Hah, I'm almost certainly not going, but still... coolio.

Mods to who can correctly name the comedian who said this:

"I was watching Forrest Gump the other day... 'Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get'... Yeah yeah, life's like oral sex, one slip of the tongue and you're in the shit"

Yeah I have nothing better to do than watch 100 greatest comedians of all time on channel 4.