yea i dont really ever go on anymore, at all, ever, but fuck w/e lets give it a shot. I recently deecided chuck norris facts were not gay mostly cause one came to me in a dream. Chuck Norris is the only person to ever win a game of russian roulette with a clip loaded pistol. In the RVB episode where tex beats a guy to death with his own skull, they got chuck Norris to to the scene because only he could make it physically possible. The *c* in e=mc(squared) does not actually stand for the speed of light but for Chuck. Chuck norris is quantum reality.

watch the daily show/colbert repot