"Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary." - Gerard Way

'People think we're rich vampires.' -Gerard Way

'Suicide is a serious thing. And if you know anyone who is suicidal, you need to get them help. No one should be in pain. Everyone should love themselves. Like I love you all.' -Gerard Way

"If you don't go to highschool you will deffinatly go to jail." - Gerard Way

"I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude." - Gerard Way

"So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window" - Gerard Way

"Be Yourself, Don't take anyone's shit and never let them take you alive..." - Gerard Way

This Song (Give Em Hell Kid) Is about getting Knocked Up, Has Anyone Here Ever Gotten Knocked Up? -Gerard Way

"If you're gonna buy me a present, don't spend more than twenty five bucks, you'll get a blowjob anyway." - Gerard Way

"Surrounding myself with fans makes me feel like i'm not going through it alone." - Gerard Way

"The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell." - Gerard Way

"I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too." - Gerard Way

"When you are kissing a guy with a beard , it's different." - Gerard Way

"You should see me as a chick." - Gerard Way

"Yeah, obviously we use vampires as a metaphor for something else, something deeper than just the supernatural. But there's just something about the bloodsucking walking dead, that can say so much to people. There are really so many people trying to get control over you on a daily basis and steal your soul in some way." - Gerard Way

"i feel like theres so many people out there who have the kids in the palm of their hand, listening but there are so few people saying something"- Gerard Way

"Um, lots of people grab my ass. I'm actually starting to get this thing now where people grab my package. That actually happened once in Boston, it usually doesn't happen. We went over to England and it happened at almost every show. I don't really enjoy any kind of invasion of privacy like that I guess. Just the moment you're on stage it doesn't phase you or bother you too much though. Grabbin my package is obviously a total invasion of privacy I'm not into that at all. Grabbing my butt I guess if it were a guy I'd enjoy it. I mean, I guess it all depends on how he grabbed my butt too." - Gerard Way

"Craziest thing that ever happened to me was being attacked by a black bird. It pecked the shit out of my head. We were at this hotel called The Phoenix in San Francisco. We were leaving to go to a show the next morning and the bird just fuckin' attacked my head. And the next day Slipknot were there, they were coming in as we were leaving, and they got attacked by birds too." - Gerard Way

"It takes a while to tell stories, I think it's because I was drunk for three years."- Gerard Way

"It's important to keep up momentum, when I'm home alone I get stagnant, I go crazy and have to see my therapist. Being on the road keeps me busy. I'm okay when I'm busy."- Gerard Way

"It erases everything I hate about myself. Nothing can hurt me. I feel completely invincible. I feel like everyone else on that stage is invincible and we're capable of anything. There's no stopping us."-Gerard Way

"I was this weird loner kid who got drunk by himself all the time." - Gerard on his high school years

"This song is about making babies, having babies...and selling them on the black market!" - Gerard introduced 'Give 'em Hell Kid'

"This song is about dancing your life away!" - Gerard introduced 'Headfirst For Halos'

'I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular.' - Gerard on why we should give a fuck about MCR

'I give you a penalty for roughage!' - Gerard Way

Frank: 'Has goldfinger ever seen any mooses?.'
Mikey: 'That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.'
Gerard: 'Fuck off, it's meese.'
Frank: 'Has Goldfinger ever seen a flock of meese advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight. They aren't small creatures. You would just run off like a girl or a boy. What does running like a girl mean anyway?'

'What I Like about The Sims is that I don’t have a normal life at all, so I play this game where these people have these really boring, mundane lives. It’s fun. My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don’t know why I picked that name; it’s kind of random. The teenage daughter is my favorite, because I just had her go through this Goth phase. She’s really kind of nerdy and she just became a concert violinist, which is pretty huge for the family. And she got into private school. But she started wearing black lipstick and she dyed her hair purple. It’s pretty huge.' - Gerard Way

'I didn't want to say anything. I liked Star Wars when I was ten.' - Gerard on what he was like when he was ten

'Asshole. I was such an asshole! Uhhh Delinquent. I was told I was too intelligent for my own good but I don't know about that. I didn't like authority and this was at ten!' - Frank on what he was like when he was ten

'I like popsicles.' - Mikey Way

'Karate.' - what Gerard would do if he was forced to do something in drag

"We can duct tape my knee, I don't care" Gerard Way

"I'm the master of the wicket!"- Gerard Way