11 things idiots do on Myspace"

ONE
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.
it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesnt.


TWO
To the people who have like 25,000 friends,
are you serious?
You're stupid.
Go play in traffic.


THREE
Don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them.
And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.


FOUR
Nobody cares about threats over the internet.
Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.
Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded. (Dee, dee, dee....)


FIVE
Quit crying
b/c you're not on someones top 8.
who the hell cares?
ITS FREAKING MYSPACE!!!


SIX
Who really gives flip if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
Don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up!


SEVEN
Little 6th who have MySpace
and look like sluts,
go somewhere else
because nobody wants you here.


EIGHT
If you have decided to read this,
you are a true MySpace Friend.
Real friends read their bulletins.


NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains



TEN
And if you open a bulletin and it says something like
"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight,"
QUIT BEING A FREAKING MORON



Eleven
Quit posting things that say repost this if you really love God and are not ashamed of him! Half the people that repost them be the biggest sinners!
Do you really think God cares about myspace bulletins?
Go to church or something to show God you care about him!!!


This is a test to see how many people
in your friends list
actually pay attention to you.