I like jokes so leave me one if u want, heres 1 i like

there was a platoon of army rangers doin a patrol thru the jungle when a marine popped up from around the corner. he was cussin and screaming at the platoon and then he mooned them, so the army platoon commander sent 4 soliders over to take the marine down. the marine saw this and ducks behind the corner about 2 mins later 1 solider comes back looking like he just got hit by a bus. the commander ask what happens but the solider is speechless, so the commander sends a whole squad of 13 soliders lead by his best fighter after the marine. a few minutes later the squad leader comes back runnin full speed yelling its an ambush theres 2 marines over there.