So its edging towwads my bd (19th of feb)! yay!!!!! My aim is to get drunk! Im havin Nat ova as well as other people so yeah like i sed... I MUST GET DRUNK! My parents agreed to buy me some shots so its gonna b fun.....

Not much happing in my life.... boring as eva.... but Nat now has a boyfriend!!!!
Well done Nat hope u last longer than a week ;-)

ok ill add a joke as well :-P

A young courting couple are out for a romantic walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll his lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says "I hope you don't mind but I really do need to have a piss".

Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity he suggests she go behind this hedge. She nods agreement and disappears behind the hedge. As he waits he can hear the sound of tight nylon knickers rolling down voluptuous legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer he reaches through a gap in the foliage, his hand touching her leg.

He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly and with great astonishment finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror "My God Mary have you changed your sex!?"

"No," she replies, "I've changed my mind, I'm having a shit instead"