After reading a journal like this for the hundredth time, I realized I could just change soldier to homeless person, and it's better than ever! With some other minor changes of course.



Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He sleeps in a cardboard box.
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You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
He doesn't even have the luxury of running water
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You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He's insane.

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You put on your anti homeless people/don't support homeless people shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He doesn't understand why you wear that shirt.

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You make sure your cell phone is in your pocket.
He doesn't even have pockets.

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You talk trash on your "buddies" that aren't with you.
His friends are figments of his imagination.

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You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He walks the streets looking for a sammich.

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You complain about how hot it is.
He wears heavy jackets because they're his only clothes.

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You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He eats out of dumpsters.

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Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.
He lives in a cardboard box.

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You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He doesn't even have a brush.

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You are angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
He can't read time.

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You call your girlfriend and set a date for that night.
No one loves him.

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You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.
He jerks off in public and gets in trouble from the police.

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You roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He yells at babies.

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You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
Homeless people don't get a government.

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You hear the jokes about homeless people, and make fun of the men like him.
He hears the pouring rain on his box.

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You see only what the media wants you to see.
Hobos can't afford media.

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You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.
His dad stabbed him in the face with a soldering iron.

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You stay at home and watch TV.
He doesn't have a TV.

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You crawl into your bed, with down pillows, and try to get comfortable.
He lives in a fucking cardboard box.

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You sit there and judge him, saying the world is a worse place because of men like him.
He sits there wondering if you're going to eat the rest of that sammich.



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