little late but fuck it, no one entered. lazy asses.

      the category was racers

      poll will close in 2 days. No bitching.

    • Man of the month march...pathetic

      8 years ago

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      GET IN THAT THREAD NOW!
      im not posting a competition with just 2 guys ok?

      this shit will not fly!
      and you guys call yourselves men?

    • Geoff and Mike Howe are the fucking man!

      8 years ago

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      These guys are fucking men for their invention of the ripsaw tank!

      these badass ass twins pulled a manly Fred And George on us...WITH ASS KICKING!!!

      this tank is the worlds fastest. which means it can kick you little pansy asses before your done squatting to take a piss.

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      Ashryka nominated these winners so he gets to pick the next catagory.
      you got three days you bad-ass mother fucker you.

    • "The Fucking Man" of the Month: February

      8 years ago

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      Alright bitches, it's that time again. And for my last act before taking temporary leave from my post for the next month, I have the honor of posting this months final vote poll for "The Fucking Man"! We kicked this year off with a pretty tricky contest theme of "Garage Inventors", courtesy of DaKillaKing. I figured it would be too big of a pain in the ass to find enough bad ass garage inventions to have a complete contest. But it appeared that we actually got some pretty kick ass nominations. Now that I think about it though, it really shouldn't've come as a surprise at all. I mean, men have invented kick ass shit since the dawn of time: Fire, Beef Jerky, Boxing and Porno, just to name a few. So I've compiled ur nominations of manly inventors, and here's u guys' chance to crown this years first contest winner. U all have one week, just like always, to cast ur final vote. So who will it be? Which of these inventors do u think is worthy of the title "The Fucking Man"?

    • "Swinging Dick" of the Year!!: 2010

      8 years ago

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      While most normal folk spend the end of the year reflecting on the people who've changed their lives or world events that have impacted society and quite possibly the course of human history, we here in The Group of Manliness spent our years end reflecting on none other than sheer badasses! That's right, as one year dies off and another is born, we also bring to a close our first ever end of the year group competition to name the "Swinging Dick" of the year. Never before in this site's history has there ever been a bigger collection of testosterone infused man-gods fighting for the same honor. Some laughed, some cried (they were singled out and banned), some of us made some pretty good points and some of u fucks actually thought u could beat me G... fuckin traitor, gunning for my possition! . But at the years end, when the smoke clears and the dust settles, only one man had the grapes to remain standing. That man was none other than....
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      Maj. Audie "Never met a man I couldn't kill" Murphy, the most decorated soldier in American history!!

      As stated in the previous threads, on top of being no less than an absolute war hero, Audie was also an accomplished songwriter, author and actor, staring in over 40 films including "To Hell and Back"..
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      The true story of his amazing heroisms in the heat of combat.

      Now I know that I'm supposed to take part of the stage here too, being the winning handler and being labeled "The Fucking Man" of the Month for January and all. But with Audie Murphy, my personal hero, winning the highest title our group has to offer... I don't actually have it in me to take any of the spotlight off of this man. So as for me, I'm gonna give him his year in honor of the freedoms I have because of him, myself and my fellow soldiers he has inspired, and all others who have served before me. So If u don't know who he is, look him up and bask in his awesomeness.

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      Audie Leon Murphy, The Group of Manliness' first ever "Swinging Dick" of the Year!! smiley13.gif

    • Gregory House is "The Fucking Man"!!

      8 years ago

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      Well that was actually a pretty good month for the contest. We had some great nominations, but only one was badass enough to pimp-slap his way to the top. So, rounding off the end of 2010, I give u this motha fucker: House_MD.jpg That's right, ladies, Gregory "it's not lupus" House is "The Fucking Man" for the month of December. Now I know there was a lot of bitching about whether or not House was manly enough, besides just being an asshole. So as an asshole myself I say, nobody cares what u think, so put a tampon in and shut the fuck up. How could u possibly question his manliness?! Just look at this fuckin guy, he's the embodyment of "Man"! He's suave as hell:
      housemd.jpg Tell me u can't picture him doing an Old Spice commercial. He's great with kids:
      1189L.jpg I'd let him watch my kids. Hell I'd let him raise my kids. And u know damn well he's killed plenty of people, and probably outta sheer spite! Just look at the evidence:
      5304674.jpgSeason-6-of-House-M-D-No-Romance-Between 85388-bigthumbnail.jpg So this month, for ur ten minute breaks between playing xbox and touching urself, take the time to reflect on the sheer pimpness of Gregory House, cause he's the man and he fucking deserves it! And remember Everybody_Lies_by_Reka93.jpg

    • "The Fucking Man" of the Month: December

      8 years ago

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      And the good Doctor slides in to take the 4th slot with a big fat donkey punch to the back of Tony Soprano's head. Alright kids, here's ur poll for the month. As always, we all have this last week to cast our final votes. The member who's nomination wins gets to choose the theme for the next contest. BUT this month is gonna be different, here's the catch. The next contest isn't gonna be next month, like it has before. It's actually gonna me in January. So the winner this week gets to have their theme kick off the new year. ALSO next year all the themes start over new and unused!! So what does this all mean for next month? Next month is gonna be a special contest, y'all're just gonna have to wait and see!

    • Dave Grohl is the fucking man!!!!

      8 years ago

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      FFFFuuuu ck yeah....thats cool.

      thats right you slimey little twinkle toed shit stains. Dave of the foo fighters, the disbanned nirvana
      and even played as satan....this dude has more man in his testicles than a boat full of lumberjacks.

      (though if i pulled any member of five finger death punch you cocks would reconsider....but i digress)


      so to get on with it G_Touchdown won this scrap.but ill be back *evil grin*

      oh and you got 3 days to decide...DO IT FAGGOT!!!

    • "The Fucking Man" of the Month: November

      8 years ago

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      Well shit, that was pretty easy. I'm actually really surprised that there wasn't way more arguing going on this month. Instead it was like, "I like the dude from Slayer, he's fuckin awesome!" "Oh yeah, well I like Dave Grohl!" "Though I may not fully agree, I completely respect ur opinion."...... the end. Oh well, makes it easier for me. So here u guys have it. U know the drill, u all have one week to cast ur final vote.

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