orifice

noun {C}
an opening or hole, especially one in the body, such as the mouth:

- HUMOROUS I was stuffing cake into every available orifice.

- FORMAL The driver was bleeding from every orifice.

how the fuck is that humourous!?
how the fuck is that formal!?


on a sidenote my TV just broke this morning... my mums looking into getting a new one, im trying to persuade her to go HD smiley0.gif
and my leg is now really sore where the chunk of car bumper hit it