Mªtt Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it? says:
hey
Merlin says:
why did you hit arthur, even through the power of lemon?
Mªtt Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it? says:
Look im not angry okay, i just want to know why my Lava lamp smells of pubic hair?
Mªtt Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it? says:
Soggy pubic hair
Merlin says:
me and shelly couldnt hold all the bacofoil anylonger, we needed a place to camp
Mªtt Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it? says:
but when i went looking for ted, all i could find was his pokemon cards and a map of halifax
Merlin says:
you didnt look in the same place you lost my origami lubricant?
Mªtt Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it? says:
ill admit, i rigged the basketball game, but kathrine needed the money to buy for her new toe lift
Merlin says:
the toe lift she ordered for michelles FACE?!
Mªtt Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it? says:
Me and you both know that Michelles anal leakage has nothing to do with us, when shes ready to show us, she will
Merlin says:
OH I KNOW TOO WELL, when me and july slept together on the barbeque roof, and we saw you with the double glazing?
Mªtt Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it? says:
HEY! it took two people to brake up that relationship! you and that kite designer Ken
Merlin says:
our kites could navigate any anal passageway with ease, how else do you think we found the fruit bowl?
Mªtt Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it? says:
I couldnt give a Nigerian moths left toe about the X1.11, Kevin filled me in on our trip to egypt and it compares nothing to our Towel dispencer
Merlin says:
your towel dispencer COSTS LIVES, the numder of people who enter MY surgery with your towels in their kidneys makes me sick
Mªtt Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it? says:
OH REALLY? is that why one of Sophies eyelashes was found in your shoe box?
Merlin says:
yes.